Uma Thurman’s Still Got It

July 15th, 2013 // 41 Comments

Here’s Uma Thurman and her French financier boyfriend Arpad Busson in Saint-Tropez yesterday. Now, granted, these pics start to go downhill pretty fast, it’s important to remember that Uma’s breasts were powerful enough to make me crop 25 photos of her in a swimsuit and share them on the Internet. Wait, I did what? How did these get here? Oh, God, why is one trying to go below deck while the other isn’t? HELP!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, INFdaily

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    bambam
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    she´s still so beautiful…

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    Jon Pork
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    “Stop staring at my fucking feet Quentin!”

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    Darth Mung
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    Is there something wrong with me, that this is the hottest pic I’ve seen on this site in forever?

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    pudgina
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    how does one get a pudgy vag?

  5. Uma Thurman Swimsuit Cleavage
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    She only smokes to keep her body so slim.

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    Smoking…how classy and feminine,I can almost smell the nicotine from here.
    Nothing says “I´m sexy” like a cancer stick.

    • EricLR

      You know what’s REALLY, sexy? That judgmental chick who won’t stop complaining about every little imperfection. Nothing makes my dick harder.

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    Oh gross…does she ever put the cigs out??
    Yellow fingers? Check!
    Ashtray breath? Check!
    Tabacco smelling hair? Check!
    Nicotine in sweat? Check!
    White tounge? Check!

    ….
    ……
    SEXY! *Barf*

  8. She’s still got ‘it’? What’s ‘it’, a big fat ass?

    • Nonnie Moose

      I’m with you. I’ve never understood the hype over her. Eh, different strokes and all that, I guess.

  9. Cock Dr

    Her topless scenes in “Dangerous Liaisons” make up for any disappointmenting photos that modern day paparazzi might produce.

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    Congratulations on those super-jugs. Too bad about those haunches…but man, those jugs! Yeah!

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    Coming to theaters, uh NOW, Uma Thurman stars in “She Just Gave Up”

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    How the mighty have fattened.

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    Big Toe
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    Is she wearing the “2013 Edition Gerard Depardieu Nose”? i hear that they’re big (no pun intended) in Germany?

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    Big Toe
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    She can fart donuts from inhaling a cigarette.

  15. tlmck

    Never understood the appeal. Not hot and cannot act.

  16. Drew from Initech

    Does “it” mean a butterface?

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    Assbestos
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    Hhhhaaauuuuggghhhtt….?

  18. Artimus

    This is her audition for the Sharknado sequel, isn’t it?

  19. John

    Bet anything she threw that cig butt in the drink.

  20. Hopalong

    Still got what? Man hands? Oh, you meant man hands.

  21. Pippi Longcocking

    I hit it in a hot second, just all you losers would.

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    Jennifer Ate.

  23. OuchThatHugeFingerHurts

    “Good enough, we can fix it in editing…next scene!”

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    whatever
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    a cig hanging from the mouth is NEVER attractive, look at that sour face, everybody lighting up looks like that
    then you get yellow fingers and teeth
    age rapidly, look older faster
    not to mention the black tar lungs you get and lungcancer

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    Toopier
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    It”s all good. Just one $5 milkshake too many.

  26. Freebie

    Love seeing real boobs on a real woman and not some hard impossibly round soccer balls bolted on to a barbie body. She’s beautiful.

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    She’s got a little captain in her… At least…

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    Emma watson's vagina
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    looking at that guy. I know I have a chance at her. but the why?

  29. Letterman was right. Uma turned into Oprah.

  30. brian

    Yeah, I’d fuck her. With those big hips as handles, that fat ass ain’t goin’ nowhere!

  31. That headline is a joke, right? She has never had it. Her body isn’t even good enough to make her a butterface. How about those fish eyes on each side of her head?

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