YOU: Why would I want to look at this?
ME: You’re on the Internet.
Here’s a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart’s over the weekend, which I’m going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush on her. Unless of course you’re Quentin Tarantino, who’s going to want to take advantage of our Zoom feature because, damn, them feet are swelling. I should seriously charge you money for this.
Adding… If you don’t click on that Quentin Tarantino link to find out why he’d want to look at Uma Thurman’s feet, I can safely say with all confidence, you’ve only lived your life to 25% of its potential. 30 at best.