“Mothafucka, how you gonna not look at my vagina?”
Just a heads up, 90% of today’s posts are going to involve bikinis, but before you start rubbing your hands together in sexy anticipation, I should probably point out some are gonna look like this which my memory is trying to tell me used to be a supermodel, but that can’t be right because supermodels don’t try to hide behind their asses. Let me check with David Copperfield just to be sure.
Okay, he said no on the ass thing, but his rule of thumb is if the model’s body weight requires more than 1.5 ounces of chloroform in your rape palace, she doesn’t count as a supermodel, so definitely putting that one on a Post-It next to “Mary-Kate is the murder one.”
Photos: Splash News
She’s sexy and you are all jealous.
I agree with most of the comments here regarding her voice on her Tyra show – she’s a little out there but she’s very positive and energetic but moreover she’s an excellent role model for teenagers. From what I get, she really helps this demographic.
Regarding her looks, I thinks she’s absolutely BEAUTIFUL. She’s a little bit chunky but I’d imagine the camera adds 15. Overall, a gorgeous and fun role model for all ages.
Also, I love how she loves her mom so much:-)
Excellent role model? Lol? She is hypocritical and self-absorbed.
So in all these posts nobody found it in bad taste that choloform and rape were mentioned?????
Dam Tyra just because the NFL is on lock out doesn’t mean their linebackers don’t stay in shape 1. WTH happened too you did you find XOX at the dinning table ?. It’s summer time get it together you’re a lovely lady tone it up !!!.
Spank and eat.