Travis Barker well enough to blog about his ex-wife

October 13th, 2008 // 40 Comments

Usually, after having a near-death experience, one tends to set aside petty differences and focus on the simple joys of just being alive. Not Travis Barker. Blogging from his hospital bed to thank fans for their support, the former Blink 182 drummer took an awkward potshot at ex-wife Shanna Moakler on his MySpace page:

Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, Ive been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and in Georgia. The hospitals Ive been treated at are THE BEST.

I can guarantee you, my friends, the last thing I’d be doing after a one-in-a-million escape from a fiery plane crash is blogging about my ex. I’d be sniffing every flower, savoring every meal and arguing with every nurse who tries to tell me strippers are a violation of hospital policy: “But they have stethoscopes! That’s medical.”

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  1. mamadough

    so, he has third-degree burns on his hands, but he can blog? God, i’m glad his dick is burnt to a small char.

  2. mimi

    FISH SUKS!

  3. y3n0

    You said “my friends…”. Did you just get Johnny McCain’ed?

  4. Sid

    As I always expected, bloggers have disfigured clawlike hands and damaged penises.

  5. What a jerk, instead of thanking her for being by his side..at this crucial time; he omits her from the conversation and doesn’t even acknowledge that she went to the hospital to be by his side; with not even a thankyou from him ; so I guess..at least one person has the maturity and a heart; geez, I feel bad for those kids; imagine having him for a father..

  6. Crystal

    Seriously…who cares about this one???

  7. Trig Palin

    At least he didn’t say “you betcha” or “thank gahhd” or “glabble abble jarg boo dammkafarratiknon rep ping harpeleglegleglegl zoom wapang!!” (when my mom goes to our Pentecostal church and speaks in tongues).

    I fuckin hate the way she talks, and this is from a bona fide chromosomal retard.

  8. so basically everyone is insinuating that shana moakler is a publicity whore? umm.. yeah? hello? man, the news lately has been full of non-stories. we want some more celebrity punani shots!

  9. I think one visit is appropriate, haven’t he dump this chick numerous time…

  10. Mark

    The funniest part is that this is the “Before” picture.

  11. Karen

    When he farts it smells like barbecued pork.

  12. Robin

    Seriously what’s with the loud video ad at the top? I know you need advertising but good lord. No way to disable sound means I can’t visit here at work.

  13. PunkA

    Hey, if I had a psycho ex that was milking fame off of my near death experience, I’d bitch slap her to the curb too. Tell the bitch that the gravy train is over, you have a new perspective on life, and it does not involve her sorry ass in it.

  14. John McCain

    If you elect me I will fight ! Fight to stay awake, fight to keep my enlarged prostate in check, fight to maintian a chubby, fight to be first in line at the Denny’s early bird special..

  15. havoc

    HelI, I didn’t think el chicarrone dick could even spell…..

    .

  16. grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    EXACTLY Fish! When I read that I was disgusted. What a FUCKING tool. He had a horrific near death experience that KILLED two of his close friends and he’s been terribly injured YET he is bitching about his EX wife. Ya that’s some amazing perspective you’ve got there little bitch. You’d think after he almost died they could maybe put all this shit behind them. The news stories clearly stated that she rushed to his side and . HE just sounds like a whiny little bitch. Life doesn’t owe you SHIT Travis Bitcher there are kids all over the world who go through things a million times more terrifying than what you went through. What you faced is what soldiers face in war and it’s their fucking job. If this awful accident can’t give him perspective and gratitude what will? I fucking hate divorced idiots who just can’t fucking get over it and make peace. There are a lot of ex spouses out there hat wouldn’t have bothered to come to the hospital. Don’t sweat the small stuff DOUCHE. And your kids who you just can’t wait to hold and hug Travis you are making them suffer by being like so many other useless god awful parents who just can’t be civil after divorce.

    It’s amazing that walking away from a firey plane crash without a single broken bone has taught him nothing, he’s as immature as ever. Who gives a shit if your ex is the biggest bitch on the planet( I suspect however that those shoes are actually filled by Travis). If you survive something that terrifying you should come out of it with a better understanding of life. By whining about his ex like a child he is spitting on the memories of those who lost their lives. He should be living every day to it’s fullest and trying to be the best possible person in honor of his SERVANTS who didn’t make it and in gratitude of being given what so many aren’t: A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE.

    READ CAREFULLY:
    YOUR FRIENDS DID NOT DIE WHILE YOU GOT TO LIVE SO THAT YOU COULD WASTE YOUR SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE BITCHING ABOUT YOUR EX WIFE ON MYSPACE YOU WORTHLESS UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCKER!!!!!!

  17. grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Correction: *and there are pictures of her crying at the hospital.

    Add on:
    If you have a new perspective you take the high road, you correct the misinformation without even bringing up your ex. He’s still an immature child. Looks like life was wasted on the wrong person. I bet one of the others who lost their life would have honored their survival with much more integrity.

    He better give some of his sickening wealth to a burn centre. PAY IT FORWARD! BTW raising money doesn’t count YOU have to give yourself not just use your fame to get others to give (which is the lazy ass celebrity way and it’s phony as shit).

  18. grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    correction:
    *and there are pictures of his ex crying at the hospital.

    if you have so much new found perspective you take the high road and correct the misinformation without even bringing up your ex.

  19. pat

    #12 Robin – are you running Windows XP? On bottom right there should be a little loudspeaker symbol, which is Volume Control. I always have mine set to “Mute” at work. If you don’t see the little icon, go to Control Panel and pick “Sounds and Audio Devices” . Windows Vista should be very similar; other machines or OS should have an overall Mute capability.

  20. Brit

    Is that Slayer shirt the only one he has? Someone buy that cheapskate a new t-shirt.

  21. max

    As if we didn’t already know he is a douchebag extraordinaire.

    Next…

  22. Missy

    Ditto grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

    What an ungrateful bastard!

  23. Fernando Narcos

    WTF!?! That BBQ Bitch is wearing a Slayer shirt!?!His poser ass neeeds beat the hell down for that shit…

  24. Rowan

    I completely agree with #16. What a fucking waste he is.

  25. bnalh

    anyone would feel that way about their ex
    i don’t blame him?

  26. nick

    did you not read the whole rest of the blog he wrote. all the parts where he is grateful to be alive and cant believe it, how bad he wants to see his kids. he made one little remark about his ex clarifying rumors. maybe he mentioned the fact that she hadn’t been there because she kept telling the press she had been by his side this entire time. if someone were telling everyone they had been by my side the whole time when really they haven’t, i would be upset too! i really really do not think he is an ungrateful douche. its ridiculous how serious people take little comments like that.

  27. nick

    did you not read the whole rest of the blog he wrote. all the parts where he is grateful to be alive and cant believe it, how bad he wants to see his kids. he made one little remark about his ex clarifying rumors. maybe he mentioned the fact that she hadn’t been there because she kept telling the press she had been by his side this entire time. if someone were telling everyone they had been by my side the whole time when really they haven’t, i would be upset too! i really really do not think he is an ungrateful douche. its ridiculous how serious people take little comments like that.

  28. Post a Comment

    I knew this guy is a douche. Too bad he survived.

  29. it girl

    If she is lying then he is only playing into her games by calling her out. In divorce cases someone has to make the first move to be the bigger person for the sake of the kids. Ignore the game playing and focus on what matters.

    One would think that both of them could behave a little better after what some people would call a real miracle. At least Travis who has won the life lottery should now better. When we heard that his ex wife went to see him I think a lot of us, the product of divorce and all that bullshit. thought hey “maybe they’ll be civil to each other from now on, good things really CAN come out of something awful”. But now with this crap after such a short time it’s just really disgusting and disappointing.
    Not that we should expect any better from spoiled self absorbed celebrities, but so many people would give anything to have the luck Travis did (namely four other people on that plane and all their friends and family), that priceless one in million chance, and he is wasting it by not taking the higher road. If she lied so what let her be a liar, focus on your life and your kids. Your friends and family know the truth and that’s al that matters. Celebrities so often ruin their whole lives and everything that matters only because they care so much what other people think and about their image. Who gives a fuck about the small shit, you survived an insane near death experience, you should have a smile plastered on your face for the rest of your life.
    Do you know how much “OMG you survived a plane crash sex you can get after this?” I mean that is an extremely rare kind of sex. So recover and live it up and be a good dad. Forget about all the shit that doesn’t matter. Chicks dig scars, Travis and DJAM can basically claim to be invisible “see these scars yeah there from the burns I got after WALKING away ON FIRE from a plane crash”. Guys sit around trying to make up stories like that to get laid. So quit your fucking bitching and enjoy your LIFE.

    P.S. A friend can set the record straight for you someday if it really matters that much.

  30. Joe

    c’mon people…read his words. They don’t make sense. It’s jiberish.

  31. bored

    it girl-
    How sad. Why are you so into it, talking like you actually know them or something? It’s none of your business, you don’t know what went on to make them fall out and want to stay apart.

    Go get some counselling for your ‘product of a divorce’ issues, and stop assuming everyone thinks like you, telling them how they could ‘fix’ their lives.
    Travis does have a reputation to defend. That is 90% of what being famous is. Apparently he still wants to be famous. So he still has to worry about what’s in the media about him.
    You talk about all that he’s been through, well, if someone (shanna) continued to treat him like shit after he survived all that, what does that tell you about her? Why should HE have to ‘be the better person’ aka let her win, let her walk all over him? Maybe you bend over for others but some people don’t.

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  34. it girl

    #31. Nice of you to take the time to write here bored ass bitch or should I say Travis. I saw some pictures of Travis and Shauna out and about like a family, sounds like they actually followed what I was saying and worked on it. You are the one who needs counselling, I live my life with dignity have a phenomenal relationship with my family. What kind of a pathetic idiot thinks that being the bigger parent means letting her win, you SAD fucking asshat, it’s called letting the kids win and giving them the life they deserve and growing THE FUCK UP.

    I pray you NEVER reproduce, if you have mark my words your kids will LOATHE you someday if they don’t already and the moment you see that hatred in their eyes, remember it girl said: I fucking told you so.

  35. Lossof_life

    I clicked that link there that said “MySpace Page” and the only thing that was on there that was close to that was this:
    “Despite any rumors you might have heard, Ive been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and in Georgia. The hospitals Ive been treated at are THE BEST.”

    .. Did this site add something there or what?

  36. Lossof_life

    Never mind, it says two different things in the actual blog and on the page there.

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  38. This sort of disappoints me. I was rooting for Travis and Shanna. I understand he’s going through a rough time, but rushing to the opposite coast to be by your EX-husband’s side is pretty supportive. It can be difficult to see someone like that; I know I was a total mess when my [then boyfriend, now soon-to-be husband] was hospitalized for three weeks. I did whatever I could to keep my mind off of it. And I didn’t have kids to look after like Shanna does.

  39. And I didn’t have kids to look after like Shanna does.

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