Tracy Morgan: ‘I Will Stab My Son in the Head if He’s Gay’

June 10th, 2011 // 148 Comments

UPDATE: And here’s the predictable ending everyone saw coming, so I’m putting it first.

Tracy Morgan just got uninvited to Gwyneth Paltrow‘s house for macrobiotic paella this weekend because apparently he decided to reiterate that he believes homosexuality is a choice at a recent performance in Nashville. TMZ reports:

According to reports, Morgan took the stage at the Ryman Auditorium and went off about gays — saying, “Gays need to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.”
He added, “Gay is something that kids learn from the media and programming.”
When talking about the possibility of his son being gay — Tracy said he “better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death.”
Afterward, Tracy told the crowd, “I don’t “fucking care if I piss off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.”

I’m honestly at an impasse here because 1. Tracy Morgan is a comedian, and comedians should be allowed to say the most offensive shit they can think of even if it’s genuinely from a place of ignorance fueled by religion. And 2. If you asked him if he meant what he said, he’d say, “Aw, hell, no, I love gay people,” then French kiss Alec Baldwin because Tracy Morgan is a hilarious drug addict. I know this seems like a pass, but again, I’m not about to fault someone for bombing a joke which is something I do for a living. (Evidence: This entire site.) Also, I’m pretty sure this is exactly how his performance went:

TRACY: Now that’s some good crack. Best green room evah! AHAHAHA! *walks onstage*

One Hour Later…

TRACY: I said what in front of a what now?

Photos: Splash News


  1. RoboZombie

    I know how he feels…If my son were born black, I’d smash his skull with a hammer!

    • YeahOkay

      wooooaahhoooo, wait until you find out your daughter is bangin the black pool guy. bwahahaha…..Loser

      • RoboZombie

        Haha..Black pool guy. You mean janitor dipshit!

      • ****

        “Tracy said he “better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice”. Is that the same “man voice” Cheyenne Jackson, the only gay person he interacts with, talks to him in? Does Cheyenne Jackson have a gay voice, Tracy? Where are these gays with their “gay voices” that you’re so familiar with? Fucking unschooled baboon.

      • ****

        Delete my posts you fucking cunt! Do you think they delete homophobic posts on black blogs?! Nothing I’ve said isn’t 100% the truth, if you want to “delete” facts then go fuck yourself!

      • ben

        Yeah, I have to agree with the closeted rage theories, I mean why else would gay men even enter the day to day thought processes of a heterosexual male. I’m married and have two kids and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that the last thing I would ever think about in a normal day would be gay men. Why would you be so vocal about anything unless you wanted to convince yourself and others about something.

      • sally fields

        What’s the fuss? Tracey didn’t say he hates gays or that he’d kill his son for being gay, he just doesn’t like ‘em fem. So for the record everyone, Tracey Morgan prefers his gays butch, okay.

      • yourson

        Yes Tracy, being a pussy when everyone in your community, your father and mother, all the kids in your school and everyone on TV thinks you’re an unnatural perversion who should be killed, who doesn’t deserve to live, who doesn’t deserve to be in the world, seems ridiculous? You’re right, gay kids really have nothing to whine about.

      • Tracy Baby Momma

        This double standard that black comedians can say what ever they like is utter bullshit, look at what happened to Michael Richards. If someone says anything negative about blacks, you’ve got Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpon crying hysterically on national TV, demanding a public lynching but when it’s gays only the “liberal media elite” as Sarah Palin would put it, react.

    • sid

      hahahaha too funny

    • Pink

      That’s ironic, ’cause when your Mom gets hammered by black dick, it reaches up to her skull.

    • lloyd

      It wouldn’t be your son. Now would it?

    • PopeyesChicken

      Lloyd, that could be the point, dumbass.

    • bob

      we all know black people can run because its in their nature. back in africa and here in America they were born to run, so it passed down their genes, run from the white people which to this day still run away from white people (cops) but the reason they have big dicks is because they need something to make up for the low lifes that they are!

      • YeahOkay

        Bob, your attempt at being funny failed miserably. Its kinda just like your life,ya know? Epic fail. Try again,idiot

    • Gillian Maple

      You can’t get offended by the things wild animals do. That’s like writing an angry letter to the baboon who stole your picnic basket while you were on Safari in Kenya.

  2. Rough, invades the consciousness

    Im still trying to get over the shock that Tracy is straight, now this website comes up with this post?

    • YeahOkay

      Tracy is straight? what? when did this happen?

    • ****

      Yeah, he’s this over-weight, dim-witted drug addict who used to be on a “comedy show” in the 90′s and who would have faded into obscurity were it not for Tina Fey and the pity she took on all his illegitimate bastards who were dependent on the child support he occasionally paid.

  3. edamame

    You know what really IS a choice? Being a dumbass douchebag.

  4. Deacon Jones

    Vocal Homophobe = Closet, self-hating gay.

    Time to join the GOP, Tracy!

  5. Cock Dr

    “Gay is something that kids learn from the media and programming”
    Exhibit A – “Dancing with the Stars”
    Exhibit B – “Glee”
    Exhibit C – Anderson Cooper

    Whaddaya think? Can the media really convince a straight man turn his back on the female gender & take up fellatio for fun & frolic?

  6. That Guy

    Brian Fellows: “That’s Crazy!”

  7. Josh

    A profoundly ignorant man.

    • fatmoocow

      they should put his pic in the dictionary next to the word ignorant … perhaps also next to idiot , stupid ect ..

  8. right

    You’re giving him a pass because criticizing a black man is automatically racist.

    • TomFrank

      Because this site is known for giving a pass to Chris Brown, Kanye West, every black athlete who put his penis inside a Kardashian…

      • Kelley

        Best comment yet !!

      • Dr. Love

        I’m still wondering if Kris Humphries is black.

      • it’s certainly racist to call your black son the n-word as you put him in his place..

        sure, it probably was a joke but it’s rooted in the kind of prejudice that his dad should whoop his ass for. that said..

        i do know guys who’ve come out at a ‘gay’ concert (tom robinson band, youtube them), but more interestingly, i just read the great gay activist robinson himself married a woman and has a family. he says he’s a gay man who happens to be in love with a woman.

        it takes all sorts. nothing is cut and dry. people could give it more thought before reacting…

      • Kelley

        Apparently he is half black …

      • S'up Bitches!

        In other words you mean every black athlete in the US, right?

    • bitingontinfoil


  9. iloveabigbone

    Personally, the gays don’t bother me, if you are; that’s great. if you aren’t thats great too. Now having said that, this:

    Afterward, Tracy told the crowd, “I don’t “fucking care if I piss off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.”
    was freaking funny. lol good job.

    • Richard McBeef

      yeah most of that is crap, but the takin dicks and takin jokes stuff is pretty funny.

      if you will go jump off a bridge because you got teased for sucking dicks or being nerdy or whatever fucking else, boo fucking hoo. it was just a matter of time before something caused you to kill yourself, pussy.

      • dont get it

        i hope you have “something” that will cause you to throw yourself off a bridge

      • ugh

        Yeah just do yourself a favor and throw yourself off a bridge, mcbeefy fuck.

      • Richard McBeef

        see that’s exactly my point. you’re internet bullying isn’t going to make me jump off a bridge.

      • Richard McBeef


        and you can fuck off.

      • Yeah, it won’t make you jump off a bridge, because none of us know you personally and you probably aren’t a teenager in high school or college – in fact, you’ve probably forgotten how fragile your ego can sometimes be at that age. ( I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here – you could have been a self-satisfied troglodyte, who was incapable of any self-doubt or empathy whatsoever, in which case you can stop reading now.) While the internet provides you with the anonymity to be a jerk in a forum like this and get away with it unscathed, it also allows others to make a personal in-depth attack on someone and suffer no consequences whatsoever.
        Most of us aren’t equally impressionable members of an age group who take their encouragement from a tool like Tracey Morgan or perhaps even a homophobic parent or preacher to set up a “Richard McBeef Needs to Die” page on FB or spam you with hatemail telling you that God hates you and you should just die because you’re a worthless disgusting POS. Maybe if you’d been subjected to that sort of hate and a fear of your family’s reaction when you were 19 – for whatever the reason – you might not be alive to be so fucking smug now.

      • Richard McBeef

        i was always pretty adherent to the sticks and stones theory.

        maybe it’s this new fangled technology or maybe kids are getting more and more pussy by the minute. either they kill themselves or they bring a gun to school.

      • Not all theories are valid. The sticks and stones idea tends to be accurate so long as the people who are throwing verbal abuse at you have to do it to your face – when the people who are verbally attacking (or “teasing,” in your book) have to directly face a target they know – and who knows them – rather than hide anonymously behind a computer keyboard, it’s surprising how many of these brave people lack the stones to show up and represent. The net allows every little nasty, cowardly and responsibility-dodging impulse we have to be indulged – and names and abuse DO have the power to hurt. Sometimes with fatal consequences, as has been demonstrated over and over again.
        Claiming that the people being bullied would have offed themselves sooner or later because they couldn’t cope with life is shitty rationalization. It’s just a cheap, glib, cowardly excuse for either not wanting to accept any responsibility for your part in an attack, or just a total inability to realize that certain actions DO have consequences. And unless you’ve been the brunt of such an attack, you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. But please, don’t let me stop you from picking up your Internet Tough Guy medal – sounds like you may really need it, for whatever reason.

      • Jovy

        Gonna agree with McBeef on this one. How many of us were bullied as kids? How many of us went through hell? All of us. Seriously that kid who threw himself off the bridge was a weak human being. Go ahead and do something selfish just to take away the shame of being a fudgepacker when in reality no one cares who you fuck. Pretty sure his family would rather have a gay ALIVE son than a gay dead son. I have no sympathy for kids who kill themselves, period.

      • bitingontinfoil

        @Richard Are you being serious, or just an obnoxious troll?? …just….WOW. o_O

      • Dick Beefington

        Yes, being a pussy when everyone in your community, your father and mother, all the kids in your school and everyone on TV thinks you’re an unnatural perversion who should be killed, who doesn’t deserve to live, who doesn’t deserve to be in the world, seems ridiculous? You’re right, gay kids really have nothing to whine about.

    • bitingontinfoil

      Wow iloveabigbone – that must have been after he smoked his big bowl of crack!?

      • ham

        Hmm. Human sexuality is such an integral part of our identities, McBeef. It’s have been different if some other part of you that wasn’t so… sensitive and vulnerable were being attacked. I was teased for being pale and skinny; hardly comparable, you know.

  10. If Tracy Morgan is going to run around calling himself a comedian, he can at least tell a fucking joke.

  11. Tracy Morgan
    Commented on this photo:

    Ironically, that sweater is pretty gay.

  12. karen

    “giving him a pass”

    You’re not in a place to judge him to begin with – if the audience laughed, the joke worked, if they didn’t, the joke didn’t work. Any after-the-fact, out-of context reaction by somebody not in the audience is completely irrelevant.

    • SB

      …that is some straight up ignorant shit …in a technical sense, you may be correct, but being correct does’nt mean you’re not saying something ignorant or repugnant …sure, a “comedian” can say something that will strike a certain segment of the population as “funny”, but, what was he saying and who was laughing, that is the crux of the matter …a german comedian in 1939 could tell a bunch of heinous jew jokes and get laughs …a white-southern comedian in 1959 (or, last week, actually) could tell a bunch of heinous nigger jokes and get laughs …does that mean the jokes worked? technically; yes …does that make them (the jokes and the comedian) any less reprehensible? no …and fish; you know i’m a huge fan, but, i gotta take issue with your position here …comedians are humans, humans are flawed, and just because he got paid to go up onstage with a mic in his hand does not mean he gets a pass for anything he decides to spew …humans also have egos and poor impulse control, and sometimes take things too far, which is what happened here …he got lost in the moment, had a brain fart, and started talking some “real” shit from the heart (i’m black, grew up in an all-black, middle-class/working-class community, and he’s saying stuff i’ve heard all my life, and it’s not a joke) …in the same way lenny bruce started doing towards the end of his career/life, a period of time that even the most ardent bruce fans agree he was no longer funny (even though there were still a few people who laughed, karen) …i believe that these kinds of stories, and comments, and the anonymity of the internet, allow people to flex their own racist/homophobic/sexist muscles, and by supporting, or condoning, or rationalizing something like this in any way, they expose their own feelings on the subject. (i’m talking to karen, not you, fish …and sure, she’ll say; “i was criticizing the writer’s comment, not making any kind of statement for or against gay bashing”…oh, but you were, karen…you were…just own it…or examine it…or don’t, i don’t really give a fuck)

      • Jovy

        Really? Really??? I’ll give you 20 bucks if you can turn that novel you just wrote into a pamphlet because no one wants to read that.

      • Pippy Longcockings

        Wow, you’re black?! I though all black people were illiterate.

      • SB

        …well, you did. (cue Nelson laugh) …stupid Jovy.

        …oh, so, when Justifiable writes not 1 but 2 novels, you politely suck his/her butthole and leave a reasonable comment, but you get all pissy when I do it…uh huh, i see how it is…it’s ’cause i’m black, aint it…you racist.

      • No, it’s because you’re fucking incoherent and can’t reason for shit, so you’ll never get a polite response from anyone. Short enough for ya?

      • OK, now I’ve had my coffee. Sorry, but the image of Jovi sucking my butthole is pretty fucking disturbing, dude. I think what you’re searching for above is “context”, but that really doesn’t apply here. Censorship and free speech aside, Lenny Bruce’s idea was that suppression of words gives them power, and by using them casually and often they would soon lose their ability to shock and wound. That isn’t even close to being the case here, since Bruce would never have said he’d stab his kid in the head if he found out he was a n*gger. Like the SA officer cutting off the beard of a Jew in Germany in ’39 for laughs, this is someone who’s also following his true feelings – this isn’t just a passing weakess to pander for laughs. That fact that Morgan’s now found that he’s stepped in it and is being shit-scared compelled to apologize so he can keep working at 30 Rock is political correctness at its finest. Sort of like how every German in Germany in ’45 dissed the Nazis and was horrified about what happened to the Jews – it’s truly amazing how such a thing actually happened since it seems there were only 50 or so Nazis in the whole fucking country – everyone else just had no idea and really, really hated Hitler, too.

      • SB

        …yeah, uh, i was’nt searching for context, i plainly stated what i meant to say …thanks for the lenny bruce 101, but, as you said; that does’nt really apply to the point i was making …towards the end of his career (as i specified), lenny was so battered and defeated by “the man”, he had devolved into going up onstage and just reading his court summons and belly-aching about his legal issues …no context, no punchlines, no formatting …he was just a broken shell of his former brilliant self, rambling about his personal problems …and he was’nt funny anymore …and similarly, tracy’s rant, which had no context / punchline / format, came off sounding like he was venting his personal shit, not “telling a joke” …i agree with your other points & examples, and normally i would agree with your assertion that it’s PC at work (which is often way worse from radical liberals than it is from right-wingers), but i don’t think that’s what’s going on here …i think this was a simple matter of; what he said & how he said it came off as offensive on a fundamental level to a lot of people across the board, and now he’s getting one big; “dude, that is NOT cool” from the masses (ala; michael richards screaming; “look at the nigger! he’s a nigger” in response to being heckled) …if louis ck, ricky gervais, patrice o’neal, or jim norton had gone there, they would’ve told an actual joke, and it woulda been hilarious …so, yeah, i think “context” is the only thing that applies here. (oh, and, sorry about the jovy thing…but you gotta know, you were only collateral damage)

  13. parasonic

    maybe he was just playing to the crowd…he was in Tenn for Christ’s sake.

  14. Tracy Morgan
    Commented on this photo:

    What an idiot

  15. maeby

    So….was he joking or not?

  16. Hugh Gentry

    why are the gays so sensitive? They seem to get offended at everything…just like the blacks.

    • reasonablegirl

      Any marginalized community has to be sensitive until they have equal rights — otherwise the legitimate bigotry and discrimination can seem acceptable and delay their progress. Until they’re legally equal, they ought to be as vocal as possible – even if it seems like an overreaction.

  17. the captain

    you need to know more?

  18. Deacon Jones

    Isn’t funny how black people cry discrimination over anything, yet they’re one of the most outspoken when it comes gays?

    That’s like working for Greenpeace and owning a Hummer.

    • Jovy

      I’m half black and I’m not like that. My father, who is black, isn’t like that either. My uncle, who was gay, was one of his best friends. Anything that he doesn’t agree with he says “to each his own” and doesn’t judge, whine, or put people down like the blacks youre talking about. My dad also grew up in Mississippi, and he is far from racist or prejudice against any race. In short, please don’t generalize.

  19. TCS

    A lot of gay posts from the Superficial lately. I’m starting to think he’s a poofter

    • duh

      *starting* to??

    • eh so what if he was? yeah the chicks he worships come from shows i wouldn’t watch in a million years. but they’re gorgeous chicks. and i believe he was married. people are too complex for pigeonholes. example i’m against abortion but i’m pro choice (too conservative to give life then take it away, but also too conservative to want govt getting in my fucking business. and yet if it was my 14 yo who got knocked up i’d be dragging her by the hair to the clinic..)

      but yeah, i invision fish having a large collection of cole porter, george and ira, irving berlin, jerome kern, rogers & hart, ..amirite? ;-)

      • TomFrank

        That’s your gay stereotype? Music from the 1930s? I guess that means that my grandparents were gay.

        Howzabout Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland, Cher, Broadway show tunes…

    • Mr. Zazz

      Only the straightest dudes run gossip sites with pink backgrounds and giant ads for “The Glee Project.” It’s a common stereotype for straight dudes, actually.

      “Say, Ted, want to go to a titty bar and watch sports?”

      “TOTALLY. Let me just finish up this dishy piece about how Anniston just CAN’T FIND A MAN!”


    • Mike Walker

      Don’t forget his male ballet dancer “roommate”.

  20. Tracy Morgan
    Commented on this photo:

    “A place of ignorance fueled by religion”. And you don’t see the ignorance in THAT statement? What a douche.

  21. Jeremy Feist

    I would be totally pissed about this, if it wasn’t for the fact that (A) you can’t take someone seriously when they’re smoking crystal meth out of a stripper’s asshole, and (B) He takes off his shirt more than a prison bitch. That’s like taking the shirtless drug-addict on the street corner yelling at imaginary people seriously.

  22. A list of other things Tracy would stab his son in the head for (partial list):

    touching his stash.
    wearing age appropriate clothing
    efing his shit up
    working out
    messing around
    speaking in consistently coherent sentences
    getting on his nerves “like that”
    square dancing in a round room

  23. jlowejd5

    Wait, wait, wait. Tracy Morgan…played the Ryman? Holy shit. I want footage of him backstage chasing around Little Jimmy Dickens yelling “Come here, you sparkly Oompa Loompa!!”

  24. lloyd

    I love how all these gay Rambos (Gambos?) jump on here trying to rip him. He never said anything about the sexuality but the effeminate nature that some gay men have. Just because you have sex with men doesn’t mean you should act like a girl.

    NPH can kick your ass and then go suck a dick. It doesn’t make him less cool. Just less bitchy.

    • dont get it

      did you even bother to read the whole thing? or just the parts you liked?

      • lloyd

        “Gays need to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.”
        “Gay is something that kids learn from the media and programming.”
        “better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death.”
        “I don’t “fucking care if I piss off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.”

        Just these parts

  25. Rod-Man

    Are we sure he used an -er on that n-word? Somehow I doubt it. Regardless, he didn’t really sound like he was joking until the end there but honestly, who the fuck cares. Tracy Morgan is retarded. He’s an awful black stereotype (I’m black and I hate him in everything but 30 Rock) so there’s no point in ever listening to what he has to say unless you paid to see him or something. Then, it’s your fault if you went to a Tracy Morgan show and got offended.

    • Jovy

      I agree with your about Tracy Morgan being retarded. However, whether or not he used an “er” or an “a”, it still isn’t right to say the word. I hate it when black people say nigga. Also hate it when people expect to be treated as equals when they act like complete animals.

  26. Tracy Morgan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Last time I go with the lowest bidder to write my new material. Damn geekologie writer!”

  27. adonistic

    He thinks gay guys are pussies? Give me two minutes in the ring with this lameass douchebag and I’ll rip his girlfriend’s kidney out of his stomach and shove it up his bigoted ass. We’ll see if he gets the joke.

  28. ay

    I think I like him more now

  29. LJ

    Sounds like a Michael Richards moment to me.

  30. ay

    i you can take a dick you can take a joke? genius, Im using that and I expect to be slapped in the arm

  31. Solid

    Hey, fuckheads…

    He’s a comedian. He makes jokes.

  32. valerie

    Ah geez, where’s his real life Liz Lemon to stop him?

  33. Rafe (pronounced "Ralph")

    Solid excuses Morgan by saying that he’s a comedian who makes jokes. I recently saw a photo of German soldier cutting off the beard of a Jewish man i Poland in 1939 while other German soldiers stand around watching and laughing. To them, this was a joke and the beard-cutter (who is grinning in the photo) was in that moment a kind of comedian. If someone finds something funny, I guess that something qualifies as funny or a joke or humor. But the mere fact that some people find something funny doesn’t make that thing right.

    • Solid

      That is literally such a different scenario that it doesn’t even make sense. People like that are fucked up in the head.

      A comedian’s purpose (whether or not you find this particular one to be funny) is to, as superficial so perfectly stated it, “be allowed to say the most offensive shit they can think of …”
      Family Guy, as an example, over and over again makes crude and very offensive jokes regarding homosexuals, blacks and anything else under the sun. It’s the point of comedy. It’s meant to be though provoking and hilarious at the same time. It’s meaning is for you to reflect on the real values and perspectives of society, which is what comedy mirrors: society’s fucked up views.

    • Jovy

      LOL I love how people are comparing this to real racist scenarios. Hope you’re intelligent enough to realize that ethnicity is something that humans are BORN with, and the question of whether or not humans are born homosexual is still in debate and NOT 100% backed by science.

      • LOL, I love how people who aren’t intelligent enough to realize that things that differentiate people and that are causes of bigotry aren’t always something they’re born with – and that it actually makes no damn difference when it comes to being discriminated against. Since ethnicity is only part of what defines someone as Jewish, nice to know it’s now OK to be bigoted against Jews as a religious group, and start in discriminating against Catholics, Hindus, Muslims and anyone else who was so stupid as to not be born with a built-in ethnicity and be so foolish to select an unpopular faith. If they dare to object, you go right ahead and tell them that sort of discrimination’s nothing compared to a “real racist” scenario.

        Better start praying lack of intelligence is also something you’re BORN with, huh?

    • Jovy

      Woah there cowboy, I never said it was okay to discriminate against anyone. To me, comparing ethnicity to sexual preference is ridiculous because the two are completely different. If you want to belittle someone simply because you fail to agree with or see their way of thinking, that’s your problem and an immature one at that :) Straying away from the subject to prove a point is rather pointless as well.

      Also, this link may be interesting to look at

      • Well, then, just what was your point, if not that 1) sexual orientation isn’t 100% proved as something one’s born with, so then 2) it could be a choice, so therefore 3) discriminating against someone who’s gay isn’t nearly as heinous as discriminating against someone who’s demonstrably born with a proven ethnicity or race?

        I have news for you: regardless of whether sexual orientation is proven to a choice tomorrow, Tyler Clementi will be just as dead as he is today. It honestly, really, truly doesn’t matter if anyone’s bullied, persecuted, murdered or denied their rights for their race, religion, ethnicity, gender, sexual preference or even eye color – the end result is that they’re being treated as “less than” – as a second class citizen who it’s somehow OK to bully and persecute – and someone like you will always come up with some lame rationale about how that persecution or discrimination somehow weighs less in comparison to someone else who’s REALLY being discriminated against for race. Comparing or ranking discriminations is beyond stupid in the first place – if you think you’re working on some groundbreaking philosphy, let me disabuse you of that notion because whatever ridiculous conclusion you arrive at won’t magically make Matthew Shephard any less dead than Emmet Till.

        Because if you’re denied something everyone else can take for granted or even just bullied just because you’re different, it doesn’t matter a fucking damn if that difference is something you’re born with, or acquire later on in life – or even, God forbid, actually CHOOSE to acquire, like a religious preference. The point is, the discrimination is wrong, and so are the people doing the discriminating, for whatever the reason. Period. End of story. No excuses or justification for it allowed.

        If you think that’s “straying from the point” – then just what exactly IS the point you were trying to make?

      • SB

        …i LOVE you justifiable.
        (impressive emmit till pull, by the way)
        …jovy, you just got owned. (cue Nelson laugh) …stupid jovy.

  34. Keithypoo

    After dealing with him one on one and having to sit through one of his stand-up routines, I can tell you that he is just a douche. He’s funny in movies and shows because he plays the bewildered and oblivious goofball, and to be honest he has a funny face. With that being said, I watched his stand-up routine in person and heard him talk about eating assholes for 45 minutes straight. Then, out at a local bar afterwards, he was belligerent and groping girls and at closing time, refused to leave and kept screaming that he could “buy this bar.” Tracy Morgan is a piece of shit who just happens to be funny on screen.

  35. tlmck

    Tracy Morgan. Now there’s a good mentally stable influence.

  36. MILF

    I thought the joke was the black dad spending tie with his son. [Ta-ta-ting!]

  37. MILF


  38. jaymalls

    Gay/Lesbian people were not born that way. If you believe that… your nuts!!! A anus was made to excrete body waste not get penetrated #FACT! What Tracy said was way over the top… dont get me wrong. But 80% of what he said was true. Your not gonna stop bullying. It happens in school and in the workplace. Its the result of takeovers (Government & Private Sector), War, Religion, etc. People just need 2 stop crying and MAN THE FUCK UP!!! Its a natural instinct all animals (humans are animals) have… only the strong survive. Ultimately, this is how leaders made and separated from the pawns! #FACT

    • Jovy

      Go back to school, master the art of typing like an intelligent human being, and then come back and try again.

  39. BadBil

    Wow Tracy Morgan is straight? You’re fucking kidding me? Well maybe a Tom Cruise kinda straight?

  40. Daddy-O

    “Tracy Morgan is a comedian, and comedians should be allowed to say the most offensive shit they can think of even if it’s genuinely from a place of ignorance fueled by religion.”

    I read no mention of religion in his comments. Do you think the only objections to a homosexual lifestyle comes from religion?

  41. bitingonfoil

    It always amazes me how when people make a few black jokes, black get up in arms(aka Michael Richards) – yet here you have a down’s syndrome goof ball talking about KILLING and STABBING a gay son and it’s “ah, he’s just a comedian”. Fucking hypocritical bullshit! Don’t dish jokes if you can’t take em.

  42. Metacritic

    Somebody really needs to tell Tracey Morgan he´s really not that funny, and people are getting tired of his antics.

  43. bob

    we all know black people can run because its in their nature. back in africa and here in America they were born to run, so it passed down their genes, run from the white people which to this day still run away from white people (cops) but the reason they have big dicks is because they need something to make up for the low lifes that they are!

    • Stan

      As I watch the hit TV shows like cops, and locked up, I cant help but notice, there are MANY white guys running from the cops as well. Grow up ignorant ass. Or go set yourself on fire along with Tracy.

  44. Stan

    Ad a black successful male I’d have to side with HE’S JUST IGNORANT. clearly he has to resort to making “fun” of a minority to make his “joke” “funny”. Anyone who laughed is a jackass too. There are children KILLINIG THEMSELVES because of being bullied, and gay, and overweight. You can’t make DISTASTEFUL comments like this. He would not like it if someone said something referencing HIS minority group. IGNORANT BLACK UNEDUCATED MEN WHO WOULD BE A BUS-BOY AT YOUR LOCAL GOLDEN CORRAL (not that there is anything wrong with that) had someone not found him funny. Anyone can make insensitivity, and beating someone down to rise to stardom. It takes a REAL MAN and a REAL COMEDIAN to create material without hardly offending anyone. So if you ask me, HE is the pu**y.

  45. Stan

    Bob your ignorant too.

  46. Aaronanonymous

    He probably “stole” the joke from Kat Williams. Black people are good at stealing.

  47. Kramer

    - How do you starve a black man?
    Put his food stamps in his work boots.

    - What does a black person get for Christmas?
    Your bike!!!

    - Why are black people so tall?
    Because their knee grows.

    - How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black?
    Ever try and take a rib from a black.

  48. Obnoxious

    He ripped off Immortal Technique:

  49. lisa

    Who the hell cares what he says, remember racism 101 a black man can call another “nigger”. Not only that but the man kissed a Baldwin, he clearly isn’t homophobic. He is a comedian he feeds off the crowd doesn’t apologize and knows he doesn’t have to. If you don’t like his comedy don’t watch it and don’t comment on it. Quit turning everything into racism.

    • bitingontinfoil

      Wow, that makes it okay? Granted, they’re “taking the word back”, but do you honestly believe that makes them exempt? if you’re big enough to dish it out, be big enough to take it.

    • ben

      Your logic is pretty perplexing. If the roles where reversed and a white comedian said something to the effect of, “if my girlfriend cheats on me and the baby’s black, I’ll stab the baby in the head”. Then there’d be a public out cry

      And your statement to “turn off the tv” is also naive in that what he said doesn’t stay in that comedy club, it infects the way people think, it leads to things and it fuels a mindset that is already very volatile.

  50. peopleincrackhousesshouldntthrowstones

    A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, den I uses the last names.”

    Wait…that’s funny, right??

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