Tyra Banks In $10 Million Bra

20041025_tyra.jpgIf you’ve ever wondered what a $10 million bra looks like, wonder no more. And if you’ve ever wondered what an armpit vagina looks like, wonder no more as well, because this is an armpit vagina if I’ve ever seen one. Looking at the way that bra is cutting into Tyra Banks’ fat makes me think that maybe it’s not the most comfortable piece of breast wear out there. And for $10 million, I’d be expecting some seriously comfortable support. I’m talking a built in heater, little robotic massagers, and maybe a tiny little leprechaun to compliment you every once in awhile. But I guess these lame designers are too preoccupied attaching diamonds to the damn thing than actually making it nicer. Weak.

Read Tyra Banks in 112 carats is uplifting @ [USA Today]

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