Wait, what? Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt have breasts? Did anyone else know about this? Because I’ve never heard them talk about it. And I’ve been sitting here, fake-admiring their modeling and acting prowess like a schmuck, when all the while I could have been real-admiring their breastigial prowess. Yeah, I know “breastigial” isn’t a word, but I don’t have time to think of not-fake words. I have years of staring to catch up on.
Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt are desperate
September 30th, 2005 // 3 Comments