Okay, I don’t know whether this shit (Hi-yo!) is true, but the buzz is model/diva Tyra Banks crapped her pants during Fashion Week in New York. Here’s the horribly written first-hand account from magazine blogger Fabian Basabe. Then again, if I witnessed a Tyra bowel movement, I’d probably have trouble effectively communicating and maintaining consciousness:
I was asked to film an interview for a new project but being busy reporting the massacre it is during fashion week for paper magazine – by far my favorite assignment – I had to squeeze the interview in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know… but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know…
Could Tyra Banks be a serial pants-pooper? I’ve always sort of suspected but never really had the journalistic integrity to voice such a theory. What’s most surprising is that Janice Dickinson isn’t running naked through the streets proclaiming to the world that Tyra shit herself. I figured she’d be all over this and even take out a billboard in Times Square. I’m sure it would read something classy like, “Hey, Tyra, I’m 90 and I don’t need Depends. Love, Janice. P.S. Lose weight.” Ah, the bonds of sisterhood.
1 MILF Hunter | February 13, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Maybe she sharted herself. Tried to sneak a lady-like fart and got more than she bargained for.
deaconjones | February 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I have once crapped my pants you douche bag. It’s not a big deal. You scoop it out with your hand and go on.
FRIST you smiling cunts.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Please STFU about this now Fergnauster. Thanks.
Snarf | February 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Finally!
Thanks Superficial!
By the way, Tyra also threatened to sue a Cancer Patient last week! What a fucking fat pants-shitting bitch!!!
Kirbykidx | February 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Wow. I knew she was insane, but Jesus.
You aren’t frist deaconjones, I am.
Tits McCholo | February 13, 2008 at 12:36 pm
that fabian bitch was on the trust fund kids reality show, and man, he is a worse pansy than the discharge from my vagina. Delicious!
j | February 13, 2008 at 12:36 pm
poop
deaonjones | February 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I’d eat that poop out of her pants. I love big women.
@5 fuck you
beep | February 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Those models take lots of laxatives to keep skinny…it wouldn’t surprise me if she was taking more in the days before the event in a neurotic effort to look extra good. Somebody must have snuck up behind and goosed her – voila, liquid poo projectile.
Fonzenoon | February 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Someone needs to shit on her!
wyland | February 13, 2008 at 12:39 pm
This fat bitch still poses like she is a model or something.
Aerialgreen | February 13, 2008 at 12:40 pm
So it finally happened, Tyra’s crap overloaded to a exploding point.
deaconjones | February 13, 2008 at 12:42 pm
fuck you all. You are all assholes. Tyra had an accident. That is IT!
will | February 13, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Ok why the fuck can’t anyone say FIRST instead of FRIST…
Burt Destruction | February 13, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Fabian Basabe is definitely acting quite high and mighty. I have let out many wet farts in my lifetime and have come to one conclusion; Never get too attached to any pair of underwear. Doo doo happens
Aaron | February 13, 2008 at 12:44 pm
She might be taking that stuff alli that causes your ass to leak when you eat greasy food.
#2 | February 13, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I’ll drop a hot lunch on her…….MMMMM!
Guy | February 13, 2008 at 12:45 pm
The title of this post should be ‘Tyra Banks gives birth’
Judd | February 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Its probably from too much ass sex…if you get stuck in the ass too many times, I’m sure it just sneaks out every now and then!!! I’d hate-fuck her in the ass too!!!
K-Swan | February 13, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Tyra has IBS. That’s a well-known fact. So perhaps the stress made her bowels irratable at fashion week.
Sometimes shit like this happens. How embarrassing, though. Poor woman.
Walter | February 13, 2008 at 12:51 pm
She is probably taking the Allie diet pill. It can do that to you.
Walter | February 13, 2008 at 12:51 pm
She is probably taking the Allie diet pill. It can do that to you.
deaonjones | February 13, 2008 at 12:51 pm
@19. You would know!
D. Richards (Nauseous.) | February 13, 2008 at 12:52 pm
This is the begining of the apocalypse. I am horrified thinking of the smell.
Anyway, look, Tyra just has a loose ass. It’s simple. That, tripled with the laxatives she uses to try and help her lose those ugly, blubbery hips, and the undercooked chicken gumbo she had for lunch, made for an incredible mess.
Tyra’s servants are very loyal.
IKE | February 13, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I bet she’s taking a diet supplement with ORLISTAT as an ingredient. It could give you ‘uncontrollable diarrhea’ and flatulence.
Just curious….is there a “controllable” version of diarrhea?
lol
Shits is shits, right?
:)
hurang | February 13, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Man a fat, loud mouthed bitch who thinks she is hot, and she shits her pants???
TYRA BANKS SUCKS!!!
Racer X | February 13, 2008 at 1:01 pm
This story stinks!
Sophie | February 13, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Thanks for the spandex pictures with the “Tyra shit her pants” story.
**puking**
Poopypants | February 13, 2008 at 1:04 pm
who else is she going to shit?
Robert Mosler | February 13, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Since she knows that she is a fatty, I assume that she is taking either Alli or a ton of laxatives… and from hearing the news, that stuff happens a lot. It probably has happened before, and that is why she has the change of clothes.
Tony | February 13, 2008 at 1:06 pm
It seems incredibly more likely that she just spilled something on herself. I mean, wouldn’t it be worth not having a dress with wine or whatever all over it if you’re going to appear at these things?
tanya | February 13, 2008 at 1:07 pm
It’s all the laxatives she’s been popping to loose weight.
Dia reeeeee ahhhhh
D. Richards (Louse.) | February 13, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I’m not sure if I should bring this up right now, but Frist shit her vagina once.
Rachel | February 13, 2008 at 1:09 pm
OK, so I do see that other people thought of this, but maybe she is taking a diet pill of some sort? Like Alli, which can cause some sort of oily anal leakage?
I had a friend, who was actually obese and therefore actually had a real reason to try diet pills, who had to stop taking his diet pills because of constant anal leakage. Now, I’m not saying she should be taking these things, but I have a bit of sympathy for her if this is why it occured.
youmama | February 13, 2008 at 1:09 pm
when you’re sliding into first and you feel a little burst……………………………
Jenny | February 13, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Tyra has IBS? You mean Insane Black Shithead? Yeah I knew about that.
Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 1:12 pm
D. Richards,
Seriously, dude, give up the comedy. You’re not good at it. You try, but you always fail. Try driving a truck, I think that may be more your speed.
Jess | February 13, 2008 at 1:12 pm
She probably ate one of the losing contestants on ANTM. Bags of bones don’t digest well.
lys | February 13, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’m on Alli and it definitely has caused some embarrassing moments. What is a girl to do when she is at work and she has crapped her pants? I am not lucky enough to have an entourage to sweep me away and change my diaper. I do sympathize with Tyra some, but I don’t have anybody to scrub the shit stains off my panties
deaconjones | February 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm
@39. I would
my comment | February 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Unchecked, her weight could reach whale-like proportions. So keep taking those diet pills Tyra, we don’t mind a little *spillage* here and there. It’s worth it.
lipper | February 13, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I swear I see the outline of a cock on her right leg. Seriously, its creeping my ass out! Tranny Tyra? That would explain SOO much.
FCS | February 13, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Your supposed to drop the Cosby kids off at the POOL Tyra.
Not the pants.
Katrina | February 13, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I’ll bet she’s taking that diet pill Alli. One of the side effects is leakage from the rear. Seriously.
noone much | February 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm
My suspicion would be serial abuse of laxatives to try and keep her figure. Classy!
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | February 13, 2008 at 1:26 pm
#37. Please. I have more comedic talent in my testicles than your poor father did when he created you, and your siblings.
Wait, I take that back; I’m know your mother is a downtrodden flapper and any man that can keep a straight face while fucking a midget obviously has great a sense-of humor.
deaconjones | February 13, 2008 at 1:27 pm
@2 and 8
Alright people, it’s pretty obvious to me that the fat cunt “iwish”is trolling me again, I think she secretly wants my cock, but she cant have it cuz she’s a quivering sack of fat cells
that said, Tyra probably shit herself from all the laxatives she’s eating so she can lose the thunder thighs that she’s “proud off”
Id still titty fuck her though….
Pixie | February 13, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Well to be fair to Tyra, there has been a lot of nasty stuff going around, she might have had diarrhea. Shit happens you know :-)
deaconjones | February 13, 2008 at 1:33 pm
@47. Shut up troll. I am the REAL deaconjones!!!! And there is no way I’d titty fuck that huge fucking black wannabe sexstar. No way. Not with yours. Not with your dogs.
TetraShiva | February 13, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I have no idea what all of you are talking about, crapping your pants doesn’t just happen. You have to put yourself in the position to make that happen. I don’t think I’ve ever crapped my pants past 8.
Man, I am so cursed now, aren’t I?