#34……….Dont insult dolphins. Insult Tyra Banks. She looks like buffalo and hippo shit mixed together.
That’s “vain”. Oy.
And #32…Mztry (dang, I thought you’d gone forever!), maybe if you read all the other posts on here you’d see that most of them not making fun of how Tyra looks but picking on her for being a hypocrite.
Photoshopped as hell.
I’d still bang her silly.
I believe that filter is called “diffuse glow”, used very liberally in the production of 1-hour portrait studios that cater to cholas, their chicas and baby daddies.
You can tell it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!
She may have gained 30lbs (30 not 40!) but she still looks damn good. i watch her show, and she does NOT look huge (even though you can tell this is TOTALLY photoshopped, i thought it would have been better to be more like the first one, but i could see it now if she DIDNT have it photoshopped everyone would be saying OMG PHOTOSHOP THAT SHIT)
that IS a horrible photoshop job, i will admit, i dont think ive seen one that bad in a while! but shes still beautiful
#35………You must be a brain surgeon.
photoshop is a helluva program.
It looks like she’e been rolling around in a big vat of blur. Totally stupid.
I try to like Tyra. Try. I donno. She pissed me off on ANTM when she gave that Indian girl shit for wearing blue coloured contact lenses, and not being proud of her heritage and “trying to conform to be white”… Meanwhile she’s sporting white chick hair. Where’s the afro, T-banks?
That thing is so photoshopped. Nobody’s skin looks that soft.
And whoever said that about the dots not being the same places is so right on.
Did she go to Glamour Shots for this photo shoot?
I don’t know…..
The original cover shot looks like she is a ravenous vixen arising from the surf ready to ravage me…..
The new cover shot just looks like an insecure fat chick.
Did anyone of you ever walk in a Victorias Secret show? Did anyone of you ever grace the cover of sports illustrated? Is anyone of you having his/her own TV Show? I don’t think so…. So why don’t you just go back to your candy closet, stuff yourself full with junk and then go to the toilet and puke it out again just like you always do….
She’s beautiful and she weighs more.
It’s not the end of the world.
#77- It has nothing to do with jealousy and everything to do with a dislike of hypocrisy and lies. She’s a beautiful woman, definately, but most the criticisms here are based on her personality, not her looks.
78. “Go, girl! You’re saying, ‘I may be a huge, steaming hunk of fat hog, but that’s me, take it or leave it, buddy!’ Right?”
Christopher Walken – SNL 01.13.96
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