TURN IT BACK AROUND!

By: The Superficial / May 26, 2010

Let’s just get this out of the way: Jessica Simpson is a goddamn beast. Unless Ken Paves knows some secret to success that involves five years of steak and ribs, she should probably hire a stylist that doesn’t openly hate her. I know jackshit about fashion, but I’m pretty sure fancy outfits aren’t supposed to get you drafted in the NFL. Or maybe that’s her way of being with Tony Romo again. *strokes beard* Of course. It all makes sense now….

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