Traci Bingham loves democracy

October 28th, 2008 // 77 Comments

If you’re wondering why Traci Bingham is popping up a lot lately, it’s because she’s currently starring on FOX’s Gimme My Reality Show! which is a reality show where contestants compete to be on, holy shit, their own reality show. I am nowhere near high enough to contemplate how that concept hasn’t ripped a hole in the fabric of space. Anyway, Traci stopped by Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch yesterday where she deployed her sole campaign tactic/vocational skill: Pushing her tits together. Somewhere, Sarah Palin is telling John McCain “I don’t care if it makes the Baby Jesus cry, I am doing that shit tonight. Oh, hockey sticks, he flat-lined. MEDIC!”

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. Dar

    “Mommy! That woman is stealing two pumpkins stuffed inside her dress!”

  2. carlos

    Ive met her she is acutally quite nice and polite, opposite of what her image projects . She is very nice girl

  3. jojo

    she looks like a drag queen with a man face……..and the fake, porn star look is real original…she seems to be copying that shauna sands character…….stupid whores! Who ever thinks this is hot needs to be locked up!

  4. lew barta

    Um there is nipple in the last pic, great big brown nipple

  5. Scooter

    I’ll take 2 helpings of Democracy, please!

  6. Doc Brown

    YO FISH, FIX YOUR DAMN RSS FEED… THE PHOTOS DON’T SHOW UP

  7. bob

    Kinda surprised to see her doing the aging porn star thing. I also don’t remember her face being so masculine, It is said she is dating friends on a sports community –mysportsdate.com== Her sexy photos are found there. it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

  8. sho nuff

    i feel certain that those things make a sloshing noise that other people can hear when she walks by. or not. but something makes a squishy sound.

  9. chewgees

    I’d wrap her head with the flag and happily do her for the country.

  10. Tellin it like it is

    I work at a manufacturing plant where blacks are 90% ( don’t ask me, I don’t know how it happened) of the workforce, including management, workers, union and HR. They treat people like shit. They treat the whites and latinos like dogshit. Blacks take hourlong breaks throughout the day while I seen a white person 3 MINUTES late back from a break and they got yelled at. They literaly scream at their employees but the very few white management are afraid to say anything because they do not want a racist lawsuit against them or all the white workers are afraid that they will be physically attacked in the parking lot. I seen a black person call a white person ” you stupid white motherf&*er” and nothing happened. A white man made a comment about how lazy they were and got fired. The whites and latinos are afraid because the blacks try to physically fight with them so they just sit back and take it. If the economy was better I could get another job. There is so much bullshit that they get away with that it’s astonishing. The black women are the worst. Loud , obnoxious, confrontational, and lazy. The black guys there do not even want them. I could go on for days about how jacked up they are there.

    My point is that if Obama was indeed elected, hopefully things won’t be this way for the country. I am a latina and my people are not perfect and say what you will but we do not treat people like that.

  11. tellin it like it is

    I am so tired of the blacks that it not even funny. I have to deal with these animals on a daily basis with jig managers hasslin’ people daily. I am so tired of them using the race card. If someone doesn’t say hello to them, they are racist. If someone has an arguement with them, it’s because their black. Wah wah wah. Quit blaming every other race for your own failures. Immigrants come up here and within a month they have jobs , apartments, and cars. For all the welfare pecipients, we need to have government mandated tube- tying, so when all 4 of your kids are in custody you won’t go out and have another one for the government to take from you, that my taxes pay for. Maybe after your 2nd kid is taken due to drugs the tubes have to be tied. Makes sense.

  12. If her “BRAINS” are in the TITS then we have another EINSTEIN here, folks!!

  13. Wow…, she is hot and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  14. friendlyfires

    Well bronski my noggin’ and call me shell shocked, if there was any more silicon in those kuh-nockers, I’d wonder what happened to the beach. Bad enough she’s got her own ass-fat injected in those lips, no wonder she’s got shitty breath.

  15. Jay

    She’s pretty old, but I totally hit it.

  16. meee

    how insecure must she be? that’s just not even attractive.

  17. I’d rather have her than Obama! I’m sure she is just as qualified. Plus, when we’re ignoring her “Bla Bla Bla, politician bullshite we can just stare at those Giant Breasts and wonder if they double as flotation devices.

  18. Garland Greene

    “I would like to drive through three states wearing her boobs as a hat.”

  19. ummm...yeah

    All these comments from the stupid motherfuckers who voted for that punk-ass Bush and now regret it.
    You mf’s are so fucking stupid…Shut The Fuck Up!!!!
    Assholes!!!

  20. Dobbson

    I’d hit that shit like it owed me money. Then I’d hit it again for taking so long to pay up.

  21. What the hell pumpkin patch is this – how come all the hollywood hos keep picking pumpkins – is there a new pumpkin trend?? I hope they start banning children from this place and start passing out purell! Seriously she keeps touching her boobs then the pumpkins – they should rename it pick your own hep-b patch!

  22. What the hell pumpkin patch is this – how come all the hollywood hos keep picking pumpkins – is there a new pumpkin trend?? I hope they start banning children from this place and start passing out purell! Seriously she keeps touching her boobs then the pumpkins – they should rename it pick your own hep-b patch!

  23. I found her blogs and picture on “””””’ Millionaire Romances.c om_____, a totally free social networking club for celebrities and stars! I just wonder if the blogs were written by herself?

  24. Tatiana

    Seriously people? they’re like floating devices, and im into girls, she looks like a blow-up id like to send flying into oncoming traffic while shooting it with a paintball gun.

    You men are so halarius with your “dont hate the playa,hate the game” crap. We all know you log on twice a day to feel like a man while spending the rest of the 22 hrs being TOTALLY WHIPPED BY YOUR WIFE and mother of ur children. So excuse me but girls like us who u look at and drool, will never go for guys like you, who are Dogs.

    that is all. plus, her outfit looks like a street walker.

  25. Hey~What the hell is wring with America?First,we have a totally inept/soon to
    be R.I.P.Republicker spend Zillions of bucks(w/matching funds),coupled
    (tethered to) a woman of power,(who would be telling McCain what to do),
    run against an intellegent man of color(doesn’t matter what color-(We is
    Mericans).then we let the decision get saluted bye billions of nin-compoops.
    NOW-a woman is scrutinized because she tries ti hold on to what everybody in America wants(looks,money,fame).

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