Tyra Banks Is Alien

By: Superficial / November 23, 2004

20041123_tyrabanks.jpgI never thought the day would come that I would actually find Tyra Banks to be as unattractive as I’m finding her. Maybe it’s the giant ball of yarn attached to her head or that hideously fitting dress, but I’m feeling this sudden urge to take her to my leader. And I don’t care how famous you are, once you start putting on a little too much weight to be wearing such a tight outfit, somebody should tell you. I’m not saying that she’s fat, just a little too fat to be wearing that dress.