‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Has A Trailer

March 5th, 2014 // 15 Comments
Transformers Age of Extinction Trailer
WATCH: 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Trailer

Here’s the full-length trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction which surprisingly is not about Mark Wahlberg stopping 9/11 while riding a robot dinosaur (a euphemism for the awesomeness of non-masturbatory vaginal sex if there ever was one), so whoever wrote it can fuck themselves in the face until they get throat cancer and die. That’s the politest way I can put that.

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  1. Goddammit…
    I actually want to go see this fucking movie now.

    Really hating myself right now.

  2. Inner Retard

    Michael Bay said this film won’t be like previous ones. Let’s see:

    - Hot chick: Check (sort of)
    - Shallow characters: Check
    - Large city peril: Check
    - Big space ships: Check
    - Mindless, absurd action: Check
    - No story: Check

    Conclusion: Don’t ask for my money to buy your next Ferrari

  3. It’s always funny how people get mad that a movie based on a cartoon whose sole purpose was to sell toys to kids in the 80s get incensed about a lack of story and plot in said action movie. (whose main purpose is to sell toys to kids and manchildren)

    • I think the complaints are more about the lack of any sort of creativity which gives us 4 fucking movies based on a cartoon whose sole purpose was to sell toys to kids in the 80s rather than a critique of the movie itself.

    • Balls Mcgee

      I can’t speak for the original Transformers as being Grade A television, however, Beast Wars was an incredible series that should not be besmirched by this douche bag.

  4. Thejoaker

    In the background of every shot there’s an American flag saying it all with it’s over-animated waving

  5. Stucco

    But why was the grass exploding?

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