Tori Spelling’s cervix dilated, birthlarity ensued

June 9th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Tori Spelling gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Her name is Stella Doreen McDermott. She’s the second child for Tori and husband Dean McDermott. The couple have a son one-year-old Liam Aaron. People reports:

Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p.m. in a Los Angeles hospital via C-section. She weighed 6 lbs., 8 oz. and was 19 3/4 inches long, a rep for Spelling says.

Kudos to Tori for A.) constantly being out in public so I have recent pics (She loves that ice cream.) and B.) not pulling some cheap publicity stunt where you announce the birth and kid’s name separately. Tori was all BAM! Baby popped out and BOOM! Here’s the name. I’m telling you, she freakin’ ninja kicked the whole celeb birthing process. Take note, Angelina Jolie. And you too, Gwen Stefani. I see that belly. Don’t be popping that mucus plug and playing games with me, sister.

The Superficial congratulates Tori and Dean on their bundle of joy. Best wishes.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. I will say, all that time in the pen did wonders for your vocabulary and grammar damnYELL. I mean, shit, you obviously fooled the parole board. No longer do you loiter at “da lie-berry”, you actually do go to the “library” like the rest of us… and who says prison don’t rebahilitate an’ sheet?

    I remember your first post… like it was yesterday… all caps, yelling at some “craka” for not thinking Beyonce was attractive… aaaahhhhh… mammories…

  2. Um...

    Danyell? You really shouldn’t post your picture on the web sweetie. Not flattering.

  3. @51. Actually, the poster on that Beyonce thread called her derogatory names that referred to zoo animals. I simply stated that the idiot was racist. Then I get bashed with derogatory words as if I was in the wrong.

    So, you can leave out all the details if you want to, I still have the chat scripts saved on my computer douchey la douche.

  4. put that mug away

    Danielle, DamnYell, whatever your name is – have you looked in a mirror lately????

  5. OMG

    Ok enough is enough. i started to notice this about a month ago and it’s been bad for a while but the headline on this post actually gave me douche chills. please stop trying to be funny on every post cuz it’s not working. hire a new writer if you must but seriously it’s making me cringe when i read them.

  6. jesus wept

    33. danielle – January 31, 2007 11:02 AM

    …hell, you’d open up for the mail man if her offered your fugly ass a hotdog. Cheap slut.

    Dayum! Another insult that just…lay there and whimpered. Not unlike yo’ momma on rent day after the landlord came to collect. The mailman? Hotdogs? Do these two go together? No. I rest my case. You want other “evidence” of your past activities, go watch Law and Fucking Order, I’m too busy to play DA on your ass.

  7. jesus wept

    33. danielle – January 31, 2007 11:02 AM

    …hell, you’d open up for the mail man if her offered your fugly ass a hotdog. Cheap slut.

    Dayum! Another insult that just…lay there and whimpered. Not unlike yo’ momma on rent day after the landlord came to collect. The mailman? Hotdogs? Do these two go together? No. I rest my case. You want other “evidence” of your past activities, go watch Law and Fucking Order, I’m too busy to play DA on your ass.

  8. agree

    She looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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  9. justifiable

    #58 I’m wondering what kind of death you’re looking for on this site.

  10. Jeans

    Did anyone else notice that Tori;’s husband, Dean, has his townails painted?!?!?! WTF!!!!

  11. Ian Zeiring

    Last week, here in Los Angeles, some butt-munch (probably Tori’s husband) actually paid a sky-writing plane to curse the skies over Hollywood with stupid messages such as; “Welcome Home Tori and Dean” and “Tori and Dean Forever.”

    Can you believe that crap?

  12. Ted from LA

    Number 30. That is the sweetest thing a stranger has ever typed to me. You made my day.

  13. MEL

    ARE HIS TOENAILS PAINTED?

  14. MEL

    ARE HIS TOENAILS PAINTED?

  15. MEL

    ARE HIS TOENAILS PAINTED?

  16. #60 – Well would ya looky there… you’re right!!! You have the eyes of an eagle, I tell ya.

  17. It’s really a GIGANTIC SHAME of AMERICA that this MONGOL is on the gossip-sites and magazines!!

  18. TORI SUCKS

    TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
    UGLY HORSE FACE
    HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
    NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

    TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
    UGLY HORSE FACE
    HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
    NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

    TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
    UGLY HORSE FACE
    HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
    NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

    TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
    UGLY HORSE FACE
    HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
    NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

    TORI IS A HOMEWRECKER
    UGLY HORSE FACE
    HORRIBLE BIG SAGGY BREAST IMPLANTS
    NO TALENT WORTHLESS MEDIA WHORE

  19. My Penis

    Stella Artois?

  20. Jennifer Hammond

    Yet another celeb who is too posh to push. Why did she need a c-section? Let me guess the good ol “I was too tiny to deliver naturally” excuse . I guess she was afraid pushing her out woud have made Dean leave her for a tighter hole like he left his wife for her. The whole everyone having a c-section for their own convenience and fear of a little pain is getting ridiculous. Hopefully her scar will get an infection and she ‘ll regret it.

  21. Nathan

    Mucus plug; it’s yucky because it’s true.

  22. Randal

    My how you’ve grown into the woman you’ve become since your first stardom days of 90210. Your second season really brought you to the front of the entertainment industry.

    Such charm you held as a teenager has continued to shine into your adulthood. I am so happy for you Tori! Congratulations!

    Randal

  23. JJ

    I remember when Tori would deny having breast implants back in her 90210 days. Too bad Tori got ugly saggy hard big breast implants because her original breasts were actually a nice size.

  24. Ms. Whiplash

    Ted from LA, happy to have passed on a warm fuzzy to you. I’ve been reading this site for quite awhile, and your comments are always intelligent and generally respectful to most people. I’m sure your Mom would be proud. Just don’t pull back the curtain to reveal you’re actually a girl or something. That might break my poor heart! Cheers!

  25. Lola

    all these celebrities who have c-sections rather than having normal vaginal delivery are doing it for one reason only, they’re all infested with std’s….. so it’s not wise to deliver vaginally as the disease might spread to the child…. dirty dirty nasty filthy whores fucking anything and everything….. christina, britney, tori, j-lo and even that home wrecking bug eye mistake of a human being bitch angelina jolie…. all disease carrying skanks

  26. Taylor

    The REALLY REALLY HEARTBREAKING part of all this is that “I’ll marry anyone or anything if they are THAT rich” Daddy Dean has a firstborn OTHER son named Jack and you NEVER ever hear or see him giving that child one tiny drop of attention or affection……..awful, just awful……..

  27. Jackson

    I hate Tori’s ugly breast implants and I hate Kim Kardaskanks big fat loose cellulite ass too!

  28. Kasey

    Wow – no one elects a c-section with ease. Why all the hater? I think the doctors know what they are doing people. geeez. she’s lovely and you are all jealous.

  29. justifiable

    #78 She probably had a C-section because her first kid was also born that way. But she’s so annoying, such a bad actress, and a colossal self-centered bitch of a homewrecker (yeah, Dean helped) that if I wanna think of her deliberately vegging out on the delivery table and taking the easy way out, I damn well will.

  30. she had a c section her cervix is fine

  31. THAT_GIRL_JENN

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    HOW DID SHE LAND A GOOD LOOKING GUY??????

    SHE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE UGLIEST CELEBRITIES. REALLY
    HAS ANYONE LOOKED AT HER FACE?

    ALL THAT MONEY SHE HAS AND SHE STILL CAN’T LOOK PRETTY HOW SAD!

    ****************************************************************************

  32. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    *************************************************************************

    HOW DID SHE LAND A GOOD LOOKING GUY??????

    SHE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE UGLIEST CELEBRITIES. REALLY
    HAS ANYONE LOOKED AT HER FACE?

    ALL THAT MONEY SHE HAS AND SHE STILL CAN’T LOOK PRETTY HOW SAD!

    ****************************************************************************

  33. Chupacabra

    HE’S A MONEY-GRUBBING GOLD DIGGER. HE LEFT HIS PREGNANT EX WIFE FOR THIS…GRASSHOPPER LOOKING DOWN SYNDROME. HER MOTHER IS A GOLD DIGGER WHO MARRIED AARON SPELLING.

    THE NEW HUSBAND DIDN’T FIND OUT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE THAT HE WASN’T GETTING ANY OF AARON’S SPELLING’S MONEY. NOW HE’S STUCK WITH AN UGLY KID THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE AARON SPELLING AND HIS UGLY ASSED SON THAN HIM, PLUS ANOTHER ON THE WAY? JUST LIKE TORI TO TRAP THE ONLY MAN THAT EVER FEIGNED INTEREST IN “JUST HER” AND NOT HER MONEY. RIIIIGHT.

  34. lambman

    I still kinda like Tori, she was pretty charming in House of Yes and so NoTorious was acutally pretty amusing, with Sylar being a gay persian and all

  35. Jenna

    WHAT AN UGLY FAMILY….. THE DUDE IS UGLY AND NEEDS TO NEVER SMLE AGAIN….. HE LOOKS LIKE A REDNECK HILBILLY CHILD RAPIST….. THE LITTLE BOY IS FREAKING UGLY AND LOOKS RETARDED….. HE’S SO UGLY JUST LIKE IT’S PARENTS…. AND TORI, OH MY GOD, IF YOUR OWN MOTHER CALLS YOU UGLY AND CAN’T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU, THEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE WORLD TO THINK OF YOU? YOUR OWN FATHER PUT YOU IN HIS SHOW AND GAVE YOU THE PART OF AN AIRHEAD IDIOT….. COME ON, YOU DIDN’T GET THE HINT????? OK HERE IT IS TORI, YOU’RE A BITCH AND YOU’RE DISGUSTINGLY UGLY….. YOU’RE WALKING PROOF THAT MONEY WILL NOT BUY YOU ANYTHING OR MAKE YOU APPEALING TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS…. CUZ YOU HAD ALOT OF MONEY AND ALL YOU COULD GET WAS A LOPSIDED BOOB JOB……. YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHAT-SO-EVER…… YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOWED A COCONUT…… YOUR BODY IS JUST NASTY….. YOU PICKED THE RIGHT HUSBAND AND I DON’T THINK HE’S A GOLD DIGGER AT ALL, HE’S TOO STUPID TO BE ONE….. TORI HAS NO MONEY SO THERE’S NOTHING FOR HIM TO DIG FOR OR TRY TO USE HER FOR…… UGLY UGLY FAMILY….. PLEASE KEEP YOUR SON OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT, HE’S JUST SO UGLY AND OFFENSIVE TO EVERYONE….. AND YOU NEED TO STAY OUT THE SPOLIGHT ALSO….. I’M SURE THE NEW THING YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO IS GOING TO BE JUST AS UGLY AS THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY…. UGH!!!!!

  36. Jake K

    Yeah, the toenail polish is something else! I’ve tried it and it ROCKS! I think Dean may be on to something. My wife’s nuts about it too (and that’s an even better reason to wear it)!

  37. monica buck

    You guys suck! You are all a bunch of JEALOUS PATHETIC SHIT TALKING LOSERS! OMG you all disgust me!! Look in the mirror before you judge other people. SCUMBAGS!

  38. monica buck

    You guys suck! You are all a bunch of JEALOUS PATHETIC SHIT TALKING LOSERS! OMG you all disgust me!! Look in the mirror before you judge other people. SCUMBAGS!

  39. alison

    tori spelling is so ugly, and i think deep down she knows it. no matter how she does her hair, no matter how she does her make-up, she still is completely ugly. even when she was a little girl she was ugly. her kids are cute to me though, they got their daddy’s genes. TORI: dean will cheat on you one day. you get uglier and uglier, and eventually he wont be able to stand looking at your ugly jaw. And another thing. Dont smile. you look worse when you smile.

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