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Trump_U.jpgTrump addressed the students of his new online “university” – today’s chumps, tomorrow’s Trumps (AKA bankruptcy claimants, so, yeah, still chumps) – for the first time on Tuesday. Over 200 people, who paid $249 each (that’s roughly $49,800 after evaded taxes), had the good fortune of hearing these gems:

“Property values won’t sink as long as the dollar is weak and interest rates are low,” he said.

But if home values do crash, “Then people like me would go in and buy like crazy,” he said. “I know people who are going to New Orleans, who want to take advantage.”

“I don’t think it’s a nice thing to do,” he added.

He then continued: “You see what I did there? I didn’t say I wouldn’t do it. So don’t think I won’t. Because I will. Why? Because I’m gutsy, balsy, tough as nails, Trumpy. I’ll Trump you, I’ll Trump you out of the Trump. Trump, Trump. Everything I say is written in gold. Trumpidy TRUMP.”