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- Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What’s context? [Huffington Post]
- When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. [Dlisted]
- Princess Kate‘s uterus might be filled with a future king. [Lainey Gossip]
- Remember all of those Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pics? Here’s the video. [Hollywood Tuna]
- This is Emmanuelle Chriqui‘s version of a sex scene. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Jessica Simpson‘s kid definitely won’t starve. [Popoholic]
- Nicholas Sparks and Zac Efron will now distort a woman’s viewpoint of the horrors of war. [TooFab]
- I don’t see any way that JWoww with a gun won’t end splendidly. [TMZ]
- Hump Day isn’t all that bad. Brazil, you know what I’m talking about. [theCHIVE]
- What do The Muppets have in common with 60′s Porn? (If you’re expecting fisting, I have some sad news.) [FilmDrunk]
- Elvis Costello has been Louis Armstrong this whole time. [BuzzFeed]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jacqui Ainsley or How to Erase Madonna From Your Penis’ Memory. [Heavy]
- Maybe this guy would have better luck at a seminary. [Bossip]
- When Kellan Lutz says words, we all die a little inside. [Just Jared]
- Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt can look forward to stories like this for the rest of their lives. [Celebslam]
- The 20 Most Exotic Hotties in Sports [Bleacher Report]
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Yay, boobs! Yes, I’m embarrassed to say that I’m that easily distracted/entertained. Powerless, really, in the presence of an impressive rack. I’ll never amount to anything.
in my dreams, Hayden Panettiere is this tall.
She’s always had an amazing set of milk jugs.
She grew them herself…..not store bought. Bravo Uma.
We don’t see her – or them – often enough. Could she become the next Bond Villianess? In something slinky, of course.
Uh…….when in the hell did this happen? I approve.
She is looking pretty good, but I would like to see more of her and less of the Dress
Wow she looks great.
Those things defy gravity!
Big booboos!!!
god damn, I can’t even think when I’m looking at boobies.
Jesus, that bra is built better than half the bridges in this country.
Touch her vagina I will.
Wow, the shot above is better than what I saw on Popoholic. I thought she upped her use of botox recently. Good job, Fish. Now Uma needs to do good movies again before she becomes irrelevant.
Yea, definitely looks like botox is in effect….but she looks good as shit. Hasn’t looked this good since Paycheck & Prime.
She’s had a top up on her fillers
Her body has always been rockin but her face has always been messed up. But with tits like that, who cares.
Uma, Uma, Uma, that dress doesn’t do you justice. Take it off this very instant! I’m not crazy about the bra or panties either.
My boner… is so hard it kind of hurts right now.
I want to impregnate this woman so bad.
Love Uma, I always have.
And also always wanted to do some nasty things with her.
Yeah , that’s me … an eternal contradiction, and a pig.
Wow. Pregnancy tits rule!