Tyra Banks gets her own holiday, you still have to work

April 30th, 2008 // 32 Comments

Tyra Banks celebrates her 500th episode of The Tyra Banks Show today. She stopped by The View (video after the jump) to announce that Mayor Bloomberg has officially proclaimed today “The Tyra Banks Show Day.” Sadly, it’s not a national holiday and I should probably stop downing this champagne. But it’s so bubbly! Anyway, while on The View, Tyra weighed in (Pun intended.) on the Miley Cyrus debacle:

“She is a 15-year-old, and I just wish everybody would leave her alone! It was just a little sexy.”

Wow. Tyra Banks on The View discussing Miley Cyrus. It’s almost like the producers over there want to beat us senseless with excitement. I’m pretty sure I have a black eye. No, wait, that’s when I popped the cork on this champagne. *chugs* I like it when it tickles my nose who wants to go to the strip club and then we’ll nachos with the car drive I’m okay. CAPTAIN KIRK!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Lara

    first…biotches

  2. Lara

    first…biotches

  3. jakebarnes

    I hope someone hits her with that shovel.

  4. ph7

    Please only post pictures of naked or nearly naked women, please.

  5. Grunion

    I tried to watch that clip of the view but my fists began to randomly pound my eyes so i shut it off.

  6. FCS

    Right up there with “Felching Day” in San Fransisco

  7. Dog the Pussy Hunter

    Bloomberg is so rich right after this picture he payed Tyra 25 000 bucks for a dirty sanchez

  8. nipolian

    I wonder if this holiday will be recognized in Arizona.

  9. What is with the dumb ass gloves? It not she is really going to do any work. The woman is a FREAK..

  10. I hear she was so happy, she shit herself.

    Fuck you, you know you were all thinking the same thing…

  11. catska

    SHE NEEDS TO BE ASSASSINATED!!!!

  12. Spazz

    Tyra is still on the air?
    You go girl.

    Always wanted to say that. Now I hope she eats herself into a coma.
    On Live TV.

  13. What a friggin idiot. I stopped downing my champagne a half hour ago..

  14. Spazz

    go away Tyrant, you fag. Go paste your rhetoric onto a .gov board somewhere and let us make fun of celebrities.

  15. Don’t worry, Spazz, hit refresh a couple times and I bet Tyrant will disappear and everyone will wonder what the hell we we are talking about..

  16. mcbeef

    i think i will celebrate tyra banks day by pushing a big greasy load of fat globuled-up diarrhea in my pants.

    hoo-ray for tyra, who lets us all know that shitting your pants is ok.

  17. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Felching Day……………..

    Yummy

  18. PunkA

    I wish they had taken her to the top of the Empire State Building, gven her the award, then dropped her fat ass of the top. First and last Tyra Day. Sweetizzle.

  19. #19 Tyrant, I didn’t read your first shit, and I only read the part of your last shit that had my name in it (yeah, I’m like that) so anyway, was I right or was I right??

    You got deleted.

  20. I got bored and read the last paragraph…how does that work with the fucking my mother and the inbreeding?? I’m pretty sure I’m a chick. New here much??

  21. They White Urkle

    Too bad her receading hair line is bigger than his.

  22. I got bored again and read the second to last paragraph. Actually I do like flying, my boyfriend is a pilot. I just flew to breakfast last weekend. Why am I still talking??

  23. Jamie's Uterus

    Bloomberg should of kicked her 500 times instead. Oh how I hate this bitch.

  24. shitherselfer

    This cunt shits herself, and that amuses me.

  25. Nathiest

    Holy Oldnews Batman!

  26. leelee

    A friend of mine started interning for the Tyra Banks show. She told me that Tyra is sucha dumb btich that they have to write on the telaprompter when they want her to hug or console a guest. Meaning that this woman is so narassistic, she actually needs someone to tell her how to act LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

    Bet that made you guys like her even less.

  27. i don’t like anyone that stresses color of the skin.. blacks seem to complain about being put down for their skin color, yet have black vouge, blace miss america black this black that… com on now i am bi racial, and all the beautiful women on your show and most beautiful models you take credit for being black are NOT black, they are bi- or more racial.. wake the hell up america and you f—– damn winey ass give us give us, haven’t you been given enough with your dumb ass shows and shit rap crap… no not rap music rap crap rap means talking go to hell , stupied jugle bunnies, wishing you’d drown in your weaves you fat ass shitlrya

  28. i don’t like anyone that stresses color of the skin.. blacks seem to complain about being put down for their skin color, yet have black vouge, blace miss america black this black that… com on now i am bi racial, and all the beautiful women on your show and most beautiful models you take credit for being black are NOT black, they are bi- or more racial.. wake the hell up america and you f—– damn winey ass give us give us, haven’t you been given enough with your dumb ass shows and shit rap crap… no not rap music rap crap rap means talking go to hell , stupied jugle bunnies, wishing you’d drown in your weaves you fat ass shitlrya

  29. oooooooooooooooooooooooooh, thank God for the modeling industry that whites and blacks interbred, huh… so lighter skin is prettier… whatya say, not? I will leave it up to you being of black and white background why do black people take the credit …. my Mom would like to know that.. she is white, dad doesn’t give a shit……….oh, yeah he is black.

  30. Hoss

    Tyra, Whyra should a guy ra like uh me uh like uh you uh fine tatas? Maybe uh it’s uh the tits uh babe uh?

  31. Hoss

    Tyra, Whyra should a guy ra like uh me uh like uh you uh fine tatas? Maybe uh it’s uh the tits uh babe uh?

  32. She is so beutiful

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