About 300 people showed up to Tori Spelling’s yard sale over the weekend which resulted in traffic jams and angry neighbors when camera crews blocked the road. Included in the sale were wine glasses, paintings, lingerie, roller skates, a rubber duck, and even a plastic Starbucks mug with a smear of Tori’s lipstick which sold for $25. Worst investment I’ve ever made? No, that honor would go to the $7,000 time machine I bought off eBay.
Tori Spelling’s yard sale is a success
December 11th, 2006 // 46 Comments
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pinto | December 11, 2006 at 8:05 am
I’ll bet that lipstick smear wraps all the way around the mug.
Gross.
jojo | December 11, 2006 at 8:08 am
I went…she had an awesome lemonade stand at the end of the driveway. It was only 25 cents for one of those big dixie cups. I also bought some hand crocheted doilies for my coffee table.
VeryLiberating.com | December 11, 2006 at 8:10 am
Haha, she’s so lame.
http://www.veryliberating.com
Boodlelicious | December 11, 2006 at 8:10 am
I wonder how much of this stuff is going to end up on Ebay this week…Just in time for christmas…I know I’m hoping for the used cup!!
fearsarewishes | December 11, 2006 at 8:10 am
Lingerie? Ms. Spelling was selling her old dwear? That makes me feel funny.
crabbie | December 11, 2006 at 8:10 am
Were any of her previous faces on-sale?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
killeristic | December 11, 2006 at 8:11 am
woah! this is first time im in the top 10. haha!
killeristic | December 11, 2006 at 8:12 am
and. can i hv that pair of red hot and stinking g-strings?
JuniorLeaguer | December 11, 2006 at 8:15 am
What is wrong with this girl?
Binky | December 11, 2006 at 8:16 am
I got a couple of old implants for my mom to use at Aquasizes. (Yes they can stuff stockings as well)
RichPort | December 11, 2006 at 8:18 am
In other news, home values in the area rose expontially, as word of her impending departure circulated.
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 8:20 am
I’d heard that her home was “modest”, but look @ that shack. Lass must really be picking the pocket lint these days. Eyes-too-close-together McDermot must be broke as well, considering the monthly $$ he pays out to his ex, and does the loser even work?
I’d even heard that a “gently-used-by-Tori” lip balm sold for $1.00 @ this recent yard sale.
OK… the buyer WAS me… but back to trashing the goldfish googly-eyed canyon chest…
CelebSlam.com | December 11, 2006 at 8:21 am
Now she can pay bills for another month
http://www.celebslam.com
Tracie | December 11, 2006 at 8:29 am
#12, They don’t even OWN that shack…..She and Dean RENT! Gah, how soon after she gives birth before she turns to porn?
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 8:30 am
#4… Funny you should mention that; the e-bay thing.
My cousin was actually @ this sale and managed to wrangle a black-lace bikini panty from a 350 lb woman. His full intention is to scrape the love-gum from the crotch, bag it and sell it on on e-bay.
As for the panties themselves… he will launder and maintain for his new girlfriend, who is a svelte size 2.
EJ | December 11, 2006 at 8:37 am
Only 300 people and that sale was advertised nationally? That SUCKS. We used to put up shitty cardboard signs and put an ad in The Thrifty Nickel and we’d get AT LEAST that many shoppers.
Clearly, Tori’s frightening visage hurt the consumer turnout.
PapaHotNuts | December 11, 2006 at 8:40 am
I wonder if she had to get a special animal permit to display her disgusting horse-face.
HollywoodSnark | December 11, 2006 at 8:48 am
One question – did she sell that kind of weird looking chihuahua that I saw in some of the promotional pictures?
Oh wait….on second glance, that was Tori Spelling! – http://hollywoodsnark.com
Tracie | December 11, 2006 at 8:52 am
#16 ???
“With news helicopters hovering above and a phalanx of TV cameras and paparazzi camped outside, Tori Spelling — 33, and six months pregnant with her first child — opened the doors to her $4,000-a-month RENTAL house to anyone willing to surrender their cell phone and camera at the door for a chance to buy anything from used Sephora lip gloss and nail polish to vintage Louis Vuitton luggage.”
Italian Stallion | December 11, 2006 at 9:05 am
@18 I bought a really nice diamond-encrusted-saddle for 100 bucks. Now the ladies can ride Stallion in style. She told me she got it for Christmas last year…………
JennSmith | December 11, 2006 at 9:15 am
Whoever wrote this news article made a mistake. My friend attending this yard sale and there was a 2 HOUR wait to get in.
There was more like 3000 people who showed up.
enfilade | December 11, 2006 at 9:16 am
She’ll be working at starbucks soon.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
JennSmith | December 11, 2006 at 9:20 am
Also… Tori herself was bargaining with fans. My friend said it was a sight to see. Tori was not about to come down on a price. She was sitting there helping some lady price items.
There was a white hanger for sale that said the word “Tori” and they wanted $50 for it. My friend overheard the lady pricing things say “well, on Ebay it’s going for $50″
The lady who was helping Tori sell stuff said anything that wasn’t sold would go on Ebay.
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:27 am
Seriously… she got diddly-squat from papa, except for his melting-wax eyes and eagle schnoz (which she’s since had re-shaped thrice).
Sad.
Randy got all the gaudy baubles. And since he is flamboyantly gay, he is over the moon.
Rich From Your Home | December 11, 2006 at 9:29 am
Ha, ha, ha! Who cares? She’s a has been. Plus, her tits are super ugly. Ugh.
86 | December 11, 2006 at 9:33 am
Has she even worked since 90210?????
fearsarewishes | December 11, 2006 at 9:33 am
#24
KEWL!
Tits_McGhee | December 11, 2006 at 9:45 am
…Yet everything else in Tori’s life is a disaster. But hey – I define success as having a GREAT yeard sale. Fuck my family, fuck earning money, fuck being happy. If you can pull off a good yard sale, especially in Beverly Hills, then by God you have made a name of yourself.
DrunkBlogger | December 11, 2006 at 9:47 am
Only 300 showed up? By the way superficial. I would like to say, this is the most interesting story you have ever posted.
http://www.celebrityworshipchurch.com
ch474 | December 11, 2006 at 9:56 am
#14
After? Silly fool, she’s going one now. Aren’t you Tori? Oh sorry, she can’t talk now, she has a mouth full of me.
I’ll do anything, er anyone, for money.
Spindoc | December 11, 2006 at 10:09 am
#6 LOL!!!!!
As for her gay brother, you’d think he would be cool to her and give her some money since she made the movie “Trick”
Then again, he was probably pissed that she didn’t cast him in it….word was, he acted too gay to play gay onscreen.
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 10:15 am
YAY! Now she can fix that fucking nose with the proceeds.
Jenster | December 11, 2006 at 11:19 am
are you kidding me?
look at that tool shed they live in.
hahhaa candy spelling is my new hero.
Team Candy.
yardgraffiti | December 11, 2006 at 12:29 pm
i can’t believe people actually went and bought stuff from her. Now if she was selling those Beverly Hills 90210 dvds or posters or any memorblias, maybe. how lame are people.
andrewthezeppo | December 11, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I hope Candy Spelling showed up fanning herself with thousand dollar bills and laughing.
LL | December 11, 2006 at 12:57 pm
K, I actually sorta like that show she did on E. It was funny. It made her mom look sorta like a clueless bitch, and I have to say I don’t doubt that one bit (that her mom is sort of a clueless bitch).
If I absolutely have to choose between her and her gift-wrapping-room-having mom, I choose Tori. I’m not a member of the fan club or anything, but still…
Team Tori
HolisticWisdomcom | December 11, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Did you have to put crystals in your time machine? I heard those shock your balls as you try to yell out to cut the power, but you can barely get it out due to the voltage running through you. I should know it happened to my Uncle Rico! ;-)
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Boogie Monster | December 11, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Times must be tough for old Tori. Wine glasses and paintings are totally acceptable items to put into a yard sale but lingerie and rubber duckies??? That
fame is funny | December 11, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Maybe now she can finally afford that personality she’s always wanted.
Convent Girl | December 11, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Yaaaaaaaaawwwwn….Quel boring
Praz | December 12, 2006 at 8:44 am
If the time machine was such a poor investment, why don’t you use it to go back in time and undo your bid on eBay? Duh.
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 11:55 am
I never thought I’d live to see the day that I was actually more well-off than Tori Spelling.
nychag | December 12, 2006 at 2:50 pm
that’s a tiny house for the daughter of aaron spelling.
she’s dirt poor. needs to get a job.
300 ppl? not very popular.
daddy didn’t carry her too far. are you listening paris?
female canuck | December 13, 2006 at 9:14 am
Lingerie?
I’ve just thrown out a little bit in my mouth.
xox
canuck
p.s. Do wonder if they came with her boobs.
female canuck | December 13, 2006 at 9:15 am
…and right after I threw OUT, I threw *up*.
sigh
canuck
HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 11:05 am
lol, who the hell would buy her lingerie?!?