If you’re wondering why Traci Bingham is popping up a lot lately, it’s because she’s currently starring on FOX’s Gimme My Reality Show! which is a reality show where contestants compete to be on, holy shit, their own reality show. I am nowhere near high enough to contemplate how that concept hasn’t ripped a hole in the fabric of space. Anyway, Traci stopped by Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch yesterday where she deployed her sole campaign tactic/vocational skill: Pushing her tits together. Somewhere, Sarah Palin is telling John McCain “I don’t care if it makes the Baby Jesus cry, I am doing that shit tonight. Oh, hockey sticks, he flat-lined. MEDIC!”
Photos: Splash News, WENN
i LOVE her body. and i want to abuse it
It sometimes bothers me when a woman is doing a man’s job.
Just look at how she’s touching herself.
she’s hot!! what do ya say? huh?
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i’ve seen taco meat less greasy and brown.
I don’t know who she is. I don’t know who she is!!! I thought she took out trash!!!
Classy outfit for the Pumpkin Patch.
looking sexy as FUCK Traci.
As I used to say in college as I took another sorority chick home,
“Dont hate the playa, hate the game”
Odd, I thought I recalled her being a bit more classy. Kinda surprised to see her doing the aging porn star thing. I also don’t remember her face being so masculine but I think the nips and tucks are responsible for that. In any case, yeah I hit that twice sideways. just sayin…
I can smell her from here…
that is the most hideous dress i have ever seen.
Imma throw dat bitch in my white Suburban and TAP DAT AZZZ!!!
Just cuz I’m outta bullets don’t mean I’m outta bullets, no’m sayin?
The vocational skill of pushing your (fake) tits together is a highly important skill in today’s economy. Here’s my dollar, now do it again!
She looks more tranny than Fergie. I would need many shots to contemplate hitting that at closing time.
Now THAT’S a hole!
I will vote for that pair to run the country..
Reminds me of two big mounds of mashed potatoes covered in gravy…mmmmm….dayam, I miss KFC already!
WARNING!!!
I heard rumors from a quite reliable source that she is seeking hot guys at
___MatchRich.C o M___the wealthy and the beauty mingle. Is he looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? who knows!
Wasn’t it Kelly Osbourne’s birthday yesterday?
No post?
What’d they do?
Que perra mas rica, dos palabras sobo ruso (meter la verga entre las tetas)
Id rather go to matchrich.com and let my pc get a virus than see her in a freaking gown…
Somebody put a leash on this coon. She may have straightened her hair, but her pubes still feel like steel wool. Plus all darkies smell like ass grease. It’s something in their blood, sicle cell aroma or something….
I’m just wondering how all the McCainiacs out there feel about what the latest polls are showing.
Hey, all you racist, rightwing, redneck retards: How do you feel about the fact that your next president is a black man?
Can you pull your head out of Palin’s cooter long enough to answer that question?
I actually feel sorry for no talent worthless big implant whores because they will eventually get old and we will have to support them through the welfare system.
Typical Obama voter.
Why is “DuckFace” suddenly becoming so common a look for aging women trying to grasp the last vestiges of fuckability by having bags of gunk stuffed under their skin?
“How do you feel about the fact that your next president is a black man?”
Obama is about as black as Dick Cheney.
Ok, why the hell does she say she’s black? She looks very Filipino.
Oh please, enough with the “black president” taunts.
We all know that blacks in America were expecting the first black president to be a real deal, descended-from-slaves, multi-generational black man, not this half-breed mutt with the white hippie mom and the inseminate-and-gone Kenyan dad.
Ironically, the true, dreamed-about first black president would be named Barry, not Barack.
All this proves is that the civil rights leaders, from MLK and Malcolm X down to Jesse Jackson and then way down to Al Sharpton, belong to a long-corrupted and bankrupt ideology. Mr. Hussein Obama has nothing in common with them, and that’s why he’s going to be elected.*
*maybe; it’s entirely possible that the election will blow up, since Republicans would like nothing better than to tarnish the inevitable Obama victory.
Hey Fish, going to do anything to fix the forums? They’re totally fucked right now.
I just think it’s weird that we’ll be electing something that sounds like what happens when you race to the toilet to unleash a big one: Brrrraaaaaapppp O-BAMA.
Can you imagine if you brought your child to this pumpkin place?
“Mommy, what is that lady doing?”
@30, she is showing all the little girls what you can do with a couple of large pumpkins..
I wonder what people like Oprah and P-Diddy (or whatever the hell is name is now) will think of Barry Hussein when he takes their wealth “to spread it around”. I don’t care what a persons color is, a socialist is a socialist. McCain is just a liberal.
Want to know what hypocrosy is? That “Joe the Plummer” was investigated from the offices of the Ohio Democratic Party. Hmm, official governemnt computers used to investigate an average citizen. Isn’t that what the Dem’s have railed against the Republican Bush administration about? Only this average citizen happened to ask Barry Hussein about his redistribution of wealth and raising his taxes.
@31 LOL
more like “popping out” a lot lately!
Anybody who actually believes that Obama’s fundamentally classically-conservative tax plan is “socialist” is a motherfucking retard who knows less about politics than can be squeezed into a thimble. Obama is a centerist, not a liberal, and McCain is a pretty classical conservative, although he makes far, far, far too many concessions to the fucking whackjob base that’s taken over the GOP.
look at pic 6… she’s a man, baby!
McCain wanted to give amnesty to millions of illegal immagrants. There is nothing conservative about that. Obama wants to give illegals the right to vote. That is liberal to the core.
She had me at full mast til I saw that carp mouth on the last pic.
McCain can’t control his own campaign. Palin is preparing the groundwork for her political future, presuming that McCain will lose and saying whatever she wants to say whether it conflicts with McCain’s positions or not. And she’s doing it right under his nose, he can’t control her at all. Truly, nobody is listening to McCain anymore – not the “Republican base”, not the people who run his campaign, and certainly not the people who are now running Palin’s campaign. This is not quite as severe as what happened to Bob Dole, but it’s the same type of thing: a respected senator with tons of experience becomes roadkill during a frenetic national presidential campaign in the era of 24 hour cable news and the internet. Both McCain and Dole were simply too old and too slow to keep up, much less to control things. I can understand voting for McCain as an anti-Obama vote, but I can’t understand a pro-McCain vote. Maybe in 2000 he could have done the job, but certainly not now.
Did anyone notice she looks like a drag queen in the last picture???
Would sticking the flag in your cooch be considered un-patriotic?
Wait is there a stach in one of these photos? second one second row. wtf
a reality to win a reality? hahahaha ftw!
Blah blah blah policy blah blah blah positions blah blah blah liberal blah blah blah conservative blah blah blah.
It’s a beauty pageant. We’ll vote for the person who we like the most. This time, their positions are completely irrelevant. By January 20, 2009, when the winner is inaugurated, the financial/credit/mortgage crisis will be in a completely different phase, and the economy will be in a severe recession after everybody decides to be super-cheap this Christmas. Unemployment will be skyrocketing. If the winter weather is bad and oil prices spike up again, heating costs will be brutal. Nothing the two candidates are saying now will be relevant. So feel free to pick whoever turns you on, because the details don’t matter one bit.
Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
@7 hahahahaha!! You are such a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This girl has a face like a partially deflated football. I’d say the surgery was not completely successful.
Neither Obama or McCain inspires me – but while I fear a Democratic White House and a Congress controlled by the Dems, I fear another 4 – 8 or gridlock even more.
Let’s give the Irish lad from Illinois a chance..
Neither Obama or McCain inspires me – but while I fear a Democratic White House and a Congress controlled by the Dems, I fear another 4 – 8 of gridlock even more.
Let’s give the Irish lad from Illinois a chance..
#44
I’m voting for Obama for his policies and yes I admit he is hot but I’m voting based on policies.