Traci Bingham is ‘Deputy I Have Nothing to Offer Society But My Chest’

October 31st, 2008 // 33 Comments

Here’s Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that’s right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn’t win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really going after the stories nobody else would cover. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to cover something about an “economies.” I’m not exactly sure what that is, but apparently it’s in bad shape and somebody’s got to report about it!

NOTE: Digging the headlines? I can do this all day. And by can I mean I am. WHEE!*

*Brought to you by sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and whatever the hell’s in these Pixie Sticks I just snorted.


  1. Well, by golly there’s a lot of tittage on the site tonight (or today for those of ye over the pond).

    Can I just say TCLTC? Because no one’s mentioned it for a while.

  2. Que

    Que you dont say?

  3. Well, by golly there’s a lot of tittage on the site tonight (or today for those of ye over the pond).

    Can I just say TCLTC? Because no one’s mentioned it for a while.

  4. p0nk

    she even has the authentic cop moustache.

  5. Oh and now lookee, I posted twice. Dang. But what in the hell are those things on her face? Slugs?

  6. p0nk

    ’tis ok Amber, that can never be said too much.

  7. Why p0nk, I apologise. There was me thinking it hadn’t been said for too long and what did I find amongst the white noise a few pages back but one loan clarion call of… TCLTC. It shone like a beacon amongst the incoherent ramblings of the many who know so little.

    Let’s say it again, with feeling: TCLTC, TCLTC, TC TC TC TC TCLTC, olé!

  8. Man, lots of slutty public servant costumes this year. God bless Halloween

  9. lone even. Damn it damn it damn it. I didn’t want to be the solitary poster scribbling away beneath Traci Bingham’s norks.

  10. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    My wife has an outfit very similar to this. But without the fake tits and mustache. She isn’t going to where it tonight when she takes the kids go trick-or-treating. But after they pass out from their sugar let-down…

  11. God Bless fishnets!

  12. flabergast

    damn shes got an ugly as hell face…. but an awesome Rack so brown bag that shit

  13. PunkA

    Taci Biggums, Kimmy Kardaskank, Mariah Slutty and that stupid blonde bimbo. 4 posts in a row about people no one cares about. C’mon Fish, give us some good stuff. Not these D-level wanna be celebs.

  14. Dan

    Master chief! I salut you!

  15. p0nk

    i try, amber.
    no need to apologize. between the spammers and trolls, there’s too much crap to filter through to find every worthwhile comment.

  16. flabergast

    the photos don’t show up at all, its been fucked up like that for like a week or more!

  17. mink

    at least she’s skinny, but why wouldn’t she wax that face? this is lame, now I’m just waiting for pics of Eva Mendes and Scary Spice looking like tranny messes. how disappointing

  18. Are you sure it’s not really a man? Maybe it’s a dude dressed up like Traci dressed up like a sleazy cop or something. I mean, after all, those tits look fake…

  19. Thigh Highs

    The “sexy” costumes of last year are definitely out this year…everyone just looks so trashy nowadays.

  20. tp

    It looks like she has a hot dog on her top lip.

  21. Dr

    ALL she needs to offer is that chest! Hot.

  22. Sport

    All the desperate fringe celebs trash it up for attention.
    Its not a cop outfit its a look-at-me-hooker-with-a-badge outfit.

  23. bho

    ome of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

  24. Sicko

    What more could you ask for but those tits? BTW – she looked much better before she fucked up her lips

  25. freddo

    When did it come to pass that the only thing women can think of for a costume is ‘whore’?
    No wonder the world is turning into a fucking shit-hole.

  26. KOT

    Hot damn! She’s fucking hot!

  27. ZZ Top

    What the fuck is up with that ginormously bizarre mouth of hers??? She is nasty crusty and creepy!

    100% Skank!

    I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole!!! Unless I have condoms of course!

  28. Rob

    You call that “hot”?!?!?

    Don’t get out much around real live people, do you? Shut in much?

  29. t

    She’s nothing butt a fuck bag. Nothing more.

  30. missywissy

    Sexy costumes. Boring.

  31. be sure: THAT’S ENOUGH, sweety!!

  32. KOT

    Rob … I guess you think Hillary Clinton is hot!?

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