Tricia Helfer & Grace Park do Maxim

October 14th, 2009 // 148 Comments

Here’s Battlestar Galactica stars Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in the November issue of Maxim, and that asthmatic pop you just heard was every single geek with Internet access ejaculating into their Orko Underoos. *looks down* Wait, my bad, I meant Chewbacca. Chewbacca Underoos. (Forgot it was Wednesday.)

Photos: Maxim
superficial

  1. Bill

    I am a straight male, and by no means am I fat. (i.e. I am not complaining about their being skinny, because I am jealous.). These two women are fn anorexic. Anybody that believes they are normal, because they are tall and lanky, is disillusioned.

    These two need to eat more. Being skinny with muscles and a little meat on them would be hot. However, these two are not skinny. They are emaciated!!!

  2. izzo

    #94 stfu you’ve never had anyone but your fat sister

  3. Darth

    They’re both looking a bit starved but all together it’s not bad.

  4. Galtacticus

    Unless you’re a fakir,they would both fail as a comfortable matras.But maybe together they would do a better job as a duo-matras.

  5. Gando

    @104
    Mistress or mattress?

  6. Gunther

    both of them are hot as balls, you homos.

    i take that back, you’re not homos. homos know what’s hot.

  7. Mandi

    As somone recovering from an eating disorder, I have to say, it’s actually really nice to hear all the negative comments about how these girls look. Not that I want people to bash anyone, whether they are suffering from and eating disorder or not, but it helps me to know that in the real world, people don’t find skin and bones attractive.

  8. muffins

    They’re hot as hell, and the multitude of whiners here would joyously fuck either one of them regardless of what they posted here.

  9. Kathleen

    WAAAY too thin!
    They look malnourished. FEED THEM.

  10. spicy

    dear god that last picture is frightening. i imagine it to have confused penis’ and induce vaginal dryness. im happy to see that there is an overall consesus of agreement amongs male and female posters for once.

    its sad that in america we not only airbrush fat out, but in some cases have to ADD curves in order to create sexy!? CAN SOMEONE FIND A MEDIUM HERE, THIS IS A FUCKED UP PLACE SOCIETY WE HAVE CREATED.

    Where are all the real girls, god damn these fuckin magazines! poor marilyn would have been considered a cow if she existed in today’s world.

  11. bell

    The asian girl looks like a holocaust victim….and has no shape like a little boy..

  12. bell

    The asian girl looks like a holocaust victim….and has no shape like a little boy..

  13. Camila

    They are too skinny! OMG!

  14. Damn..so hot it hurts…

  15. Karri

    I bet they go to bed hungry quite often……..

  16. Yessa

    They can easily eat more if they want, but it’s the entertainment industry, you’d think people would like fat ones when casting actors? It’s their job to stay thin, so don’t hate

  17. philasophawaffle

    ok…main pic….looks like the asian girl is farting on the white girl. NO ONE else comment on this, come on! She is lifting her cheek. We need someone to insert a cartoon fart image under her ass. Then my life would be complete.

  18. Tim Johnson

    Listen, you can pretend like it’s shocking, but it’s not. This is what beauty is today in the USA. Move somewhere else if you don’t like it.

    These girls are HOT. And this is just like I like them. The ribs showing means they care about how they look, and they like doing something toward that end. You on the other hand are probably doing nothing for yourself are you? (And I imagine your girlfriend, if you have one which I doubt, is fat, huh?)

    They look awesome in this shoot.

  19. Josie

    @ 118 – what a dumb comment. Obviously this is NOT what beauty is in America or anywhere else – just add up the ratio of negative to positive comments you fool.

    Being super skinny and being super fat comes about from being equally lazy. I am actually one of those 5’10 girls with a really fast metabolism, but I lift heavy weights and eat ALOT of protein, healthy carbs and fats to look decent & toned. If I sat around and ate one rice cracker a day and smoked ciggies then I would look like this. Skinny and FUCKING LAZY.

  20. muffins

    the posters here are just bored geeks, they come here to nitpick at anything.

    any straight male or butch female would fuck those two broads silly regardless of how much whining they do here.

  21. Those photos are disgusting. Since when is starvation sexy?

  22. SKELETONS R NOT SEXY

    I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE THAT SKINNY . I LOVE MY CURVES AND ALL MY CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN…LOL….IF I WAS A GUY AND MY CHICK WAS THIS SKINNY I WOULD SERIOUSLY BE SCARED TO EVEN TOUCH HER LET ALONE DO HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO EAT AND QUIT TRYING TO STARVE URSELF TO DEATH BECAUSE THEN ALL US FATTIES WILL REALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ….GO EAT NOW HURRY …..THE WIND IS ABOUT TO PICK UP…. HOLD ON OR UR SCRAWNY ASS WILL BE DUST IN THE WIND…HAHAHAHAHAHAH….NASTY SKINNY SKANKS THAT LOOK LIKE SKELETONS ARE SOOOOOO NOT HOT !!!!!!

  23. SKELETONS R NOT SEXY

    I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE THAT SKINNY . I LOVE MY CURVES AND ALL MY CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN…LOL….IF I WAS A GUY AND MY CHICK WAS THIS SKINNY I WOULD SERIOUSLY BE SCARED TO EVEN TOUCH HER LET ALONE DO HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO EAT AND QUIT TRYING TO STARVE URSELF TO DEATH BECAUSE THEN ALL US FATTIES WILL REALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ….GO EAT NOW HURRY …..THE WIND IS ABOUT TO PICK UP…. HOLD ON OR UR SCRAWNY ASS WILL BE DUST IN THE WIND…HAHAHAHAHAHAH….NASTY SKINNY SKANKS THAT LOOK LIKE SKELETONS ARE SOOOOOO NOT HOT !!!!!!

  24. WTF

    wow since when did a bag of bones become sexy ?

  25. bell

    # 20, the asian one is darker than the white one because lots and lots and lots of asians actually have pigment in there skin!

  26. douchebags galore

    Richport’s Ghost is an inbred idiot who needs to do society a favor and jump off a bridge so as not to pass his inbred genes along and pollute the rest of humanity with his 50 IQ points. Also Richport’s Ghost needs to stop talking in the 3rd person because it makes his doucheness that much more blatant.

  27. Esol Esek

    Fat girls need to shut up and accept that they are fat. THey aren’t ‘real women’. That said, Trish Helfer’s fake ping pong ball breasts are disgusting, and Grace Park needs to buy a condo in Ethiopia. I’ve always know Helfer was ugly, but I thought Grace had more meat on her bones. but she looks like a total bulimic..both of them are gross.

  28. FU

    Shut up you fatties, they look great.

  29. Gab

    What the hell? Two bags of bones with big hair and emaciated boobs. Are the same people doing the retouch work for Ralph Lauren and Maxim? I’ve never seen these two look so UGLY before.

  30. Good Lord

    Jeez people, can we use our brains please?

    We CAN’T judge their weight based on these photos….they are SO heavily photoshoped who KNOWS what they are really like.

  31. nastybroads

    sick……please stay away from the treadmill…..sit on your ass and eat something …..guys love something to hold on to …..this is just NASTY

  32. IDRATHERBFAT

    THESE PICTURES MAKE ME PROUD TO BE A LARGE WOMAN …….!!!!!!! AT LEAST I AM HEALTHY AND PROUD OF WHO I AM !!!!!!!!!!! FUK THESE 2 BIT SKANKS…………GROOOOOOOOOSSSSS…………..ONLY A SICK LITTLE DEMENTED BOY WOULD FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE …….A REAL MAN WANTS A REAL WOMAN ……SO MOVE OVER SKINNY BITCHES WE WILL SHOW U HOW ITS DONE !!!!!!!!!!!

  33. the whole photoshoot looks cheap

    I bet that #128 is eather an anorexic 14 year old girl with braces or a 52 year old pedophile that lives is their parents basement . NONE in their right mind can think that Grace Park looks good on Pic N° 8, I don´t know how she looks on real life, but in this particular picture she looks like shit.

  34. Jon

    I’ll take Grace Park anyday.
    Yes she is a bit skinny, but I’ll take that anyday over a woman who is too heavy.
    And since so many of you seem to be disgusted with her – my chances just got better ! (I wish).
    For my tastes – she’s hot.

  35. Saximus

    For the love of god someone give these girls a meal!

  36. William

    This is some bad airbrushing. I do airbrushing on photos and my photos do not look like plastic girls. I just hate it when magazine covers overdo the airbrushing and everyone looks fake. And the girls are way too thin. Get some meat on them please.

  37. Bob

    Ugh, why did they put those two fat pigs on the cover?

  38. T McFresh

    I don’t think they are quite that skinny normally. Apart from the crappy airbrushing, it’s possible they starved themselves in the week preceeding the photo-shoot. Also, if you look at a Grace Park photo at the start of her film career, she definately had a more athletic build and a rounder face than during BSG.
    The fact is, at their age, and with BSG finished, these ladies are under intense pressure to prove they still look young and hot. I feel sorry for them, despite their riches, expecially because in real life, they are very charming, very intelligent people.

  39. These girls look quite bad, actually. I’ll cancel my subscription.

  40. These girls look quite bad, actually. I’ll cancel my subscription.

  41. yo

    #102 cool story man. ya know not everyone on here is a pathetic loser like you. stop projecting yourself onto everyone else. im sure your a fat fucking bitter fag and you live with your mom and bitch and complain that is her fault ur so fat and fucking pathetic.

  42. Brett N

    Can Maxim please feature women who actually look like they eat something.

    this is digusting.

  43. I have 5 copies of this Maxim

  44. jim smith

    LOL! Guess there are a lot of fat people here. 95% of you in herewould never get a girl as hot as Grace Park, skinny or not.

  45. unregistered

    WOW, just because the American population eats TOO MUCH, it does NOT mean these girls do not eat.
    I can tell you that I look as thin as they do, and I can out eat any one of you guys.
    It’s called METABOLISM. Something that most Americans do not have.
    Because they are thin, does not mean they are unhealthy.
    Common misconception among uneducated, opinionated Americans.

  46. Ari Ola

    Two gorgeous ladies – four succulent breasts and Grace Park’s nipple!

  47. PH

    I don’t know how they look so thin in these photos, but those photos don’t look natural at all anyway. They are heavily photoshopped.

    Look at these videos of Grace Park and she looks so insanely hot with a perfect and healthy looking body:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3sFPzTc6JE&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csoMuvzqOKw&NR=1

    Sure she’s still thin, but no bones sticking out and healthy looking. Not overly thin like many models look today. Just perfect.

    That Maxim video looks superhot and made with good taste and suddenly these photos by same the magazine of the same woman look horrendous. The quality is 100 times worse.

  48. Tricia Helfer is my like baby on TV
    Tricia Helfer Nude Pics

Leave A Comment