Tyga Sent Dick Pic To Transgender Woman Who Isn’t Kylie Jenner
The last post was about John Legend’s naked butt, and now this one’s about Tyga’s dick because I’m trying to make people who are already mad about the Confederate flag being taken down froth themselves to death. We ride! For those of you blissfully unaware, screenshots of a dick pic Tyga allegedly sent transgender model Mia Isabella made their way online (which I’m not posting because the lawyers are already out), and you’ll notice that Mia Isabella is not Kylie Jenner because our boy be #Basketting. B. Scott reports:
… As you can see they got smart and came up with a plan for if the public ever found out about their relationship using her career as a fashion stylist & consultant for his brand as the connection. In her circle they made no secret of the relationship even inviting people enter their private time together. Clearly for her he’s been willing to risk it all having made plans to see each other just a couple weeks ago and never stopping their relationship through a baby mama and alleged girlfriend. They seem to have a lot of love for each other even as she was being courted by a boxer named Jean Pascal she had no interest in.
Since there’s no way Tyga can deny the dick is his – you can clearly see his tattoos – his lawyer told TMZ the whole thing is a “conspiracy to maliciously shame him.” Which I guess is a better than the excuse Hank Baskett gave for cheating on Kendra Wilkinson with a transgender woman where he basically went full Duggar and claimed he was attacked in a bathroom. Via People:
Last April, Baskett says he encountered a couple in a grocery store parking lot smoking marijuana. The former football player, 32, says he approached the couple to buy some pot; they gave him a phone number to call and, when he did, he was provided an address. Once he showed up at the home, Baskett says he used the restroom and when he emerged, “I saw something I thought I would never see in my life.”
Baskett says the person who answered the door, a transgender woman, was nude and making out with another transgender woman. “I froze,” says Baskett, visibly shaking as he recalls the memory. Then, the woman who answered the door approached Baskett and fondled him through his basketball shorts.
“I didn’t engage in anything,” he says. “It was like a bank robbery. You never know when you’ll freeze. I don’t know if it was a couple of seconds or 15 seconds, because all I was saying was get out, get out, get out.”
Hank Baskett claims he couldn’t tell anybody because “he’s the alpha male,” so the better solution was to let his wife and the entire world think he had an affair with a transgender woman for months which is clearly way better than going, “Hey, you’ll never believe this. Someone touched my dick, and I was like, whaaa?” Yup, that all checks out. Just like it’ll check out when Tyga says he thought he was texting Kylie, but it was hard to tell ’cause of all them surgeries and shit. It was a honest mistake. — Actually, I’d buy that. That sounds believable as fuck. Why am I not a publicist?