Tyra Banks showed up to the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party looking like a freaky geisha monster. Who would do that to their eyelashes on purpose? It’s like the look she was going for was: “Yowie zowie I’m shocked!”
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jazzdrummer420 | February 12, 2007 at 7:58 am
at least she wasn’t in a bikini
Anexio | February 12, 2007 at 7:59 am
Yet another loud mouthed skank.
Ardee | February 12, 2007 at 7:59 am
yikes.. now those are some freaky lashes
I like my Name | February 12, 2007 at 8:02 am
Tyra Banks ears are , huh, falling appart
not on your face i promise | February 12, 2007 at 8:03 am
pretty smart, actually. it’s a look designed to keep the eyes focused above the neck. good thinking, fattie.
Someguy | February 12, 2007 at 8:05 am
“Yowie zowie I’m shocked”. That’s the best you can come up with? And how about some pictures of Christina Aguilera? I haven’t had a sexy time explosion in 2 hours.
cookiepuss | February 12, 2007 at 8:07 am
how the hell do you look in the mirror and think this looks good ?
sexybitch | February 12, 2007 at 8:13 am
They make her look fat.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 8:15 am
Who left the fat geisha in the sun?
chlyn | February 12, 2007 at 8:17 am
Um, at least it looks good from far away?
intricateartist | February 12, 2007 at 8:24 am
It looks like centipedes crawled onto her eyes and died. Or big hairy spiders. Either way, I’m scared.
kingnormandy | February 12, 2007 at 8:25 am
Was she invited to this party based on the success of her debut album?
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 8:26 am
When Supermodels Shop at Lane Bryant… next on E! True Hollywood story…
anony | February 12, 2007 at 8:38 am
Hmm… has she started losing weight?
MrSemprini | February 12, 2007 at 8:39 am
Well, she has more money than me so she must be doing something right…
Wow, I’m defending Tyra!
wowzers | February 12, 2007 at 8:46 am
Hmmm how can anyone think tara is fat?? She is not fat, she is healthy! the ones who make fun of her must have low convidense. Probaly making fun of her to make them feel better about themselves. hello people she use to be a model off of Victorias secrets ofcourse she is beautiful!!
Prazzie | February 12, 2007 at 8:52 am
Looking at her ears and eyelashes makes me want to watch Star Trek. Look, in the third photo, it looks like she’s been switched off.
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 8:55 am
You can take the bitch out of the ghetto but she’ll still manage to take the ghetto with her.
Pointandlaugh | February 12, 2007 at 8:57 am
she’s got some deformed millipedes on her eyes!
not in your face i promise | February 12, 2007 at 8:58 am
“must have low convidense”
i believe this is the Ricardo Montalban pronunciation.
Monkeypoo | February 12, 2007 at 9:04 am
She must be throwing up a lot and started losing weight. I hear that http://www.seanodonnellshow.com causes you to lose 5 pounds of fecal matter every time you visit it.
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 9:04 am
Is that a fucking Muu-muu? What, this bitch forget how to purge?
pirhan | February 12, 2007 at 9:20 am
Maybe she’s born with it… Maybe it’s Maybelline!
Niecy | February 12, 2007 at 9:38 am
She looks like she has two pairs of fake eyelashes on the top and the bottom. She isn’t a spokeswoman for any make-up company is she? If so, they need to fire her.
schack | February 12, 2007 at 9:40 am
I like how her ears are buckling under the weight of her weave.
She’s not fat. She’s just dumb. Too dumb to realize that luck is luck, and now it’s over… So people call her fat to see if she’ll realize. But she’s just staring straight ahead. Like wax- INTREPID
ALWAYS end on a high note, people. Didn’t Costanza teach America anything?
freelief.com | February 12, 2007 at 9:46 am
Spideriffic.
sigmanu | February 12, 2007 at 9:56 am
JUST NASTY…….BIG GIRLS CONVENTION EH?
GooniesNeverSayDie | February 12, 2007 at 10:25 am
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!
WiseMan | February 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
SHE LOOKS LIKE A NASTY COCONUT WITH DONKEY HAIR ATTACHED. PROPER UGLY FAKE PIECE OF SHIT. SHE LOOKS AS PUTRID AS NAOMI CAMPBELL.
WiseMan | February 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
SHE LOOKS LIKE A NASTY COCONUT WITH DONKEY HAIR ATTACHED. PROPER UGLY FAKE PIECE OF SHIT. SHE LOOKS AS PUTRID AS NAOMI CAMPBELL.
llllllllll | February 12, 2007 at 10:49 am
Forget the eyelashes, lets talk about the ear.
lambman | February 12, 2007 at 11:01 am
Tyra at Clive Davis’s party? Could she possibly be FINALLY working on the follow-up to her “smash hit” single “Move Your Body”? The world’s ears hope the answer is yes!
Clete | February 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
That hideous deer caught in the headlights gaze takes away from that big fat ass.
Lowlands | February 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
On these photos she has a bit of Asian facebonestructure.I’m not talking about average Asians ofcourse but Asians which are truly blessed with good genes.I wonder if she winks with those eyelashes will they stick together like barbed tape?
Lowlands | February 12, 2007 at 11:26 am
Why is she posing in her bathrobe?
Lowlands | February 12, 2007 at 11:44 am
On pic 2&4 from the left she resembles Beyonce a bit i think…
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 11:58 am
#36 – I agree. I’ve analyzed this for awhile and I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re both niggers.
WiseMan | February 12, 2007 at 12:02 pm
SHE IS PUTRID PIECE OF SHIT.
Pikachelsea | February 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
#4, thanks for pointing out the ears. Haha… I didn’t even notice that! Geez, is she even human, or some kind of elfin creature of legend?
I usually think long eyelashes look good but this just looks like she has two tarantulas clawing their way out of her eyes. Guess she must be trying to draw attention away from the thunder thighs she’s keeping under wraps.
direwolf | February 12, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Is she on Star Trek? What planet is she from?
jojo | February 12, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Keebler elf ears. I want some cookies
Vanessa | February 12, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I’m most concerned by the rash she’s gotten on her forehead from the wig glue. Disgusting.
oh, you sly boots. | February 12, 2007 at 7:20 pm
lmao.
“#36 – I agree. I’ve analyzed this for awhile and I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re both niggers.”
kathleen170 | February 12, 2007 at 7:34 pm
I like long eyelashes, but not when they look like spiders. Ew.
And her ears look deformed. Just goes to show that even supermodels have flaws.
The extra weight, I must admit, doesn’t make her look fat.
stuckinaneffinpothole | February 13, 2007 at 5:46 pm
holy f*ck tyra did you let a 6 year old put on your mascara.. thats just scary… it looks like some of her eyelashes were cut off… really weird
Mandy | February 13, 2007 at 6:01 pm
#37
not fucking funny
caliente Laina | February 13, 2007 at 7:09 pm
#46
ur right tht is really not a good idea to say tht if it was meant to be funny i feel bad for u pendejo
HollywoodSnark | March 24, 2007 at 5:43 pm
is it just me or has tyra banks long since stop being hot?
helen | December 2, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Hey people!! look at her ears instead and comment about it plase lol
Angel | January 10, 2010 at 8:55 pm
ppl……….. here’s my solution to the eyelashes and the ears issue! i personally think they did that shit to Tyra’s eyelashes so that it will draw the attention away from her ugly ears, however it worked in reverse! in addition i must add that L’oreal make up does that to ppl eyelashes so she is advertising the right effects for them! she always try to hide her ears, this was a good time to do it tho!