It’s Uma Thurman Pregnant In A Bikini

March 26th, 2012 // 22 Comments

YOU: Why would I want to look at this?
ME: You’re on the Internet.

Here’s a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart’s over the weekend, which I’m going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush on her. Unless of course you’re Quentin Tarantino, who’s going to want to take advantage of our Zoom feature because, damn, them feet are swelling. I should seriously charge you money for this.

Adding… If you don’t click on that Quentin Tarantino link to find out why he’d want to look at Uma Thurman’s feet, I can safely say with all confidence, you’ve only lived your life to 25% of its potential. 30 at best.

Photos: Fame/Flynet


  1. Dick Hell

    Preggo granny porn on a Monday? Thanks Fish!

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    She looks good pregnant, Olivia Wilde I don’t know.

  3. YoMamma

    That’s some serious underboob

  4. sc4play

    Looks more like Orca than Uma!

  5. EricLr

    Not only is Tarantino salivating, but somewhere Brett Ratner is looking at this thinking “Is that a shrimp I see in the background?”

  6. Frank Burns

    FFS! Nobody wants to see pregnant women in bikinis!

  7. Deacon Jones

    Did they sound a foghorn when she breeched the surface?

  8. khaleroo

    Hey, everyone grow up. You were all born of women, and making fun of pregnant women is seriously uncool. They have a tough enough time as it is.
    Any real man would never do such a thing. Seriously, you should get over your judgement of women as not people but only to be gawked at.
    GROW UP. do it – at least keep it non-mean.
    Jessica Simpson pregnant makes me smile, but not because there is anything ugly about pregnancy. All of it, and the mothers who bore us and put up with our $4i+ is a miracle, plain and simple.

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    chris breezy boxing academy
    Commented on this photo:

    40 photos, each blurrier than the last

  10. Joe Blow

    And lo, I beheld a great beast arise from the sea….

  11. Not nearly as unintentionally hilarious as Jessica Simpson, but let’s hope the funny trimester is right around the corner.

  12. nick

    You know, I think she pulls off the great fat disease of pregnancy really well. That’s like.. the necessary weight gain that comes with it, instead of the hundreds of pounds most moms put on when they’re “eating for two”
    I actually don’t find Uma Thurman particularly good looking, but most of us could only dream of a pregnant/wife/girlfriend/migrant worker who looked that nice knocked up.

  13. Tell me you guys got a “Buy one, get 39 free” deal on these pics.

  14. Jach Trrense

    Uma is gg nice!

  15. decalex

    yikes. very confused.

  16. Uma Thurman Bikini Pregnant
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    my lady was really horny when she was that size—
    had to find the right positions
    and be able to get back into it after the ever-looming pee-break!
    her fella’s feeling lucky if she sticking that ass up nightly
    wouldn’t you be?!?

  17. jota

    Very good pregnant….. and very sexy lady

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    This is what pregnant women should look like! Jessica Simpson please take some notes only your belly should be getting big lol not your entire body!

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    The Everlasting Know-it-all
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    Gorgeous woman. I’d still hit it.

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    I couldn’t even get through ‘em all. Thanks for the mammaries.

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