Tyra Banks pays her bills

April 27th, 2007 // 64 Comments

Tyra Banks ate at the Brooklyn Diner with Russell Simmons and his children on Saturday, and walked out on a $120 bill without paying. According to the manager:

“Everybody waved goodbye and there was nothing in the billfold. We kind of figured it was okay. It was so chaotic, she thought someone must have paid the bill.” As Banks explained on The View Thursday morning, she had offered to pick up the check, then Simmons insisted he would, but ultimately neither did in a misunderstanding. “I read the [newspaper] and they’re saying I’m cheap and I didn’t pay the bill,” Banks said on The View Thursday. “So I’m on my way after this with my $120 and I’m going to give it to them.”

How come when Tyra Banks skips out on a bill and says it’s a misunderstanding everybody is sympathetic and believes her? But when I skip out on a bill and say it’s a misunderstanding suddenly I’m a “disgrace to society.” Sure, I threw the bill on the floor and spit on it. And sure, I punched the waiter in the face. And, yeah, maybe I did run out of the restaurant while screaming, “Suckers!” If anything, that should just mean I’m more innocent.



  1. daηielle™↵


  2. Even with a lot of people at a table, I can’t imagine walking out without realizing that NOBODY had paid the bill.

  3. Throw her in the slammer.

    Team Brooklyn Diner.

  4. edamame

    Watching her feel up Rosie gave me nightmares!

  5. BarbadoSlim

    That’s one massive forehead. Back in MY day, people who had hair only growing out of the back of their skulls used to be called bald, and they would hide their shame.

    This world has gone to shit.

  6. gmaninjapan

    Secnd! I wish I had something to say except seriously, does anyone know who the girl with the tatts in the paris picture is, at the Armani party? Apparently her name is Micheline?

  7. edamame

    Yeah, take your $120 and don’t forget the tip!!!

    And WTF is up with Russell Simmons….he’s looks like he’s shrinking!

  8. daηielle™↵

    I’m sure Paris, Lindsay and Brit Brit the Shit skipped out on plenty of bills but- you wouldn’t cover [that] story would ya, fish?

  9. edamame

    I’m gonna hurl if she is dating Russell Simmons….he’d be all over her, though! He likes women who look like trannies.

    I can’t imagine having to live with those boobs on a daily basis….the poor thing!

  10. Fishstick

    Another story involving a huge forehead! Jeez. I bet all the monster-heads out there can just cry themselves to sleep on their huuuuuuuge pillows….

  11. HoboChic

    I think we should be on some sort of Tyra boob-watch where monitor the southern migration of those things. We better get started…they appear to be approaching the Mason-Dixon line already…

  12. Liverpool FC

    THAT IS THE REASON WHY AMERICANS ARE DUMBSHIT FAT CUNTS. How can that thing be a model??? Thats nothing but a coconut with donkey/buffalo hair attached to it.

  13. daηielle™↵


    Terrorist much?

  14. wedgeone

    Buncha nigs skipped out on a bill. Shocked I am.

    In other news, the sun rose this morning and is expected to set this evening.

  15. 2for2true

    Give her a ray gun and she’s a dead ringer for the alien in ‘Mars Attacks!’

    …what’s with that expression? Looks like she just found a turd in the punchbowl.

  16. bitingontinfoil

    LMFAO! “SUCKERS!”……so, she paid a measly $120 bill–where was the tip?

  17. I wish I was a bouncer type dude at that place for 2 reasons:
    1) I could tackle Tyra to the ground.
    2) I could punch Simmons in the face

  18. Donkey

    This woman is a prime example of someone getting through life on tits alone.

  19. lambman

    # 5 ” Back in MY day, people who had hair only growing out of the back of their skulls used to be called bald, and they would hide their shame.” see you mistake is assuming that hair is GROWING out of Tyra’s head. They hair grew out of a weave factory

  20. DrPhowstus

    Can’t… stop… looking… at… her… cleavage…

  21. “…and I’m NOT fat!!”

  22. whoneedsenemies

    I really think Tyra is a beautiful woman! If you take away the mouth, the forehead and her weave at the very least…

  23. Liverpool FC


  24. Hohlraum

    you’re all nutz she’s freaking hot and I want to touch her parts.

  25. I want to have intercourse with her.


  26. wedge1

    #14 – If you’re gonna assume my identity troll, the least you can do is be funny.

    Why does her face look like someone whacked her with a baseball bat across her eyes & the bridge of her nose? They’re recessed so far back into her skull that they could retain water.

  27. FRIST!!!

    I skipped out on the bill before, but just for fun. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, then kept going all the way to my car, heh heh…

    I’m so bad!!!

  28. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    I didn’t even know that ‘Sweatin to the Oldies’ Simmons guy had kids. I thought you needed a penis to do that.

  29. wedgeone

    What kills me is that long ago people made such a big deal about having separate white and black restaurants. If you’re the restaurant owner, does that really seem like an injustice, or merely common sense, given that shit like this happens every day?

  30. Liverpool FC


  31. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    Liverpool, go fuck yourself gently.

  32. My middle name is Crime, and I don’t pay

  33. Ruby

    Ain’t that called “Food Fraud”?

    Liverpool drinks coconut milk.

  34. Liverpool FC


    #32…..Go and eat a dick.

  35. 15PiecesOfFlare

    CHEAP BASTARDS. The karma will come and get you.

  36. Scorepedo

    I waited on this bitch in Chicago, not once but twice. First time she “forgot” to pay the bill – nearly $100 – and the second time she was a complete ass. Made us count out specific ice cubes for her damn diet pepsi. There are no calories in ice cubes you dumb bitch! Slap Slap Slap goes my cock on her face.

  37. woodhorse

    BarbadoSlim – I am asking Lowlands to keep count because I think he is (1) neutral and (2) can pay attention better than you can.

    Tyra is counted amongst the African American population, I am counted amongst the Anglo American population. If I walked out on a $120 tab, I would SO be in JAIL.

    Keep tally, Lowlands, Your Hotness Abides.

  38. Liverpool FC


  39. HughJorganthethird

    Ok Liverpool we get it. nice game the other day BTW. Go chelsea.

  40. woodhorse

    Liverpool FC: Please kindly announce that you say the things you say because you are an asswipe and even if everyone was one race you would find another target to say unclever and distasteful things about just so you could get some attention for being an asswipe. Otherwise, Lowlands has to give BarbadoSlim a tally mark against me and that means I have to wash his car naked.

  41. woodhorse

    #32, gently with a plugged in hot curler.

  42. Liverpool FC

    Woodhorse…..go and get an education your worthless redneck.

  43. Liverpool FC

    #40……Chelsea are going to get fucked at Anfield.

  44. iamsosmrt

    Someone really needs to re-remind Tyra that she’s fat. You see fat girls can’t get away with not paying for their meals. She’s still walking around thinking she’s miss thang and can get shit for free, nope not no more thunder thighs.
    Also how did she manage to get away without paying, ’cause you know the bitch can run worth a damn (cause she’s FAT).

  45. iamsosmrt

    #5. Barbado Slim.
    I agree that balding is shameful, however don’t you LOVE Angelina Jolie because that bitch has the biggest fucking forehead ever and her hairline is receding.
    The below photo was taken on April 26th 2007 and shows her female balding/alien forehead condition. It’s getting worse, and so is she. She should really hide out in shame and shut her political pie hole.


  46. the only decent thing trya banks has ever does is provide joel mchale with the means to mock her on the soup each week.

  47. BarbadoSlim

    @46 Ouch, touche.

    well played sir.

    I don’t think crazy Angie is that political though, she’s more of a social cause oriented gal.

  48. Lowlands

    I see two coconuts packed up in a Delft Blue dress and one coconut with a pair of dentures.But where’s Tyra Banks?

  49. woodhorse

    Lowlands, you are now officially NOT the tally keeper. While I am still obsessed with your hotness, I cannot abide coconut remarks. Dr Phowstus will go so far as to coat his manhood in cheeto powder to please his woman and you barely even showed up today. No wonder I’m fickle. It’s probably also the fault of one of these guys for “stealing” me AKA “getting Jolied”.

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