Tyra Banks’ stalker still free to stalk, be crazy as hell

March 24th, 2008 // 27 Comments

Tyra Banks has herself a new stalker so, let’s give her a round of applause. You go, girl! Anyway, her stalker is Georgia native Brady Green who tried to get into The Tyra Banks Show with a duffel bag full of magazines featuring Tyra and demanded to see her. Crazy alarms were activated. The New York Post reports:

Cops were called to the scene, where Banks said she feared for her safety. Green was cleared from the premises. But at 7:22 p.m., Green was back – sitting across the street in a window seat at a McDonald’s, drinking coffee and flipping through one of his magazines, said witness Jesus Nuñez.
Nuñez described the 6-foot-2 Green as “huge, strong with a lot of muscles.”

When Brady Green went before a judge he was allowed to go free:

The next morning, Green appeared in Manhattan Criminal Court and pleaded not guilty to the charges. No bail was requested, despite Green not having provided a New York address. Judge Anthony Ferrara released him on his own recognizance – but issued an order of protection for Banks.

First off, Tyra should start dating Chuck Norris on the ASAP. Second, real stalkers don’t eat at McDonald’s. Pfft. That’s for chumps. Burger King is the place to be. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go eat a Whopper in Jessica Alba’s pool then sniff her patio furniture. It’s good to set goals for yourself. Helps the ol’ self esteem.

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  1. Her palms are whiter than mine. But not as hairy…

  2. lOLLY PoP

    FIRST PUTAS!

  3. sweets

    she would be so lucky

  4. sweets

    she would be so lucky

  5. Jrz

    Yeah but she’s fucking fat now, she should be happy SOMEONE wants her. Just sayin’.

  6. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    as Jesus is my witness…

  7. veggi

    He was just hungry. And she has pockets full of tater tots..

  8. Grunion

    When the crazy stalk the crazy, hillarity ensues..

  9. He apparently had a hakering for some bacon strips.

  10. Sid

    Now that’s a sensible stalker for her – tall with huge muscles. Of course, it also could have been a little guy with a forklift. Like with Kim K – gotta be a guy with a full bladder and a roll of toilet paper.

  11. Auntie Kryst

    What did the stalker have to say about McDonald’s new gourmet style coffee? McD’s claims it’s just as good as a barista would make, but I really doubt it. Regardless I always respected the opinion of bat-shit crazies for their honesty in consumer goods. If you’re reading this John Hinckley, on your next furlough please stop in and take a taste for us. Do it for Jody.

  12. It's me Fuckers

    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go eat a Whopper in Jessica Alba’s pool then sniff her patio furniture.”

    ROFL!! Omg, I almost pissed myself laughing at that! W2g Superfish writer. =)

  13. Henry

    So…Jesus was there and He did nothing? Fucking liberal.

  14. nipolian

    I think if I were Tyra, I would be more worried about that lesbian stalker with her/his tongue hanging out that is behind her in the pic.

  15. fuck you

    gosh tyra why do you have your hair like that?……It has aged you tremendously.
    Please go back to your normal hairstyle!

  16. mofo

    she’s bald, it’s a wig!

  17. Kimberly

    Is this guy some kind of sadist? Who wants to be around Tyra Banks for more than 30 seconds?

  18. Kimberly

    I meant masochist! Silly me!

  19. 1 MILF Hunter

    If her stalker is back, she’ll be so scared she’ll shit her pants. Again.

  20. Jamie's Uterus

    Who’d want to stalk this self centered fake ass bitch?

  21. extracheeseplease

    Tyra has no room to talk, she’s been threatening every banana split sundae for the last 4 years….

  22. Bubba Jones

    Nice. Now if he could just off this bitch, the world would be a better place.

  23. OMG

    She is my favorite. She looks so cute. I love her. I saw her on “w e a l t h yR o m a n ce.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  24. WTB

    Why are her bangs so long? I’m very confused. Did she get a forehead implant? Has she always had a really tall head? Is she hiding something under there? Seriously, whose forehead starts up that high? I’m frightened. Hold me.

  25. She is so pretty .I love her very much.I just saw her in millonaire dating site “WealthyLoving.com”.Dose she really searching her new lovein this site?

  26. Jen

    whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

  27. sidv

    His crime is its own punishment.

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