Tyra Banks joins a flash mob and other news

The Superficial / August 17, 2009

- Jesus Luz earns his paycheck at Madonna’s 51st birthday dinner. [Splash News]

- Jessica Simpson is NOT replacing Paula Abdul. Is it because she can’t read? That’s discrimination! [PopEater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow used to be in on the jokes. Now she’s the ass end. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Cruise’s white sneakers: A revealing look. [Celebslam]

- Michael Vick is now blogging his apology. Jesus Christ. The man has to play for the shitass Eagles now. Hasn’t he suffered enough? (Note: I’m being facetious. About the suffering enough part.) [Just Jared]

- Gwen Stefani is a recent mother of two yet I don’t suspect her of hiding fried chicken in her purse. Just throwing that out there. [PopSugar]

- Mark Wahlberg’s lungs are made of vaginas. [The Blemish]

Photos: Splash News