Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that’s right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. People reports:
“I have wanted to do this show for two years,” says Banks, 33. “I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.”
She added, “We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”
Great. So now I know what’s really been on Tyra Banks’ mind all these years. Burdened with this information how am I supposed to enjoy reruns of America’s Next Top Model? I’ll be sitting there wondering if Tyra was really upset when Caridee insulted Nigel or was she just thinking about vaginas? When Janice Dickinson spoke was Tyra actually listening or was she noticing that Janice’s collagen lips look like a huge vagina? And how would she make a segment out of that for her show? Haven’t you heard? It’s about vaginas.