Tyra Banks is out of her mind

1. Oprah spoof-funny as hell
2.Tyra not taking herself so fucking seriously like most robot models…priceless
3.Vaseline is the shit

Ummm…………………………What?

ahh truth is, she’s just gone all tragically fat and is now trying to cover that shame up with a greater distraction ie. apparent madness.

she needs to lay on the ground and spread her legs more.specifically during a lingerie show.

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she needs to lay on the ground and spread her legs more.specifically during a lingerie show.

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Tyra Banks scares the living crap out of me.
But if she were to ever change – that is, stop being crazy, cracked-out, and tacky – I don’t think I would love her as much.

That took balls. Holy shit she’s ugly without makeup. It makes me wonder how much cuter I’d be if I finally wore makeup. If it can change that beast into a supermodel, I could be the Helen.

Vaseline’s great. And the clogged pores from filling them with petroleum jelly is even greater.

Someone take her crack pipe away already. She’s scaring the kids.

If that woman isn’t loaded, who is?

it’s too bad the superfish doesn’t get jokes.

the best oprah car giveaway spoof was SNL when tina fey peed her pants from excitment!

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I would have thrown that stupid thing of Vaseline at her head and then punched as many of the screaming women as possible before security dragged me out. This is all such a menace to the sisterhood.

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this reminds me of that scene in ong bak, where the guy gets injected with like 5 syringes full of adrenaline, and he absolutely freaks out in a fit of pure insanity and then dies. it ruled so hard.
except tyra lives at the end …………… great.

Tyra was doing a spoof on Oprah’s show when Oprah gave away the cars, it was all a joke and her people had to call Oprah’s people beforehand to let her know it was all in fun.

Thankyou Tyra……..

I’m perplexed… I couldnt work up that much energy if I was SLATHERED with Vaseline..

Here, in Ukraine we use vaseline for assfucking. Especially gay people use that. I’m not sure why Tyra went with this shit on TV and why is everybody so crazy about it… So my guess’ are
1: She likes to be ass fucked.
2: She wants everybody to be ass fucked.
3: She takes coke or heroin.
4: She wants to take Oprah’s thunder.
5: Her carreer is over.
6: She is Tom Cruise??

Good god! I dont even have sound and that was disturbing enough! Shes scary looking! You can write the bible on that forehead! FUGLY!

god that was hilarious. cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Too bad I got in here so late. Been scanning the comments…you all don’t get it. This isn’t something like Paris flashing her cooch or dropping her dog…

…this is an indictment of Western civilization.

The whole damn audience makes me sick. The show, the set, the music, the message, the mindset…

This is why two thirds of the world lives in poverty…slaves away making our dildloes and running shoes for twenty cents an hour. Millions of HUMAN BEINGS, living a life of unhappiness and want, all to keep Tyra and her audience in the state of livng to which they are accustomed.

THIS IS WHY Iraq was invaded and Iran may be invaded. Because the people who own the gold and the guns want the whole world to be like this.

Then one day, they pull the plug on everybody and crash our dollar. The ones running the show will be acting like Tyra…

…in private.

Sweet Jesus! What the hell was that about? And am I mistaken, or did she bling out the vaseline tub? It’s like Cuba Gooding Jr. and Tom Cruise had a love child… and Star Jones is their nanny.

Get a sense of humor people. It was actually quite funny. The joke is that the miracle cream is simply vasoline.

how long till we see those gem studded little drug store cans on E-Bay? Seriously, it may be a miracle cream, but the true miracle is that something that can be purchased at the local grocery store will probably fetch big bucks! Really studio audience, run to CVS and get the stuff, sell the one she gave you for all you can!

only black people would consider Vasoline as a beauty aid.

and IF tyra was making fun of Oprah, I hope she’ll die one say. that fat zombie of a tranny can only amount to making of somebody.

I totally agree with whoever said in the beginning that she sums up every stereotype of a ghetto black chick.

Well first and foremost let me say this. Al you anorexic B@#$%es need to stop hating on Tyra because nowadays being thick is not only what guys want, but what your guy probably wants. Tyra’s shape is fine. She doesn’t have to be a 00 to prove a point. If you ask me a 00 is pretty pathetic and shows very poor eating habits. Some people are naturally extroverts (like Tyra)and some aren’t. This will explain why she’s always so happy, energetic and optimistic. Come on, she’s a SAG. Look into astrological signs and you’ll clearly get a definition of Tyra 101. SAG’s love people, love to be heard, and love SEX. Do some research you low lifes and stop coming down on her because she’s a star and she’s now worth over a billon dollars. You people get pissed when we excel, clearly, and I suggest you get use to it because us poor ghetto black chicks are writing many of your poor white trash pay checks. LOLOL Last Note: Vaseline is in fact a wonder tool in regards to using it as a beauty aid. Vaseline keeps skin smooth and keeps germs from infiltrating your skin. Why do you think they advertise this for babies all the time? Probably because it does wonders and works even better on adults. Get Educated!

Well she’s obviously a beached fish going through its death motions, someone int he audience should’ve taken heart and impaled her with the support pole off one of the cameras.

I’ve slept with more than one insane woman. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Except for the biting and gouging of eyes, it’s- well, call Tyra up for yourself. Just wait until next week, though. I’m flying out to her place tonight…

I actually was in the audience of this show. And no, we did not go “apeshit” over vaseline. The reaction of the audience was complete disbelief, shock and dismay, but it wasn’t necessarily captured on camera. The secret spilled about what was in the box way before we opened it because Tyra’s entire “going crazy for petroleum jelly” speech was rolling over and over on the teleprompter and some of us actually paid attention to that. We were prompted by the production staff to go “crazy” for Tyra, almost in the same way a mother prompts her family to go crazy over her semi mentally-retarded child in a school recital. I think a lot of these girls did it because they felt sort of sorry for her. From the beginning of the show we were hyped up saying there were silver boxes underneath our chair, and we were, under no circumstances, supposed to touch them. They told us we would be amazed at what was inside of them. Well, I was definitely amazed. Tyra is no Oprah. And she’s got some MEAN assed cankles. I walked away with a bedazzled vaseline, some Shu Uemara something (if that’s how you spell it), some Aveda lotion that smells like ass and makes me itch, and a bar of Aveno soap. And a plastic bucket from the 99 cents store (tag and all). OH, and I love it how she goes from valley girl to ghetto girl in .5 seconds. “Today we’re going to talk about a serious problem affecting millions of women around the world – undereye circles. N gurrrrrl I’m bout to show you vaseline is for mo’ than puttin’ under yo’ eyes when you scrap with some pigeon!”

I think the spoof was ok, overdone but nowhere near the reaction it’s getting from the posts on this site. Unbelievable how hateful and miserable most people are. Anyway – as far as the clip is concerned, I’m indifferent, chuckled 1.5x and dismissed it as quickly as I got to it and watched it. No biggie but what IS shocking are the comments made in response to it. Get a fkg life – all of you honestly.

I think mostly the hateful or obnoxious comments are made out of jealously as with most people who comment about celebrities. Always bitter and discrediting.

she’s always vaguely looked like an alien – seems like a bitch too