Via Nerdist, here’s an awesome rendering of Don Draper himself Jon Hamm as Superman which I’m posting entirely because I’m a huge fucking dork and it’s my birthday. On that note, don’t be surprised if there’s a delayed start tomorrow morning. Not that I’ll be out “winning” tonight in the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, just infusing myself with tiger blood and transforming into an F-18. You know, keeping it chill.
See you.. eventually,
- The Superficial
Photo: Phil Noto
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FIRSSSSSSSSST!!!
ooooh and HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAY….
Awesome
When I read the last WWI vet had checked out I became concerned but glad to learn you’re still hanging in there. Happy birthday, Mr. Fish.
I heard there was still a crashed Kamikazi pilot living on an island in the south pacific who thinks the war is still going on and tried to capture Giligan.
Have a great birthday!
Happy birthday Fish!!!
Enjoy your night of “Sheen-ing”…
It’s my birthday, too. I DEMAND BOOBS!!!!
birthday!
Happy Birthday Fish!!!
Happy Birthday Superficial Guy! One day after my own!
H-h-h-ha-ha-ha-hap-hap-happy B-b-b-bir-bir-birth-birth-b-b-bir-birth-birthday!
hhhhaaaaahahahhhhhahhaha that was seriously funny
Happy Birthday Fish!
Hoist one for me…….congratulations on not dying for another year.
Toss back some Tiger Blood for me too. Happy Birthday and many more
Jon Hamm will never be the Superman Brandon Roth was…
Brandon Roth never played Superman, he played Christopher Reeve playing Superman.
hah…exactly. Before they decided to do a Superman movie in a style to homage Cristophere Reeve, they should have asked themselves if they were decent movies in the first place (they were not).
In honor of your birthday I’m going to do several shots of patron while throwing toilet paper at my TV during “Two and a Half Men” tonight.
Hell, even if it wasn’t your b-day I’d do it.
Have a happy one!
Have a double awesome bday fish, with those momsen pix it kinda feels like mine too~
Happy birthday, Fish!!! Hope you get an opportunity to use the shocker without having to pay for it :D
it’s my birthday as well!! cept i think i’m a day head of you. also it’s ron weasleys birthday and justin biebers but he doesn’t count because i can’t have sex with him.
Happy birthday, Fish – my how you’ve grown!
Happiest of birthdays to you, Fish! I’m drinking in your honor (thanks for the excuse). Cheers!
Happy Birthday! x
Happy Birthday Fish!!!! Ahhh to be the underaged girl gyrating on stage while you cry into your wad of dollar bills about growing old all alone. Good times, good times.
This is a good piece of art. I have read the other fact you presented in your post and will not acknowledge it, though.
Wow, you share your birthday with comedic superstar Gilbert Gottfried? Way to go, buddy! Have a good one! Oh, and try not to sleep in too late… Charlie Sheen could die in a cloud of coke and STDs any minute now. Wouldn’t want to miss that!
Happy Birthday Fish! And many more happy years of bringing those celebs down a few notches!!
happy birthday superficial!!!!!
I wish you nothing but pain on your birthday, especially if you end up in my octagon.
No, seriously, hope it’s such a good time that you cannot remember it!
Feliz Cumplaños, Fish!
Buon Compleanno & Tanti Auguri da Firenze! Happy Birthday! :-)
………….truth?
sorry, THIS CAN’T BE AMERICAN!!
Happy, happy birthday Fish :). Have many more!
That Superman is kinda… hot.
It’s my birthday too! I always felt very similar to you!!!
Happy Birthday!! Hope it’s so good that you can’t remember it. :)
extra happy birthday!!! :D
Happy
Birthday to my favorite 12 year old.
happy birthday, dork (:
Happy birthday dude! Told Blake Lively about it, and she promised she would stop by to give you a birthday-striptease……should be any minute now :-)
happy birthday
We’ll have legal experts later have a look. False pretenses, stealing Pr-time, wiring and tapping, serious privacy infringement, psychologic harm on purpose, stealing and spreading personal material, obstructing income, reputation damage, and so on and so on. Yes, the entire world was watching.
That looks like at least a 7-figure amount of easy income to make. We’ll keep your employer responsible as well since they’re supporting your acts.
Don’t think we’re even kidding. We’re done with the kiddies.
Who’s now the big girl on top of the world?
Happy Birthday, fellow Pisces:)
We got rid of her. She wasn’t in anyway.
We’ve clicked some of these nonsense pages away. To my great delight.
Being grooped, stalked and wired without any evidential proof. we’re going to beat their legal butt black n’ blue.
There’re several options in a legal way, keep that in mind.
Today is my b-day fish.
Sorry I missed your birthday, Fish. I’m in France, where the only thing worse than the quality of the internet is the quality of the celebrity. Napalm!
Instead of a comment, pretend this is me popping out of a cake and singing happy birthday to you.
Yes, it’s every bit as good as you’re picturing.
Happy birthday. Sorry I was late.