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Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 8:16 am
This is better than the last tow posts. And First
xXrebeccaXx | April 5, 2007 at 8:18 am
EEEWWWW saggy boobs :P
TrippyGoogler | April 5, 2007 at 8:19 am
Forget her sagging boobs. Look at those long, bony hands. Would you want a handjob from that? It’d be like getting a handjob from Vladimir Horowitz. Or Death himself.
BarbadoSlim | April 5, 2007 at 8:20 am
Ooooooof, was this chic ever hot? That’s a big, I THINK NOT!
HughJorganthethird | April 5, 2007 at 8:21 am
mmmmmmmmm death handjob.
Well she’s definetly off my analignus list now.
schack | April 5, 2007 at 8:21 am
she was hot
Mandy | April 5, 2007 at 8:21 am
holy crap . . . she had to feel like one of those babies was gonna fall outta that swimsuit. Can’t people pick out bathing suits that fit them anymore??? what is with this? I mean, there’s tara, there’s courtney, and now uma. nonetheless shouldn’t she have plenty of money to fix that disaster? If I had her money that’s the FIRST thing I would run out and buy!
ponk | April 5, 2007 at 8:23 am
Her nostrils and bellybutton disturb me. Why do they seem so angry and ready to swallow things up? But they’re not as bad as her ohmygoddontsodomizemewiththosethings fingers and gimli-toes. Against all that, what’s the problem with (very big) saggy boobs?
TaiTai | April 5, 2007 at 8:26 am
Damn! Boob hammocks. The only thing missing is a little guy named Pedro sipping on a margarita in there.
mismint | April 5, 2007 at 8:27 am
Hohan and britney and should learn an important lesson from these pics…if you don’t keep em in a bra where they belong sooner or later you will have tits hanging so low they brush your belt. Eghhhhh.
tits_on_snack | April 5, 2007 at 8:28 am
A real woman’s body, run for the hills.
Fifth Stooge | April 5, 2007 at 8:29 am
Day late and a buck short with this post.
Joshingya31 | April 5, 2007 at 8:29 am
Forget motorboating those saggy cans, it would be more like paddle boating.
irshliquor | April 5, 2007 at 8:29 am
Every time I see her I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpqZTFTCsN0
now if I could only figure out how to post a link.
combustion8 | April 5, 2007 at 8:30 am
they match her extremely ugly face.
schack | April 5, 2007 at 8:31 am
and her boobs would look good in a better suit
Ricky Razzle | April 5, 2007 at 8:32 am
Bet she can run fast.
DrPhowstus | April 5, 2007 at 8:33 am
Someone has apparently stapled Cisco Adlers balls to her chest.
rrd | April 5, 2007 at 8:34 am
Ricky that was hysterical!
It’s just a bad fit of a swim suit. She needs to go shopping.
wedgeone | April 5, 2007 at 8:36 am
#16 – true. Very true.
#18 ROTFLMFAO!! Now all she needs is the Capt. Morgan’s pose.
Has she birthed any children? That would be the only reason to get away with a rack like that. Otherwise, spend some of that big $$$ you’re sitting on & get them pups lifted!
Hyexistenz | April 5, 2007 at 8:36 am
Oh Holy god. That’s the worst bikini top ever. What’s really disturbing is that she’s bent on traumatizing her child by dangling those droopy monsters in his face. After a childhood like this, who can blame him if he grows up to be one of those men on the subway who gropes every breast in sight.
But, what do you expect from a shaved Neanderthal. I’m surprised she’s not dragging the kid around the beach by his leg.
wedgeone | April 5, 2007 at 8:37 am
Is the mini-SpiderMan her kid?
wedgeone | April 5, 2007 at 8:37 am
Thx #21. Didn’t catch that before I reposted. Plz ignore #22 everyone.
veggi | April 5, 2007 at 8:39 am
WTF was she thinking???
But I’d rather see saggy boobs than look at that little boy kiddy porn picture.
upstart | April 5, 2007 at 8:41 am
You say saggy – I say MILF!
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 8:47 am
@25
More like Mom I would like to fuck if she did not trip over her tits
FRIST!!! | April 5, 2007 at 8:48 am
I think she looks damn good for a 70 year old. You guys are mean.
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 8:49 am
Frist WTC?
schack | April 5, 2007 at 8:49 am
i don’t think they’re that saggy. she hunches over.
lambman | April 5, 2007 at 8:50 am
considering she’s like 38 and has a couple kids I think they’re fine. There are much younger women without kids who have just as much saggage…they just are smart enough not to wear that suit.
Bugman4045 | April 5, 2007 at 8:51 am
I know this is out of character for the site but:
Leave Uma alone. She breast fed her kid(s?) and had to put up with that little asshole Ethan Hawke.
In my book she can do no wrong.
I am off to watch Kill Bill!
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 8:52 am
@29
Not saggy? they are bouncing off of her knees like the paddle and ball game I use to have as a kid
brennreyn | April 5, 2007 at 8:52 am
Her boobs are fine. She just needs a change of swimsuit.
RichPort | April 5, 2007 at 8:52 am
My prostate would like to meet those fingers.
ponk | April 5, 2007 at 8:55 am
In the top pic her son is saying “Do I feel a draft?”
PunjabPete | April 5, 2007 at 8:55 am
Count me in for the motorboat… I never met a tit I didn’t like…
ponk | April 5, 2007 at 8:56 am
or…”Mommy if you took your top off your boobs would come down to here”
FRIST!!! | April 5, 2007 at 8:56 am
Hey Jimbo, WTC to you too.
schack | April 5, 2007 at 8:57 am
ah, the paddle and ball. what doesn’t that prepare you for?
veggi | April 5, 2007 at 8:57 am
burn the suit Uma! BURN IT!!!
pinkcannibal | April 5, 2007 at 8:57 am
she’s a beautiful woman with bad taste in swim wear.
fame is funny | April 5, 2007 at 8:57 am
I’d take that anyday over lohan, tara reid, spears, or any of the other trolls.
ponk | April 5, 2007 at 8:57 am
#36 – what about Elizabeth Edwards’ breast?
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 9:00 am
Shack – It sure helped with puberty.
FRIST – WTC where were you yesterday and don’t say you had to work.
schack | April 5, 2007 at 9:01 am
that’s not funny, ponk
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 9:03 am
Why not?
FRIST!!! | April 5, 2007 at 9:09 am
Nope, I’m on vacation, was busy all day. Kinda like today, gotta take my vehicle in to get fixed here in a few.
schack | April 5, 2007 at 9:10 am
it’s not funny cause the woman is dying
Tracy | April 5, 2007 at 9:11 am
That needs to become her not-so-super ex-bathing suit.
HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 9:14 am
You peeps are never happy. You say you love big tits, but if they’re real and sag, you go “GROSS!”..and if they’re fake and stick straight out, you go “GROSS!”
If they’re big and real, they’re gonna sag.
If they’re big and fake, they’re gonna stick straight out.
Those are the only two teams for this sport. Pick a team.
I have perky mediums, so I’m outta this game. =)