Uma Thurman’s Breasts Want Off
Because, exactly as I predicted, an insane amount of you clicked on the Uma Thurman pregnant bikini photos on Monday, here she is again yesterday in all her misshapened beauty and.. well, shapes. MARVEL at each of her breasts trying to escape in opposite directions. OGLE at the self-mammogram. THRILL at how you can’t believe how many of these you’re clicking on, but then you realize your only other option is work, so hello, prego-side-yam. You’re not a spreadsheet.
(That’s right. I’m in your head now.)