
Tyra Banks was spotted in NYC over the weekend shooting a commercial for her talk show, promoting the move of the show from Los Angeles to New York. Remember back when she was hot? Before she opened her mouth and everybody realized they hated her? I mean, she still looks pretty good when you can’t hear her, but even that’s getting kind of iffy. Check out her thighs. I’m not calling her fat, but if a pie ever suddenly goes missing you’d probably want to question her first.























frist | August 7, 2007 at 12:23 pm
FRIST!!!!!!! tyra is def bangable..
Kathleen | August 7, 2007 at 12:24 pm
SIIIICK
ramonfranks | August 7, 2007 at 12:25 pm
i love how people still make fun of tyra banks like shes Not hot, the woman was a damn supermodel, shes hot as all hell, and like 99% of all women the hotness drops when they open their mouth. jiggly thighs, hmmm… yeah shes still hot!
Suzie | August 7, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I am astounded that you even believe that her thighs are fat. Like yeah she used to be skinnier but she is still beautiful.
whackjob | August 7, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Thighra Banks. Love the old-lady tit strap-down look. I’d still hit it.
??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 12:29 pm
now thatz a good looking girl…..bye bye
michelle | August 7, 2007 at 12:30 pm
she’s still super hot!!! so what she put a little on but she is 5’10 and if you calculate her BMI, she is not overweight. before she was probably considered underweight!
Splooge | August 7, 2007 at 12:30 pm
She’s definitely still sploogeworthy.
hot_plate-face | August 7, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Her boobies are silly and dumb.
cactus22minus1 | August 7, 2007 at 12:31 pm
So did the writer(s) get switched out with the look of this site? Everything has been instantly dumbed down… not funny anymore… :(
*** | August 7, 2007 at 12:31 pm
that outfit is fugly
my comment | August 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Why does she dress like that?
Nasty.
ash | August 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
you’re calling her fat?! i mean sure she isn’t as skinny as she used to be but she is definitely not fat
mrs.t | August 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I am astounded that anyone could look at those pics and isolate just one problem.
costamar | August 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Most of you guys must be gay. She’s hot as hell.
for a model, yeah, she's fucking fat | August 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
no no no no no! This was supposed to be the last post on Friday, so all the fattie support group junkies could munch cookies and drink grape soda and write about eating disorder epidemics and their own personal histories with body image isssssssssssues and, um, oh yea, how Tyra is NOT FAT.
But I’m guessing somebody just set off the national adipose alarm, because now my monitor’s shaking, as the hippos arrive and prepare to comment…
justsomebastard | August 7, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Who gives a shit about her BMI. Those thighs do not look good. Models want to be judged based on their appearance, so lets judge them based on their appearance.
Historian | August 7, 2007 at 12:34 pm
For the record, “BMI” was first mentioned at comment #7.
Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I think the fish is on crack. There is a little meat on her thigh, but at least she does not look like Nichole Richie
Joheki | August 7, 2007 at 12:36 pm
What’s up with poser Christopher Walken in pic. 15.
regular or unleaded | August 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Still laughing at #16.
Tyra has pretty eyes. But she looks like a black dude in drag now.
It’s hard to love someone that already loves herself so much.
ppm | August 7, 2007 at 12:39 pm
That looks more like john voight than christopher walken in pic 15. i
hacksaw | August 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I’d hit it.
randian | August 7, 2007 at 12:41 pm
jiggly thighs? you can totally see that those pics were photoshopped.. the pixellation is off… and when she “opens her mouth” she sometimes says valid things that empower women… she’s a lot better than lohan and hilton either way
veggi | August 7, 2007 at 12:41 pm
23- In the fucking kidney!
hot_plate-face | August 7, 2007 at 12:43 pm
It looks like someone already hit it. With an ugly stick.
Spare Tyra | August 7, 2007 at 12:44 pm
You can’t have it both ways. Tyra Banks is vain, loud, shallow, and quick to criticize other models. She pretended to be well-adjusted to her heavier figure, then after unflattering swimsuit pictures were published she went on a crash diet followed by a publicity binge – continuing to this day – to show she hasn’t become a fatass. She has, and lots of guys like fat asses, but that’s beside the point. She’s more obsessed with looks – her own, because she’s a narcissist – than anybody else, and yet there will be 300 comments here “defending” her. Cows are such sheep.
hot_plate-face | August 7, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Women are already too bossy and loud mouthed. They don’t need some fat cow like her making them feel better about themselves.
doomhammer | August 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Looking at her makes my white cock feel so small. Thanks mega beast.
hot_plate-face | August 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
#29… It’d look bigger if you took it out of your mom’s mouth.
Nanda | August 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I guess that her pretty face is just nature’s way to repay her for what they did to her personality.
I personally like it that she tries to talk now! It makes me feel good about myself… Back in the day, when she’d just walk and stand still in front of cameras (the easiest job in the world, I might add), she was far more humilliating.
Now she’s just a pretty rich lady whose thighs are just about 5 times bigger than her brain. Good for her! Now that she’s done with runways, she can just sit back and enjoy her steaks… I mean, her fame!
Historian | August 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
“Empower” at comment #24.
Shallow Val | August 7, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Nothing wrong with the body that a tiny bit of gym work couldn’t fix but the outfits have GOT to go….what is it with the big statuesque girls wearing the little-gals clothing. Tyra and Mariah with their “I’m big and proud” but dressin like they’re still 17, c’mooooon.
Yeah, yeah, I know it;s a photoshoot, but come on, you’re not a “model” anymore so….Oprah it up girl and put on a nice suit.
woodhorse | August 7, 2007 at 12:46 pm
#14 – that’s our Superfish. Astounding. I would like a show of hands: how many men find it attractive for women to tightly strap their giniferous mammary glands so that it looks like there are 4 instead of 2? Only Victor? Well,…..
Simply Put | August 7, 2007 at 12:47 pm
She’s a loud fat black bitch.
bubba lubdubski | August 7, 2007 at 12:49 pm
and your belly fat makes homer simpson look like a lightweight.
Duchess of Dork | August 7, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I love her. She’s pretty dumb, but at least she’s not mean or OUTRAGEOUSLY dumb. She’s just a sweet lady. And she’s still totally hotter than most of the other women in Hollywood, if only because she’s so nice.
the teacher | August 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Nice one #30. Now shouldnt you be in the coat closet eating paste?
hot_plate-face | August 7, 2007 at 12:51 pm
No, I’m too busy in the closet eating your mom’s pasty pussy.
Clem | August 7, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I agree with most here, she is hot. But I want to see what she looks like first thng in the morning with no make up, no wig, ….and no clothes.
Lovely | August 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm
She’s a model…. her job is to not be fat… she’s not doing her job
We don’t need her empowering any more fat people with her “love you body” no matter what size it is bullshit….
hot_plate-face | August 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm
#40… she looks like your drag queen father.
Cindy | August 7, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I agree with other commenters that Tyra looks very hot, and I think she works very hard to empower women to rise above body image issues and achieve both physical and psychological health.
Ok, I just looked at the pictures. She’s quite the attention whore, huh? Still on her ridiculous quest to fit into clothes that looked awesome on her 10 years and 25 pounds ago. So…ummmm…scratch that first part, k?
hot_plate-face | August 7, 2007 at 12:53 pm
#43… Cindy… you’re the reason red ball gags were invented.
I_Smoke_Pole | August 7, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Eat shit
Christ on a Crotch | August 7, 2007 at 12:55 pm
#27, thanks, good parley.
Boy did SHE flip out over that bathing suit fiasco. For about five seconds before her flip-out, I thought she was actually being “for real” about loving yourself, and all that happy crappy, but then, look out, someone called her fat and it was on.
Just when you think someone is mayyybe a little real, the “real” real comes out and they are just as vapid and vain as the rest of them.
What an asshole.
your momz | August 7, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Umm since when did not looking like a coked up skeleton mean your fat? Obviously your just looking for something to do with yourself today becuase her thighs look pretty nice to me. But oh wait, this is the world of the superficial and you are getting paid to pull shit out your ass, my bad.
Shallow Val | August 7, 2007 at 12:56 pm
#44 in defense of Cindy, read the other half of her post.
Jesse Jackson | August 7, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Why all the negativity? She’s not on welfare, and she doesn’t have 5 kids by 5 different (long-departed) men. So she gave into KFC, big deal. That’s about the least destructive way to express her heritage.
Nanda | August 7, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I think people should be encouraged to love their bodies as they are. But that’s not what she’s trying to do. She’s not an actual plus size model or one of those hollywood personalities who actually try to rest on their talent to do accomplish anything.
She’s just a former anorexic model who doesn’t need to starve anymore, and I don’t think that she encourages that “love yourself the way you are” thing. She just encourages you to look hot enough throughout your life so you don’t need it anymore when you turn 30.