Tricia Helfer Riding a Hog and Other News

August 9th, 2011 // 48 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera will hate-bang your eyes and ears now. [Huffington Post]

- Gavin DeGraw learned a valuable lesson about writing theme songs for One Tree Hill. [Dlisted]

- Don’t try heckling Aziz Ansari. [Lainey Gossip]

- Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale in another Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Heidi Klum topless is clearly the winner. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- And the bikini train (also the nickname of my ’92 Tercel) rolls on with Bar Refaeli. [Popholic]

- Chris Evans and Michael Bay partied together at Playboy’s Midsummer Night’s Dream. One of them said Captain America needed more jive-talking robots. You’ll never guess who. [TooFab]

- Jessie Eisenberg inceptions the hell out of some Fruit Loops. [theCHIVE]

- Andy Serkis apparently knows more about being an ape than actual apes. [FilmDrunk]

- Adele sings better drunk. [The Fab Life]

- Taylor Swift is Sarah Palin now. [Starpulse]

- Ron Artest and his crew posing with Celine Dion is why we have an Internet. [Bossip]

- Vanessa Hudgens seems like a fun date. [Celebslam]

- Cute + Adorable = Rainbows all over your face. Or rabies couch. Yep, rabies couch is the answer. [BuzzFeed]

- The Dirty Dancing reboot is happening whether anybody wants it to or not. (Spoiler Alert: I do!!) [Videogum]

- The 20 Awesomest Missing Posters: Most are probably fakes, but funny nonetheless. [Heavy]

- Top 50 Sexiest Golfers and Tennis Players: Who’s Hotter? [Bleacher Report]

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  1. cc

    Shotgun! (again)

  2. So, you..uh…don’t actually know what “Hog” means, do you?

    • cc

      Some tattooed guys in leather vests are on their way to his right now…

      • hmna

        Agreed. That looks more like a crotch rocket. Which would have been a lot funnier in the headline.

      • Richard McBeef

        too much studded leather for bike culture to not be gay.

      • first clue is the helmet. no self respecting harley owner wears anything DOT, since, y’know, we don’t drop our bikes like n00bs

      • Artofwar

        @@@ (Richard McBeef) You said– “too much studded leather for bike culture to not be gay.”
        HA!!! Never really thought about it, but now that you’ve mentioned it–you may have a point….Artofwar

    • No self respecting Harley rider would be caught dead on a bike that wasn’t covered in chrome and producing ear bleeding volume levels. The average Harley riders greatest fear is that everyone isn’t looking at them, marveling at how cool they are.

      There is no other single group more desperate for attention than Harley riders. They make Kim Kardashian look like an introvert.

      • not all of em. i never switched out my pipes, dont forget the law hears you coming from a mile away too..

      • x

        wow dude is there nothing you can’t do? what with all the posts here, and all your many hours of charity work, and of course your mastery of the ladies, now we find you ride to live/live to ride – you really do make the most of your day [sarcasm]

      • stevebeagle

        your painting with a pretty broad brush..i agree there are plenty of asshats (especially in the last 20 years or so) who fit that bill.. but not everyone just went out & bought a Harley because of some bullshit TV show .

      • x you forgot the 2nd dan black belt, playing a dozen musical instruments,.. so what you’re saying is that no one else in here could possibly have a busy life too? or just you? maybe it’s cos i’m twice the age of a lot of other posters. maybe by the same age most everyone in here has dabbled in just as much, if they care to post about it.. you really don’t get how easy it is to live do you

    • TomFrank

      I have the feeling that Fish put “Hog” in the headline because Tricia’s last name looks like “heifer.” “A Heifer Riding a Hog” is what he was trying for. I’m guessing.

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    Vince Lombardi
    Commented on this photo:

    A hog??? It’s a fucking BMW!

  4. Satan

    Dyke.

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    DrunkRussian
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why we fight. God Bless America.

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    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, I do not know who wrote the headline, but in the words of Donald Trump…”YOU’RE FIRED!”

    HOGS are Harley’s NOT BMW’s!

    NEVER get them confused! Harley rider’s EVERYWHERE hate you right now!

  7. Elihu Smails

    If she sat on me , I would vibrate too !

  8. Richard McBeef

    damn, i saw the taylor swift post and was hoping she had a retarded baby.

  9. Lion O

    This chick is hot, but she’s one of those women that looked 30ish when she was 16. Then again she’ll look 30ish when she’s 40ish too probably so that works.

  10. Parker

    Is she riding some random hog like a common slut or do you just not know whose hog she’s riding?

    She can ride mine but I’d be afraid of getting bitten by that venus flytrap mouth with and those giant teeth. And by that I mean I’d shove my hog up her hot ass.

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    rdtele
    Commented on this photo:

    BMW riders not real pleased either.

  12. Anonymous

    Who the hell is Tricia Helfer?

  13. rough gone viral

    “The Dirty Dancing reboot is happening whether anybody wants it to or not”

    They are recycling garbage that was garbage in the first place. Why do Americans, in this recession bother to go to the movies when hardly anything featured is original, anyways? I wouldn’t mind the recycling if it was a movie that is foreign which there plenty is of. You want a movie to recycle? I have a few choices, but one in particular “I saw the devil” by Ji-woon Kim . You know how Hollywood always tout “this movie will keep you at the edge of your seat” which of course they never deliver. “I saw the devil will accomplish just that. These Asians writers know how to keep an audience in suspense with great story telling, actions, plot twist you name it. “Dirty Dancing” peewww. I spit on your dirty dancing. You’re not getting my $9.50.

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    skinnyfat
    Commented on this photo:

    SO not a hog. It’s a sport touring BMW!

  15. Biker

    WTF that’s about as far away from a ‘hog’ as you can get! That’s a BMW GS R1200 dual purpose bike.

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    American Iron
    Commented on this photo:

    A HOG is a Harley Davidson, no exceptions!!!! American made not a BMW from frickin germany, get it right dude?!

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    bday55
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems to be doing a lot of sitting not riding.

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    bday55
    Commented on this photo:

    and who the fuck is tricia helfer?

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    From what I can see she only take pictures on the Bikes, but does not actually ride any.

    • Stuey

      She rides all the time and posts on twitter and facebook. Would be kind of hard to pose while riding.

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    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    an absolute goddess!

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    Billykins
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t be said enough – not a hog.

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    Poo
    Commented on this photo:

    She can ride my hog anytime she feels like it !!!

  23. the one

    when a decent car is too expensive: DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE OS SIMPLY A SCOOTER, folks!!

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    Kenny
    Commented on this photo:

    Not really a flattering set of photos. She was incredibly gorgeous on Battlestar Galactica. She’s still quite attractive, but these pictures make her look quite a few years older.

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s so hot ! Her in tight jeans on BMW bike looks much hotter than Anne Hathaway on her tight trashbag suit riding a jewcycle

  26. Weirdo

    I’d love to sniff that bikes seat! Lucky seat!

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    EmptyBee
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a hog – it’s a BMW R1200 GS.

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