Tracy Morgan is Khloe Kardashian’s Father

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2012

Okay, so that headline may not be entirely true – Although, she did turn down that DNA test. – but it is one of the 800 random things Tracy Morgan said during his appearance on Conan last night which are always fucking hilarious. I don’t want to oversell it, but the Charlton Heston bit was the greatest thing I ever saw in my life and not just because it made Kelly Brook jump out of my monitor and blow me until I took on the shape of a unicorn with the power to travel to the farthest reaches of the galaxies. So, again, try to keep those expectations low.

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