Tyra Banks in a Bikini

July 5th, 2011 // 76 Comments

“Mothafucka, how you gonna not look at my vagina?”

Just a heads up, 90% of today’s posts are going to involve bikinis, but before you start rubbing your hands together in sexy anticipation, I should probably point out some are gonna look like this which my memory is trying to tell me used to be a supermodel, but that can’t be right because supermodels don’t try to hide behind their asses. Let me check with David Copperfield just to be sure.

Okay, he said no on the ass thing, but his rule of thumb is if the model’s body weight requires more than 1.5 ounces of chloroform in your rape palace, she doesn’t count as a supermodel, so definitely putting that one on a Post-It next to “Mary-Kate is the murder one.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Christina

    I ain’t American

  2. truth

    I see nothing wrong here. She looks better than the last couple bikini photos that made the rounds.

    • ME

      Agreed. She looks hot to me.

      • sickofthisshit

        this web site is discusting I only got on here by mistake NEVER AGAIN – YOU PEOPLE ARE WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD but then again that’s America for ya – The country of ignorance AND BY THE WAY SHE DOESN’T EVEN MODEL ANYMORE SO WHO GIVES A RATS A@^$E… I am not a fan of hers but WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WAY SHE LOOKS…FFS!!!!!!! That’s what a woman should look like…You pretentious D!(KS…

  3. obz

    that aint pretty

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    Scotty No P
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she has a good insurance policy. Looks like she has a little hail damage.

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, Still there.

  6. Sin

    It is just a full figured model getting old.

  7. v-tard

    She looks OK to me. Aging gracefully me thinks. There’s plenty worse in Hollyweird.

    @timothultz: I know you’re just a spammer but she’s definitely not down to Earth. Watch any of the later seasons of America’s Next Top Model or her Tyra Banks Show (if it doesn’t drive you to pull out your eyeballs and stab yourself in the ears first).

  8. What an idiot

    Tyra, you fat, girl. Lose some chunk, you fatty…

  9. eve

    Tyra honey,you look great not all supermodels are supposed to be super thin!!!

  10. Ismoss

    She’s still ok to look at. What I dont understand is why anyone would watch her show with the sound on.

    • Burt

      Yeah, I’ve tried and turning down the volume helps.

    • TomFrank

      Except for that time she completely lost her shit and yelled at one of the Top Model contestants, “We were rooting for you! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!” That was hilarious. (Also the only piece of America’s Next Top Model I’ve ever seen.)

      • Alison

        LIAR.

      • D-chi

        I remember watching that episode. To this day, it’s still funny, because the model’s just like “….And? Woman, I’m 5’10″ and weight 110 lbs. I can’t even hear you and I want to go home.”

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    Fawks
    Commented on this photo:

    The one thing that truly ruins Tyra is her face and forehead. The rest: I wanna bury my face in her cleavage and fondle her rear-end while I work on filling her up with lots of baby-gel.

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    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    If that isn’t the deceptively enticing entrance to the seventh circle of hell I have no idea what would be.

    Through me you pass into the city of woe
    Through me you pass into eternal pain
    All hope abandon ye who enter here

  13. Jon

    It all comes down to if it’s more important for a girl who has the pretty face and personality in person but doesn’t take a good photo or the photogenic girl with no personality. Cue 8 years of ANTM.

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    “That has to be the Smallest Penis I have ever seen”

  15. the captain

    I’m sure: WITHOUT HE BIKINI HER TITS REACH THE NAVEL-LEVEL.

  16. Jovy

    Incredibly boring.

  17. cocoou

    i really like her! and she looks stunning!

  18. Venom

    Never really liked her, even in her prime and her attitude is pretty awful.
    Now if you want some real badass black chicks then look no further than Megan Good or Lola Monroe.

  19. MDIZ

    DHAAAAR SHE BLOWS! SWING AROUND MATEY, SHE’S GOING UNDER THE WATER!

  20. Motorboat Captain

    Why are some of you commenting directly to her? Are you really so stupid you think all the pictures on here are posted by the people in them?

  21. the line

    STILL FAT TYRA.

  22. Jack

    Seriously… which one is the lady?

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    tmfvaughan
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Ty is looking good. She’s a little thick in the thighs but she is also retired from modeling. Good for her! Not everyone can be a size 2. And before anyone says anything, no, I’m not a big fatty.

  24. Burt

    “she not stick skinny like all those other models!”

    She’s not a model. She hasn’t been a model since 2005.

  25. Nathan

    Sorry Fish, she looks better than a super model.

  26. DeucePickle

    “How do you think I look black Jeff Goldblum” ?

  27. DeucePickle

    “How do you think I look, black Jeff Goldblum” ?

  28. Shia La Poof

    5 fingers of scotch on a slow Friday

  29. Beefarino

    I’d lap up that taco anytime.

  30. Bannister Spaulding

    Is that Star Jones ex husband , the “”Bi – sexual ” one ?

  31. More like Tyra Brinks. Amirite?

  32. caroline

    She looks pretty good, actually. I hope my stomach is that flat when I’m 37.

  33. well past her prime, and one conceited bitch. but i’d probly tap it

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    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that kids, that is where diarrhea comes from.

  35. CptCreep

    I ask you this… have you eveer seen Tyra and Lenny Kravitz at the same place at the same time?

  36. Donald Trump

    This biotch would look much better wearing a do-rag and cleaning my penthouse.

  37. Shyt

    Tyra is super pretty, but her body has gone very downhill. Of course she looks better than me, but at least I’ve had kids.

    • gyromancer

      What always weirded me out is that she has no calves. Her legs are stick-straight from ankles to knees, then all the calf muscles she’s missing in the lower leg get bundled into her thighs.

  38. BENWAW

    In what universe is this woman hot?
    and when she opens her mouth, God help us

  39. Dan

    Problem with her is I have heard her talk – and can only stand about 5 minutes of it. Not hot to me at all.

  40. Stay out of the water, there’s a thunderstorm coming. What? Oh, never mind, it’s just the sound of Tyra’s thigh’s rubbing against each other when she walks.

  41. cc

    Her and Venus Williams need to have a ‘butt off’.

  42. girl

    Chloroform / rape joke not even a little funny. Really. Not even a little.

  43. she just needs to get a bucket of chicken and a grape soda and she will be set.

  44. Rich Blackman

    There’s always a black guy in the foreground avoiding it all with his eyes

  45. Hannam

    I don’t know what you’re complaining about here. She looks pretty great.

  46. tlmck

    It’s the black Khloe.

  47. sleepyfloydd

    tyra is still a beautiful woman and she still looks better than most of the “hatters” doggin her out. go to your class reunion when your around 37 if u haven’t yet……………….what do u c? or just look in the mirror……. :-0

  48. McPedro Gonzales

    WTF? I thought the headline read “Tyra Banks”, but then you go and post pics of GOT-DAMM Oprah Winfrey!!

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    Andrea
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel like someone photoshopped the knife out of her hand O.o

  50. Soviet Snow

    Tyra be gettin’ dem jungo legs fo good sprintin frum dem tigas

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