Uma Thurman’s Toes Are Quentin Tarantino’s Now

Uma Thurman is barefoot in these photos which is exactly all the evidence I need to believe she’s rebounded with Quentin Tarantino after leaving French financier Arpad Busson last month. You could’ve shown me footage of Quentin’s penis visibly in Uma’s vagina, and I still would’ve said, “Yeah, but where are the feet?” I know it’s not cool these days, or even “jiggy with it,” but I still take my responsibility to my readers seriously. *resumes looking for celebrity nipples with a magnifying glass, pauses occasionally to write down dick jokes*

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