This is better than the last tow posts. And First
EEEWWWW saggy boobs :P
Forget her sagging boobs. Look at those long, bony hands. Would you want a handjob from that? It’d be like getting a handjob from Vladimir Horowitz. Or Death himself.
Ooooooof, was this chic ever hot? That’s a big, I THINK NOT!
mmmmmmmmm death handjob.
Well she’s definetly off my analignus list now.
she was hot
holy crap . . . she had to feel like one of those babies was gonna fall outta that swimsuit. Can’t people pick out bathing suits that fit them anymore??? what is with this? I mean, there’s tara, there’s courtney, and now uma. nonetheless shouldn’t she have plenty of money to fix that disaster? If I had her money that’s the FIRST thing I would run out and buy!
Her nostrils and bellybutton disturb me. Why do they seem so angry and ready to swallow things up? But they’re not as bad as her ohmygoddontsodomizemewiththosethings fingers and gimli-toes. Against all that, what’s the problem with (very big) saggy boobs?
Damn! Boob hammocks. The only thing missing is a little guy named Pedro sipping on a margarita in there.
Hohan and britney and should learn an important lesson from these pics…if you don’t keep em in a bra where they belong sooner or later you will have tits hanging so low they brush your belt. Eghhhhh.
A real woman’s body, run for the hills.
Day late and a buck short with this post.
Forget motorboating those saggy cans, it would be more like paddle boating.
Every time I see her I think of this:
now if I could only figure out how to post a link.
they match her extremely ugly face.
and her boobs would look good in a better suit
Bet she can run fast.
Someone has apparently stapled Cisco Adlers balls to her chest.
Ricky that was hysterical!
It’s just a bad fit of a swim suit. She needs to go shopping.
#16 – true. Very true.
#18 ROTFLMFAO!! Now all she needs is the Capt. Morgan’s pose.
Has she birthed any children? That would be the only reason to get away with a rack like that. Otherwise, spend some of that big $$$ you’re sitting on & get them pups lifted!
Oh Holy god. That’s the worst bikini top ever. What’s really disturbing is that she’s bent on traumatizing her child by dangling those droopy monsters in his face. After a childhood like this, who can blame him if he grows up to be one of those men on the subway who gropes every breast in sight.
But, what do you expect from a shaved Neanderthal. I’m surprised she’s not dragging the kid around the beach by his leg.
Is the mini-SpiderMan her kid?
Thx #21. Didn’t catch that before I reposted. Plz ignore #22 everyone.
WTF was she thinking???
But I’d rather see saggy boobs than look at that little boy kiddy porn picture.
You say saggy – I say MILF!
More like Mom I would like to fuck if she did not trip over her tits
I think she looks damn good for a 70 year old. You guys are mean.
i don’t think they’re that saggy. she hunches over.
considering she’s like 38 and has a couple kids I think they’re fine. There are much younger women without kids who have just as much saggage…they just are smart enough not to wear that suit.
I know this is out of character for the site but:
Leave Uma alone. She breast fed her kid(s?) and had to put up with that little asshole Ethan Hawke.
In my book she can do no wrong.
I am off to watch Kill Bill!
Not saggy? they are bouncing off of her knees like the paddle and ball game I use to have as a kid
Her boobs are fine. She just needs a change of swimsuit.
My prostate would like to meet those fingers.
In the top pic her son is saying “Do I feel a draft?”
Count me in for the motorboat… I never met a tit I didn’t like…
or…”Mommy if you took your top off your boobs would come down to here”
Hey Jimbo, WTC to you too.
ah, the paddle and ball. what doesn’t that prepare you for?
burn the suit Uma! BURN IT!!!
she’s a beautiful woman with bad taste in swim wear.
I’d take that anyday over lohan, tara reid, spears, or any of the other trolls.
#36 – what about Elizabeth Edwards’ breast?
Shack – It sure helped with puberty.
FRIST – WTC where were you yesterday and don’t say you had to work.
that’s not funny, ponk
Nope, I’m on vacation, was busy all day. Kinda like today, gotta take my vehicle in to get fixed here in a few.
it’s not funny cause the woman is dying
That needs to become her not-so-super ex-bathing suit.
You peeps are never happy. You say you love big tits, but if they’re real and sag, you go “GROSS!”..and if they’re fake and stick straight out, you go “GROSS!”
If they’re big and real, they’re gonna sag.
If they’re big and fake, they’re gonna stick straight out.
Those are the only two teams for this sport. Pick a team.
I have perky mediums, so I’m outta this game. =)
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