True Blood Needs More Nudity and Other News

August 17th, 2010 // 88 Comments
True Blood stars in Rolling Stone

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- Evan Rachel Wood left Marilyn Manson. Again. [Popeater]

- Julia Roberts and the ridiculousness of Eat Pray Love. [Lainey Gossip]

- Audrina Patridge straps down the wonk-tits for a night out. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Teresa Guidice spent $60,000 on furniture – after she filed for bankruptcy. [Dlisted]

- Shauna Sand is still wearing bikinis in front of her kids. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Aniston had another movie premiere and all she got was this link. [Popoholic]

- Kourtney Kardashian will always be the hot one. [IDLYITW]

- Justin Bieber Slowed Down to 800% [BuzzFeed]

- Joaquin Phoenix’s pretending to be a rapper movie has a trailer. [The Fab Life]

- Ke$ha has a gold tooth now. Apparently Jack Daniels < Colgate. [Hollywood Life]

- Sasquatch is the jealous type. [The Blemish]

- Tila Tequila topless at The Gathering of the Juggalos in case you missed it the first time. [Egotastic]

- Jessica Simpson has a “white girl booty.” [Amy Grindhouse]

- Beyonce will have a baby when she’s ready. It’s not like she’s 40 and about to be barren like Jennifer Aniston. [Bossip]

- Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian might be fighting over Adrian Grenier. [Socialite Life]

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  1. maggie

    What a bunch of negative, bitter comments! Wow, it’s just a show, and one of the better ones at that. And the photoshop is no worse than what you see everyday on every magazine cover. If you’ve read the books, you’d realize the casting is well done…..wait a minute, I said read a book. Sorry.

    • MrsEllis

      Yea, those trashy novels are the pinnacle of culture and intelligence…

    • Johnny Cage

      It’s not the photoshoping that’s got us all angry Maggie. It’s the gallons of blood that they doused the actors on the front cover with, thinking that it would make them more attractive. There’s just too many execs sitting in leather chairs thinking they know what we find hot. Which is probably why we usually get horded with anorexic 70lbs celebs/models and the bizarre snuff porn we see in theaters.

      • McFeely Smackup

        actually, it IS the photoshopping, I couldn’t care less about the blood (it’s symbolic of the blood overtones in the show…get it? its’ like poetry, except it’s not as boring).

        I don’t even care about the FACT that they photoshop the covers, I’m just amazed by the low quality of the job they did with it. IF that’s the quality of work that RS says is good enough for their fucking COVER, then I can only guess at the depths of suck they allow inside and call journalism.

      • The Inquisition

        While all you really want are “real” women…BETH FUCKING DITTO EVERYONE!!!!

    • anonymous

      I couldn’t care less about these people, the photoshopping or the show. Can’t wait for this vampire crap to go away.

  2. Marcus

    I’d be poking her in the butt in between shots.

  3. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    This would be so HOT without the “blood”.

  4. FruitLoop

    I suppose Vampires really like blood and all, being it’s the only thing they eat. But isnt there anything else that they do that can help define them? You know, like great vampire artists, or writers, or maybe vampire politicians, or scientists. It just seems if ya got some vampires ya gotta have some blood, is that right? I mean on food network you dont see photo shoots of hot people covered in a big mac, or some nice pasta alfredo. Nope, you get vampires, and you get some blood…….

  5. Jim

    God, they look so stupid and shallow. I’ve never seen anything so gross, tacky, ugly and unsexy as this cover. What is up with these stupid vampire shows? It’s like grunge for rednecks 10 or 20 years after it’s passed it’s popularity. Derivative crap catered toward white trash teens. That’s all anything is anymore. Sigh.

    • San Kae Ng

      Actually everything nowadays seems to be catered to blacks, wiggers, or sluts. Illiteracy has become cool, trashy clothing is now fashionable, and rap is considered music.

    • SmackAnOldGuy

      Do you have any idea how contradictory you sound, this is Superficial and you want high brow culture? HBO shows are diamonds in a field of Zircons and you are obviously the stick in the bucket of mud.

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    Richester
    Commented on this photo:

    Mado makes more sense than any of you.

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    Ooyy
    Commented on this photo:

    Too much blood – kinda gross actually.

    But love the comments here…hilarious.

  8. captain america

    she is having “A Bad Period”?

  9. Kayla

    Re: Ke$sha

    Don’t you mean Jack Daniels > Colgate?

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    Andrea
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, this so needs to go on photoshop fail. Just look at her ass.

  11. Somebody is having a heavy flow day. Wear a tampon, girl!

    • The Inquisition

      LOL. OMG man, you are SO funny…I just wish I had a picture of you on my wall, then I could worship your stupid/awesome/repetitive sense of humor that makes me rue the decision to read anything you ever had to say.

  12. Johnny Cage

    Ok blood drenched vampires are not erotic…they are disgusting! What idiot in marketing thought that this cover would be attractive to average people? To Jeffrey Dahmer yes, but to the average Joe, NO! There’s nothing more un-arousing than the sight of blood and guts, other than a porno featuring Rosie Odonnel and Perez Hilton.

    Listen you marketing geniuses or movies and mags; having nude chicks doused in blood won’t give the average guy a woody. And as for the cinema makers, excessive blood and guts in the form of sadism does not a scary movie make. (I’m looking at you Eli Roth).

    Please STOP this fucking trend already!!!

    • Zuul

      Hear, hear, brother… I think I actually dozed off watching one of those “Hostel” type movies…

      • Deacon Jones

        Actually, I would call them “geniuses in marketing” considering they’re getting this type of response.

      • Johnny Cage

        @Deacon

        Not really, the responses where they turn off audiences or cash flow is the kind they can’t afford to receive. They’re not supposed to work like web-forum trolls.

      • Deacon Jones

        I guarantee this is one of their higher selling issues this year.

        Plus, if I had to take a guess, this issue on newsstands was probably shrunk wrapped in plastic with the lower half blocked out.

  13. Gando

    This looks like a vampire orgy complete with snacks and drinks.

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    g_girl
    Commented on this photo:

    thats just making me think of menstruation.

  15. Paquin & Moyer deserve each other, cuz they’re both fugly. However, Alexander Skarsgård is hot as hell, even covered in blood!

    • UdontNo

      Uhm…look at Alexander’s hand and the placement of Anna’s leg.
      Anatomically speaking…shouldn’t there be a “little something” visibly dangling?
      LOL

  16. Softcore porn.

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    Yes please
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re all idiots ! This is fucking hot ! And Anna Pacquin is gorgeous.

    The photoshop is terrible though, they should have just left her bum alone, its lovely as it is! Also, the lighting with the blood on Alexander Skarsgard’s face does look weird. They should have sorted that out too.

    Regardless, I still would.

  18. Lovethickpubichair

    Now if she showed some bush that would have nice.

  19. It had to be said

    @ Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian might be fighting over Adrian Grenier.

    I don’t think so. Grenier is white.

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    Hadley
    Commented on this photo:

    True blood used to be cool until it blew up like Twilight and every idiot started obsessing over it. As for this cover, I think it is in somewhat poor taste and the photoshopping is AWEFUL! Anna is sucking it in like she is gasping for dear life, it looks like she has no boobs, and Alexander is just a douche, douche , douche, especially full of himself now that he has blown up and is banging that bag of bones Bosworth

  21. Reg

    That fake blood looks kind of brown. It looks like they are covered in hangover diarrhea.

  22. Overmachine

    She is a bitch!

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    al
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone here is such a tard. Anna is a natural beauty. She has a great body, not enhanced by doctors or drugs. She works out a lot and does it all on her own. She didn’t change her face or her teeth. This is her. She is attractive in a non-Hollywood sense and I think it is refreshing. I am sick of the Kim Kardashians and the Heidi Montags. I would much rather look at someone like a natural Anna anyday. She will age gracefully, unlike the rest. And the funny thing is that everyone commenting here is probably so ug that they just wish they could be like her or have someone like her.

  24. vix

    Am I the only person who thinks this is a bit tacky?
    When you’re naked, you’re naked.
    and eventually people will get sick of it.
    nothing else can top naked as “sexy”.
    There isn’t anything else as significant.
    So, this is as “sexy” as it gets?
    It’s boring and tasteless.

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    purushothama
    Commented on this photo:

    Paquin & Moyer deserve each other, cuz they’re both fugly. However, Alexander Skarsgård is hot as hell, even covered in blood!

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    soahc
    Commented on this photo:

    True Blood is a show tailor made for idiots with unacknowledged same sex attraction.
    I can’t get over the surprised look on Kwanten’s and Paquin’s faces like ‘holy shit I’m on TV’ and the worst excuses for Southern accents this side of the Pacific ocean.

    The only celebrity that looks more surprised is PDiddy.

  27. NOOBS

    Humanity is fucked……

  28. True Blood stars in Rolling Stone
    russell edgington
    Commented on this photo:

    @all… ur all fucked… moyer is hot, paquin is hot, skarsgard is hot… ur all high. matter of fact, unless you want to end up like the newscaster at the end of the last episode, get a life… before you lose it…

  29. True Blood stars in Rolling Stone
    Bringbackbabalu
    Commented on this photo:

    Sookie has such a sweet ass, if only she wasn’t a canadian if she was a real southern girl would be soo much better. Oh well I have the real thing.

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    Kelly
    Commented on this photo:

    Personally, I love the cover. The show is my absolute favorite. ( I am addicted) It is a cast of some very attractive people. Why are people so hard on Anna Paquin, are you jealous or something. She is beautiful.

  31. True Blood stars in Rolling Stone
    Kelly
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this cover! I am totally addicted to the show and I don’t know why so many of you are insulting Anna Paquin- she a beautiful girl, and the guys are hot.

  32. Emily

    Let’s get Dexter on the case! The spatter pattern doesnt’ even make sense and seems to originate from one of the man’s nipples.

  33. Jenny

    Anna Paquin is the luckiest woman alive!

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