Uma Thurman has a big red nipple

Superficial / December 16, 2005

I don’t want to give Uma Thurman any fashion advice, but maybe an outfit that has a giant red ball on the nipple isn’t the best thing to wear around in public. If she’s really looking to be made fun of, she could have done something a little more subtle like a dress with a picture of a cat on the crotch. That’s just as embarrassing, but at least you have to think a little for the joke. Make them work for it, Uma. Don’t just plaster a giant prosthetic nipple over your boob and start wandering around town.