Tyra Banks gets her own holiday, you still have to work

April 30th, 2008 // 32 Comments

Tyra Banks celebrates her 500th episode of The Tyra Banks Show today. She stopped by The View (video after the jump) to announce that Mayor Bloomberg has officially proclaimed today “The Tyra Banks Show Day.” Sadly, it’s not a national holiday and I should probably stop downing this champagne. But it’s so bubbly! Anyway, while on The View, Tyra weighed in (Pun intended.) on the Miley Cyrus debacle:

“She is a 15-year-old, and I just wish everybody would leave her alone! It was just a little sexy.”

Wow. Tyra Banks on The View discussing Miley Cyrus. It’s almost like the producers over there want to beat us senseless with excitement. I’m pretty sure I have a black eye. No, wait, that’s when I popped the cork on this champagne. *chugs* I like it when it tickles my nose who wants to go to the strip club and then we’ll nachos with the car drive I’m okay. CAPTAIN KIRK!

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Comments (32)

  1. Lara | April 30, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    first…biotches

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  2. Lara | April 30, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    first…biotches

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  3. jakebarnes | April 30, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    I hope someone hits her with that shovel.

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  4. ph7 | April 30, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Please only post pictures of naked or nearly naked women, please.

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  5. Grunion | April 30, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    I tried to watch that clip of the view but my fists began to randomly pound my eyes so i shut it off.

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  6. FCS | April 30, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Right up there with “Felching Day” in San Fransisco

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  7. Dog the Pussy Hunter | April 30, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Bloomberg is so rich right after this picture he payed Tyra 25 000 bucks for a dirty sanchez

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  8. nipolian | April 30, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    I wonder if this holiday will be recognized in Arizona.

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  9. Jimbo | April 30, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    What is with the dumb ass gloves? It not she is really going to do any work. The woman is a FREAK..

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  10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    I hear she was so happy, she shit herself.

    Fuck you, you know you were all thinking the same thing…

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  11. catska | April 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    SHE NEEDS TO BE ASSASSINATED!!!!

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  12. Spazz | April 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Tyra is still on the air?
    You go girl.

    Always wanted to say that. Now I hope she eats herself into a coma.
    On Live TV.

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  13. FRIST!!! | April 30, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    What a friggin idiot. I stopped downing my champagne a half hour ago..

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  14. Spazz | April 30, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    go away Tyrant, you fag. Go paste your rhetoric onto a .gov board somewhere and let us make fun of celebrities.

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  15. FRIST!!! | April 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Don’t worry, Spazz, hit refresh a couple times and I bet Tyrant will disappear and everyone will wonder what the hell we we are talking about..

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  16. mcbeef | April 30, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    i think i will celebrate tyra banks day by pushing a big greasy load of fat globuled-up diarrhea in my pants.

    hoo-ray for tyra, who lets us all know that shitting your pants is ok.

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  17. Texas Tranny | April 30, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Felching Day……………..

    Yummy

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  18. PunkA | April 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I wish they had taken her to the top of the Empire State Building, gven her the award, then dropped her fat ass of the top. First and last Tyra Day. Sweetizzle.

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  19. FRIST!!! | April 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    #19 Tyrant, I didn’t read your first shit, and I only read the part of your last shit that had my name in it (yeah, I’m like that) so anyway, was I right or was I right??

    You got deleted.

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  20. FRIST!!! | April 30, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    I got bored and read the last paragraph…how does that work with the fucking my mother and the inbreeding?? I’m pretty sure I’m a chick. New here much??

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  21. They White Urkle | April 30, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Too bad her receading hair line is bigger than his.

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  22. FRIST!!! | April 30, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    I got bored again and read the second to last paragraph. Actually I do like flying, my boyfriend is a pilot. I just flew to breakfast last weekend. Why am I still talking??

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  23. Jamie's Uterus | April 30, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Bloomberg should of kicked her 500 times instead. Oh how I hate this bitch.

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  24. shitherselfer | April 30, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    This cunt shits herself, and that amuses me.

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  25. Nathiest | April 30, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Holy Oldnews Batman!

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  26. leelee | May 1, 2008 at 12:27 am

    A friend of mine started interning for the Tyra Banks show. She told me that Tyra is sucha dumb btich that they have to write on the telaprompter when they want her to hug or console a guest. Meaning that this woman is so narassistic, she actually needs someone to tell her how to act LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

    Bet that made you guys like her even less.

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  27. jonine | September 19, 2008 at 12:20 am

    i don’t like anyone that stresses color of the skin.. blacks seem to complain about being put down for their skin color, yet have black vouge, blace miss america black this black that… com on now i am bi racial, and all the beautiful women on your show and most beautiful models you take credit for being black are NOT black, they are bi- or more racial.. wake the hell up america and you f—– damn winey ass give us give us, haven’t you been given enough with your dumb ass shows and shit rap crap… no not rap music rap crap rap means talking go to hell , stupied jugle bunnies, wishing you’d drown in your weaves you fat ass shitlrya

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  28. jonine | September 19, 2008 at 12:20 am

    i don’t like anyone that stresses color of the skin.. blacks seem to complain about being put down for their skin color, yet have black vouge, blace miss america black this black that… com on now i am bi racial, and all the beautiful women on your show and most beautiful models you take credit for being black are NOT black, they are bi- or more racial.. wake the hell up america and you f—– damn winey ass give us give us, haven’t you been given enough with your dumb ass shows and shit rap crap… no not rap music rap crap rap means talking go to hell , stupied jugle bunnies, wishing you’d drown in your weaves you fat ass shitlrya

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  29. jonine | September 19, 2008 at 12:27 am

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooh, thank God for the modeling industry that whites and blacks interbred, huh… so lighter skin is prettier… whatya say, not? I will leave it up to you being of black and white background why do black people take the credit …. my Mom would like to know that.. she is white, dad doesn’t give a shit……….oh, yeah he is black.

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  30. Hoss | October 10, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Tyra, Whyra should a guy ra like uh me uh like uh you uh fine tatas? Maybe uh it’s uh the tits uh babe uh?

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  31. Hoss | October 10, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Tyra, Whyra should a guy ra like uh me uh like uh you uh fine tatas? Maybe uh it’s uh the tits uh babe uh?

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  32. hoteles | October 17, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    She is so beutiful

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