Uma Thurman Has Breasts and Other News

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- Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What’s context? [Huffington Post]

- When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. [Dlisted]

- Princess Kate’s uterus might be filled with a future king. [Lainey Gossip]

- Remember all of those Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pics? Here’s the video. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This is Emmanuelle Chriqui’s version of a sex scene. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Jessica Simpson’s kid definitely won’t starve. [Popoholic]

- Nicholas Sparks and Zac Efron will now distort a woman’s viewpoint of the horrors of war. [TooFab]

- I don’t see any way that JWoww with a gun won’t end splendidly. [TMZ]

- Hump Day isn’t all that bad. Brazil, you know what I’m talking about. [theCHIVE]

- What do The Muppets have in common with 60’s Porn? (If you’re expecting fisting, I have some sad news.) [FilmDrunk]

- Elvis Costello has been Louis Armstrong this whole time. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jacqui Ainsley or How to Erase Madonna From Your Penis’ Memory. [Heavy]

- Maybe this guy would have better luck at a seminary. [Bossip]

- When Kellan Lutz says words, we all die a little inside. [Just Jared]

- Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt can look forward to stories like this for the rest of their lives. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Most Exotic Hotties in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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