Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt are desperate

September 30th, 2005 // 3 Comments

Wait, what? Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt have breasts? Did anyone else know about this? Because I’ve never heard them talk about it. And I’ve been sitting here, fake-admiring their modeling and acting prowess like a schmuck, when all the while I could have been real-admiring their breastigial prowess. Yeah, I know “breastigial” isn’t a word, but I don’t have time to think of not-fake words. I have years of staring to catch up on.


  1. Zanathon

    Now, Jennifer, I want you to touch Tyra’s tit.
    Aw yeah, that’s great!
    Now, Tyra, I want you to slip your index finger in and out of Jennifer’s mouth.
    Aw ye- NO, Tyra! Your pointer finger! Not your calous covered thumb!

  2. So you wanna nude Paris Hilton? I have one:) Here I’ve found her nude video

  3. Janice iss soo ugly! Shes got it all wrong! Someone may change, but the face can not, unless it wrong! "And by Janice went overboard, I do not know why shes in this case for the modeling, when it is not sex at all! His face, that counts!

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