Traci Bingham is ‘Deputy I Have Nothing to Offer Society But My Chest’

Here’s Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that’s right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn’t win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really going after the stories nobody else would cover. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to cover something about an “economies.” I’m not exactly sure what that is, but apparently it’s in bad shape and somebody’s got to report about it!

NOTE: Digging the headlines? I can do this all day. And by can I mean I am. WHEE!*

*Brought to you by sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and whatever the hell’s in these Pixie Sticks I just snorted.