Tyra Banks has interesting eyelashes

February 12th, 2007 // 50 Comments
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Tyra Banks showed up to the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party looking like a freaky geisha monster. Who would do that to their eyelashes on purpose? It’s like the look she was going for was: “Yowie zowie I’m shocked!”

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  1. jazzdrummer420

    at least she wasn’t in a bikini

  2. Anexio

    Yet another loud mouthed skank.

  3. Ardee

    yikes.. now those are some freaky lashes

  4. I like my Name

    Tyra Banks ears are , huh, falling appart

  5. not on your face i promise

    pretty smart, actually. it’s a look designed to keep the eyes focused above the neck. good thinking, fattie.

  6. Someguy

    “Yowie zowie I’m shocked”. That’s the best you can come up with? And how about some pictures of Christina Aguilera? I haven’t had a sexy time explosion in 2 hours.

  7. cookiepuss

    how the hell do you look in the mirror and think this looks good ?

  8. sexybitch

    They make her look fat.

  9. jrzmommy

    Who left the fat geisha in the sun?

  10. chlyn

    Um, at least it looks good from far away?

  11. intricateartist

    It looks like centipedes crawled onto her eyes and died. Or big hairy spiders. Either way, I’m scared.

  12. kingnormandy

    Was she invited to this party based on the success of her debut album?

  13. RichPort

    When Supermodels Shop at Lane Bryant… next on E! True Hollywood story…

  14. Hmm… has she started losing weight?

  15. MrSemprini

    Well, she has more money than me so she must be doing something right…

    Wow, I’m defending Tyra!

  16. Hmmm how can anyone think tara is fat?? She is not fat, she is healthy! the ones who make fun of her must have low convidense. Probaly making fun of her to make them feel better about themselves. hello people she use to be a model off of Victorias secrets ofcourse she is beautiful!!

  17. Prazzie

    Looking at her ears and eyelashes makes me want to watch Star Trek. Look, in the third photo, it looks like she’s been switched off.

  18. BarbadoSlim

    You can take the bitch out of the ghetto but she’ll still manage to take the ghetto with her.

  19. Pointandlaugh

    she’s got some deformed millipedes on her eyes!

  20. not in your face i promise

    “must have low convidense”

    i believe this is the Ricardo Montalban pronunciation.

  21. Monkeypoo

    She must be throwing up a lot and started losing weight. I hear that http://www.seanodonnellshow.com causes you to lose 5 pounds of fecal matter every time you visit it.

  22. BarbadoSlim

    Is that a fucking Muu-muu? What, this bitch forget how to purge?

  23. pirhan

    Maybe she’s born with it… Maybe it’s Maybelline!

  24. Niecy

    She looks like she has two pairs of fake eyelashes on the top and the bottom. She isn’t a spokeswoman for any make-up company is she? If so, they need to fire her.

  25. schack

    I like how her ears are buckling under the weight of her weave.

    She’s not fat. She’s just dumb. Too dumb to realize that luck is luck, and now it’s over… So people call her fat to see if she’ll realize. But she’s just staring straight ahead. Like wax- INTREPID

    ALWAYS end on a high note, people. Didn’t Costanza teach America anything?

  26. sigmanu

    JUST NASTY…….BIG GIRLS CONVENTION EH?

  27. GooniesNeverSayDie

    A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!

  28. WiseMan

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A NASTY COCONUT WITH DONKEY HAIR ATTACHED. PROPER UGLY FAKE PIECE OF SHIT. SHE LOOKS AS PUTRID AS NAOMI CAMPBELL.

  29. WiseMan

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A NASTY COCONUT WITH DONKEY HAIR ATTACHED. PROPER UGLY FAKE PIECE OF SHIT. SHE LOOKS AS PUTRID AS NAOMI CAMPBELL.

  30. llllllllll

    Forget the eyelashes, lets talk about the ear.

  31. lambman

    Tyra at Clive Davis’s party? Could she possibly be FINALLY working on the follow-up to her “smash hit” single “Move Your Body”? The world’s ears hope the answer is yes!

  32. Clete

    That hideous deer caught in the headlights gaze takes away from that big fat ass.

  33. Lowlands

    On these photos she has a bit of Asian facebonestructure.I’m not talking about average Asians ofcourse but Asians which are truly blessed with good genes.I wonder if she winks with those eyelashes will they stick together like barbed tape?

  34. Lowlands

    Why is she posing in her bathrobe?

  35. Lowlands

    On pic 2&4 from the left she resembles Beyonce a bit i think…

  36. jrzmommy

    #36 – I agree. I’ve analyzed this for awhile and I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re both niggers.

  37. WiseMan

    SHE IS PUTRID PIECE OF SHIT.

  38. Pikachelsea

    #4, thanks for pointing out the ears. Haha… I didn’t even notice that! Geez, is she even human, or some kind of elfin creature of legend?

    I usually think long eyelashes look good but this just looks like she has two tarantulas clawing their way out of her eyes. Guess she must be trying to draw attention away from the thunder thighs she’s keeping under wraps.

  39. direwolf

    Is she on Star Trek? What planet is she from?

  40. jojo

    Keebler elf ears. I want some cookies

  41. I’m most concerned by the rash she’s gotten on her forehead from the wig glue. Disgusting.

  42. oh, you sly boots.

    lmao.

    “#36 – I agree. I’ve analyzed this for awhile and I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re both niggers.”

  43. kathleen170

    I like long eyelashes, but not when they look like spiders. Ew.
    And her ears look deformed. Just goes to show that even supermodels have flaws.
    The extra weight, I must admit, doesn’t make her look fat.

  44. stuckinaneffinpothole

    holy f*ck tyra did you let a 6 year old put on your mascara.. thats just scary… it looks like some of her eyelashes were cut off… really weird

  45. #37

    not fucking funny

  46. caliente Laina

    #46

    ur right tht is really not a good idea to say tht if it was meant to be funny i feel bad for u pendejo

  47. is it just me or has tyra banks long since stop being hot?

  48. Hey people!! look at her ears instead and comment about it plase lol

  49. Angel

    ppl……….. here’s my solution to the eyelashes and the ears issue! i personally think they did that shit to Tyra’s eyelashes so that it will draw the attention away from her ugly ears, however it worked in reverse! in addition i must add that L’oreal make up does that to ppl eyelashes so she is advertising the right effects for them! she always try to hide her ears, this was a good time to do it tho!

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