Tyra Banks’ stalker still free to stalk, be crazy as hell

Tyra Banks has herself a new stalker so, let’s give her a round of applause. You go, girl! Anyway, her stalker is Georgia native Brady Green who tried to get into The Tyra Banks Show with a duffel bag full of magazines featuring Tyra and demanded to see her. Crazy alarms were activated. The New York Post reports:

Cops were called to the scene, where Banks said she feared for her safety. Green was cleared from the premises. But at 7:22 p.m., Green was back – sitting across the street in a window seat at a McDonald’s, drinking coffee and flipping through one of his magazines, said witness Jesus Nuñez.
Nuñez described the 6-foot-2 Green as “huge, strong with a lot of muscles.”

When Brady Green went before a judge he was allowed to go free:

The next morning, Green appeared in Manhattan Criminal Court and pleaded not guilty to the charges. No bail was requested, despite Green not having provided a New York address. Judge Anthony Ferrara released him on his own recognizance – but issued an order of protection for Banks.

First off, Tyra should start dating Chuck Norris on the ASAP. Second, real stalkers don’t eat at McDonald’s. Pfft. That’s for chumps. Burger King is the place to be. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go eat a Whopper in Jessica Alba’s pool then sniff her patio furniture. It’s good to set goals for yourself. Helps the ol’ self esteem.