Uma Thurman Has Breasts and Other News

November 30th, 2011 // 20 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What’s context? [Huffington Post]

- When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. [Dlisted]

- Princess Kate‘s uterus might be filled with a future king. [Lainey Gossip]

- Remember all of those Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pics? Here’s the video. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This is Emmanuelle Chriqui‘s version of a sex scene. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Jessica Simpson‘s kid definitely won’t starve. [Popoholic]

- Nicholas Sparks and Zac Efron will now distort a woman’s viewpoint of the horrors of war. [TooFab]

- I don’t see any way that JWoww with a gun won’t end splendidly. [TMZ]

- Hump Day isn’t all that bad. Brazil, you know what I’m talking about. [theCHIVE]

- What do The Muppets have in common with 60′s Porn? (If you’re expecting fisting, I have some sad news.) [FilmDrunk]

- Elvis Costello has been Louis Armstrong this whole time. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jacqui Ainsley or How to Erase Madonna From Your Penis’ Memory. [Heavy]

- Maybe this guy would have better luck at a seminary. [Bossip]

- When Kellan Lutz says words, we all die a little inside. [Just Jared]

- Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt can look forward to stories like this for the rest of their lives. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Most Exotic Hotties in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Snack pack

    Yay, boobs! Yes, I’m embarrassed to say that I’m that easily distracted/entertained. Powerless, really, in the presence of an impressive rack. I’ll never amount to anything.

  2. Cock Dr

    She’s always had an amazing set of milk jugs.
    She grew them herself…..not store bought. Bravo Uma.

  3. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    We don’t see her – or them – often enough. Could she become the next Bond Villianess? In something slinky, of course.

  4. Uma Thurman Cleavage UNICEFF Snowflake Ball
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh…….when in the hell did this happen? I approve.

  5. Coyote

    She is looking pretty good, but I would like to see more of her and less of the Dress

  6. Rico Jones

    Wow she looks great.

  7. Donald Trump

    Those things defy gravity!

  8. God

    Big booboos!!!

  9. Hugh Gentry

    god damn, I can’t even think when I’m looking at boobies.

  10. Jesus, that bra is built better than half the bridges in this country.

  11. Toby Weymiller

    Touch her vagina I will.

  12. Michael

    Wow, the shot above is better than what I saw on Popoholic. I thought she upped her use of botox recently. Good job, Fish. Now Uma needs to do good movies again before she becomes irrelevant.

    • OnTheRealThough

      Yea, definitely looks like botox is in effect….but she looks good as shit. Hasn’t looked this good since Paycheck & Prime.

  13. Uma Thurman Cleavage UNICEFF Snowflake Ball
    Jazzoo
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s had a top up on her fillers

  14. SIN

    Her body has always been rockin but her face has always been messed up. But with tits like that, who cares.

  15. Uma, Uma, Uma, that dress doesn’t do you justice. Take it off this very instant! I’m not crazy about the bra or panties either.

  16. Uma Thurman Cleavage UNICEFF Snowflake Ball
    Fawks
    Commented on this photo:

    My boner… is so hard it kind of hurts right now.
    I want to impregnate this woman so bad.

  17. Arzach

    Love Uma, I always have.
    And also always wanted to do some nasty things with her.
    Yeah , that’s me … an eternal contradiction, and a pig.

  18. Uma Thurman Cleavage UNICEFF Snowflake Ball
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Pregnancy tits rule!

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