Tyra Banks craps herself

February 13th, 2008 // 147 Comments

Okay, I don’t know whether this shit (Hi-yo!) is true, but the buzz is model/diva Tyra Banks crapped her pants during Fashion Week in New York. Here’s the horribly written first-hand account from magazine blogger Fabian Basabe. Then again, if I witnessed a Tyra bowel movement, I’d probably have trouble effectively communicating and maintaining consciousness:

I was asked to film an interview for a new project but being busy reporting the massacre it is during fashion week for paper magazine – by far my favorite assignment – I had to squeeze the interview in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know… but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know…

Could Tyra Banks be a serial pants-pooper? I’ve always sort of suspected but never really had the journalistic integrity to voice such a theory. What’s most surprising is that Janice Dickinson isn’t running naked through the streets proclaiming to the world that Tyra shit herself. I figured she’d be all over this and even take out a billboard in Times Square. I’m sure it would read something classy like, “Hey, Tyra, I’m 90 and I don’t need Depends. Love, Janice. P.S. Lose weight.” Ah, the bonds of sisterhood.

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  1. Elle

    Maybe it was her period

  2. hurang

    MAN! WHAT A FUCK, STUPID, LOUD-MOUTHED BIATCHHHHHH!

    I BET SHE STINKS TOO IF SHE IS ALWAYS SHITTING HERSELF!

  3. cheesy

    Is that a penis in her tights?

    Maybe or it might just be a long chocolate donute (pun intended).

  4. assface

    Check out the forehead camoflauge (sp?).
    Tyra, Rhianna, and Lil’ Christina Ricci.
    Birds of a feather.

  5. Wallgreens Clerk

    It’s that new diet pill, Allie, it make everyone incontinent. The people at the Depends company must be loving it.

  6. White Trash Woman

    I want my husband to take me out to Dinner for Valentine’s Day, but he said that he won’t because ever since I’ve been comming to this site, I lick my knife and talk about poop all the time. Is that a bad thing?

  7. Yourfairytale

    She’s said on ANTM that she has a stomach condition, which might mean she has something like Crohn’s or IBS. So it’s really not that funny.

  8. snarf

    #107

    It’s funny because Tyra Banks is a loud-mouthed, fat bitch who threatened to sue a cancer patient this last week if that patient badmouthed her show for making her leave her two kids in a parking lot (one of whom is blind) and get a shitty weave (that was the extent of the Tyra Bank’s show’s “Makeover”) that was so terribly done that the cancer patient’s scalp got infected so she had to go to the emergency room as well as get her head shaved. The cancer patient asked for an apology and instead got threatened with a lawsuit from the Tyra Banks show.

    That’s why this is funny.

  9. beautiful

    OMG, she is amazing. I love her so much. Can’t wait for seeing more pics about her. BTW, I seem to see her profile with many nice photos on a millioniare dating site. It seems called Richkiss.com. I’m not sure if it is her or not. You guys can check it there. Sorry I forget her nickname there.

  10. fried ricer

    One, She says, like JLH (size 2 my ass), that she is not fat…right.

    Two she is ugly and a hugh bitch. Man please go away.

  11. A LEXXUS

    MY FRIEND’S (THE BAND V.I.P. PARTY BOYZ) WERE ON TYRA SHOW LAST MONTH BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING AN INTERVENTION FOR BAND MEMBER BEAR’S DRUG ABUSE AND TYRA SENT HIM TO REHAB, BUT DURING THE COURSE OF THE SHOW SHE TOTALLY GAVE BEAR SHIT FOR SHITTING HIMSELF WHILE ON DRUGS, AS IF!

  12. lame

    Hey 109 – her nickname is poopy pants. Ahahaha!!!

    Now go fuck yourself.

  13. Robo

    Is it me, or is there a penis bulge in Tyra’s picture?

  14. ughhhhhh

    http://www.bizarremag.com/sleaze/interviews/6438/sasha_grey.html?xc=1
    ^Article that mentions Tyra telling a porn star she’ll need to wear diapers in the future. Ironic!

  15. Green cheese

    gee someone who promotes self esteem and all that bullshit really seems that insecure. She really doesnt look fat to me and she doesnt need to lose weight either.

  16. ldjfksd

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19587389/

    IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF IF YOU CHEAT ON YOUR DIET

    haha stupid fat black bitch

  17. Odium43

    Wow, her entourage must have a high suicide rate. And, is it just me, or does she look like she’s had a mild stroke in that straight on photo?

  18. James

    Tyra, honey. You know I love you but please, lose a few. I’d say you’d be safe with 25lbs.

  19. alex oz

    tira looks like whore

  20. Barkingrex

    “Kiss my ass!” Uh, no thank you, Tyra. No. God, no. Baby Jesus, no. Don’t ever show your ass again.

  21. fergernauster

    Ah… sweet.

    THANK YOU, Superfishy, for posting this shitty piece.

    I can now rest satisfied, with my feet propped up and COCK-TAIL in hand for the remainder of the day.

  22. Missystar

    You guys are in rare form today. Thanks for making me snort like a wildebeest.

  23. stephiphany

    I remember hearing her say she had IBS so I could believe this.

  24. inna booty

    did she jump around the room and throw her feces?

  25. brooke

    Sounds to me like she either had a wicked virus or most likely she’s using laxatives to lose weight (which is an type of disorder kind of like anorexia, bullemia ect.) , and if she is using laxatives she better get help because it is a very very dangerous road to go down. That is very sad and pitiful…What is more sad and pitiful is these supposed role models abusing drugs or abusing their bodies and preaching against it to others.

  26. brooke

    OH and I have IBS and I don’t go around crapping my pants, I’m just saying…Sounds more like laxative abuse!

  27. charlotte

    umm.
    are you sure “messed herself” is what she heard?
    a much more likely answer, she “MADE a mess of herself”
    as in, spilled a drink, makeup explosion, et cetera.

  28. Tyra did not crap herself.
    And even if she did why would we rip on her for it.
    Geez.
    125 shut the hell up

  29. Lexi

    I was also thinking of the diet pill “Alli” when I was reading this post. Yeah, it’s true that you need to buy diapers with those pills.

  30. Lexi

    I was also thinking of the diet pill “Alli” when I was reading this post. Yeah, it’s true that you need to buy diapers with those pills.

  31. Chihirosan

    guys, come on. Perhaps she just got her period. ‘Messing’ oneself is not automatically shitting one’s pants, is it?

  32. KingBling

    What a load of crap !!!

  33. Kenny Lavitz

    Did she film it as I’m well into scat at the moment, i’ve even been turning down my mums aunt bessies yorkshire puds for a bit of turd action

  34. Emily

    She has IBS….She talked about it on Americas Next Top Model. Its a pretty shitty illness to have….my friend has it. You can’t control your bowels sometimes. Ick.

  35. hobieluv83

    In Tyra’s defense, SHE HAS IBS! IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME. Shit (no pun intended) like that happens.

  36. hobieluv83

    In Tyra’s defense, SHE HAS IBS! IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME. Shit (no pun intended) like that happens.

  37. stacey

    perhaps she’s on alli! or IBS or laxative

  38. El Chinko

    was it self-induced?
    didn’t keep the weight of though

  39. coco

    oh, GOD, so nice discussion , would you love enjoy something new…? it would be more interesting…sweet, hot….Wow writing words is not the same as catching my eyes and enjoying the hot video across the room and smiling interracialsingleonline.com

  40. KELLIOSO

    Maybe it was blood from her crimson wave, not shit. That’s a bit much.

  41. KELLIOSO

    And she’s NOT FAT. She’s a REAL, beautiful woman, not an invisible self-hating piece of shit.

  42. Alissa

    it’s not that big of a deal. I mean i have heard many stories of this happening to innocent people.
    As for the spare cloths they probably always have them so just incase there is a wardrobe malfunction, such a rip or a drink / food spill.

  43. joe swanson

    Im glad to read that she diarrhea her pant. It’s too bad it’s just a fashion show and she had a second pair of pants. For a chunky bitch like her, It’s only interesting if she took diet pills or laxatives and went on to a talk show, only to later find out that her laxatives is kicking in and she’s about to shit her pants on national Tv. it’s neither she hershey squirt in her pant slowly in her seat or farts out a load of hot diarrhea and ruin her pants as she stand up to shake the talk show host hands.

  44. Shell

    You people are sick. I suffer from IBS. If you know anything about it at all, then you would know that having accidents is something you can’t control. I can’t believe people are so cruel. IBS is a medical condition that even the medical field is just now looking into.
    You people need to seriously GROW UP!!!!

  45. Shell

    You people are sick. I suffer from IBS. If you know anything about it at all, then you would know that having accidents is something you can’t control. I can’t believe people are so cruel. IBS is a medical condition that even the medical field is just now looking into.
    You people need to seriously GROW UP!!!!

  46. ross

    I wanted tyra bank to shit her pants so bad , that she’d scream as her butt explode soaking her tight spandex up with hot mushy diarrhea !!!!!

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