Uma Thurman’s Toes Are Quentin Tarantino’s Now

May 29th, 2014 // 12 Comments

Uma Thurman is barefoot in these photos which is exactly all the evidence I need to believe she’s rebounded with Quentin Tarantino after leaving French financier Arpad Busson last month. You could’ve shown me footage of Quentin’s penis visibly in Uma’s vagina, and I still would’ve said, “Yeah, but where are the feet?” I know it’s not cool these days, or even “jiggy with it,” but I still take my responsibility to my readers seriously. *resumes looking for celebrity nipples with a magnifying glass, pauses occasionally to write down dick jokes*

Photos: Getty

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  1. Quentin Tarantino Uma Thurman Dating 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
    Cock Dr
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    Feet are such a mild kink out of all those fetish possibilities. He would probably be ridiculously easy to please. Have at it Quentin!

  2. Quentin Tarantino Uma Thurman Dating 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
    Short Round
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    These two make a lovely couple. Really.

  3. he should star in more of his own movies, ala “Dawn til Dusk”.

    just kidding. He sucks.

  4. It was only a matter of time. Congrats.

  5. Jessica

    Them dating actually makes me feel old. This took so long, and then I realize- shit I am old.

  6. Uma is unshod because in three inch heels, she’s an inch taller than Quentin.

    Right now, I suspect Tarantino is (with Uma’s foot in his mouth, or at least a couple of toes) stalking these threads and downrating me just because I parodied his “royale with cheese” exchange from “Pulp Fiction”. A few times. Ok, lots.

    So I’m sending him pictures of my bare feet doing different things just to torment him. Suck on THIS, Tarantino (not)!

  7. Good, Uma had been a hideous monster for almost 2 decades now.
    She is Sarah Jessica Parker 2.0.
    Kill it now.

  8. Quentin Tarantino Uma Thurman Dating 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    How long have they been together? She’s already pregnant?! I had no idea podiatric insemination was even possible!

  9. I did not know they made a “re-imagining” of “Frankeinstein and his bride”.

  10. Perfect pairing of overrated douchebags

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