Tyson Beckford cuts face in car crash

tbeckfordcrash.jpgSupermodel Tyson Beckford was sent to Jersey City Medical Center at 5am yesterday after getting cuts and bruises on his face from a mysterious car crash. I say “mysterious” only because the freaking article says mysterious, like there were ghosts at work or something. Which I hear there were. Ghosts. At work. Wait, did somebody say ghosts? I’m scared!

An inside source said, “He looked pretty badly beaten to me, but he was laughing about it. He didn’t seem bothered about his face. He was more concerned about what had happened to his car.”

Sadly, his car happens to be a 1986 Honda Accord. Okay maybe I made that up, but maybe I didn’t. It’s not like you know.