Tori Spelling gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Her name is Stella Doreen McDermott. She’s the second child for Tori and husband Dean McDermott. The couple have a son one-year-old Liam Aaron. People reports:
Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p.m. in a Los Angeles hospital via C-section. She weighed 6 lbs., 8 oz. and was 19 3/4 inches long, a rep for Spelling says.
Kudos to Tori for A.) constantly being out in public so I have recent pics (She loves that ice cream.) and B.) not pulling some cheap publicity stunt where you announce the birth and kid’s name separately. Tori was all BAM! Baby popped out and BOOM! Here’s the name. I’m telling you, she freakin’ ninja kicked the whole celeb birthing process. Take note, Angelina Jolie. And you too, Gwen Stefani. I see that belly. Don’t be popping that mucus plug and playing games with me, sister.
The Superficial congratulates Tori and Dean on their bundle of joy. Best wishes.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 10, 2008 at 8:58 am
All the money in the world can’t stop a horse from saying neeeeeeeeeeeiggh…
ph7 | June 10, 2008 at 9:01 am
All the money in the world can’t change your ugly genes.
julie | June 10, 2008 at 9:03 am
umm OKAY why the hell are his nails chocolate brown?! do they get their nails done together? lol.
kristen | June 10, 2008 at 9:04 am
Wait one second, forget the baby…..does that dude have on toe nail polish??!! WTF!
cemlaw | June 10, 2008 at 9:05 am
um why are that dude’s toenails polished? And why does Tori look like she a peener in one of those pics??
cemlaw | June 10, 2008 at 9:06 am
we’re all thinking a like today!
And it is pic 5 that looks like she has a peener.
Mandy | June 10, 2008 at 9:19 am
Oh she’s only famous cause of her dad!!! She’s sooo not worth it!
Jrz | June 10, 2008 at 9:20 am
How big are the child’s breat implants?
Ssrn53 | June 10, 2008 at 9:26 am
This is what the country is coming to. Men painting their damn toe nails and displaying them like fags. He probably wears panties. Crazy.
RichPort | June 10, 2008 at 9:26 am
I liked her better when she played the dumb kid on 90210 who had a learning disability… back when they pretended drinking and driving were evils sins…
Oh fuck you, you used to watch the show too… and 21 Jump Street…
Mandy | June 10, 2008 at 9:29 am
@10, no kidding, but lets be honest here, has she even done anything remotely interresting since? NOPE!! D LISTED!
noneyobeezwax | June 10, 2008 at 9:47 am
christ all fucking mighty, save some ice cream for the starving kids in africa you fucking sow.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 10, 2008 at 9:49 am
I didn’t say she was interesting back then either, though I do remember thinking how charitable it was of Aaron Spelling to let his Down’s Syndrome afflicted daughter act like a real person without drooling on itself, er… I mean herself…
Auntie Kryst | June 10, 2008 at 9:52 am
6 pounds, 8 ounces, really?? Maybe on the moon. Her stomache looks fucking huge.
havoc | June 10, 2008 at 9:53 am
Damn, I could have gone all day without that….
She’s actually uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Lola | June 10, 2008 at 9:55 am
OMG this “thing” is beyond ugly…. Ugh, look at her face? And her boobs. WOW… And God forgive me for saying this but her son is just as ugly as the both of them and I pray their new bundle of crap doesn’t inherit any looks from either parents… Tori, you need to stop pretending that you’re famous and just get a job working at Walmart to support your trailer trash family
Choocher | June 10, 2008 at 10:01 am
I gotta luv the skin funnel between her lobsided no-fun bags, perfect for holding matzoh balls while McDurnit pounds away.
Forrest Fordutreese | June 10, 2008 at 10:02 am
#16 Lola that’s pretty low making fun of a baby’s looks…Whoa never mind, I take that back…yeesh.
grobpilot | June 10, 2008 at 10:05 am
The word is spelled “dilated”. Leave out that first “a”. Just trying to make you a better wordsmith. You’re welcome.
grobpilot | June 10, 2008 at 10:08 am
Mmm…….mucus plug…..
veggi | June 10, 2008 at 10:14 am
In her current state, she’s hotter and tighter than any chick Jimbo’s had.
Jimbo | June 10, 2008 at 10:26 am
@21 How do you know Veggi troll?
Ted from LA | June 10, 2008 at 10:36 am
STELLA!!!! STELLA!!!!!!!!! I could’a been a contender. I could’a been somebody.
Jojack | June 10, 2008 at 10:42 am
“The Superficial congratulates Tori and Dean on their bundle of joy. Best wishes.”
Huh? Why so warm and fuzzy on this useless non-celeb. Why aren’t you making fun of her? Ohhhhh…their reality show has a giant banner ad at the top of the site.
That’s disappointing.
General Tao | June 10, 2008 at 10:44 am
The saddest thing is that he actually left a normal looking woman for this lopsided tranny.
English Bob | June 10, 2008 at 10:46 am
She is one ugly bitch, always was and always will be. Who cares if she’s just had a kid ??? My neighbours Aunts best friends daughters workmate just had a kid and you don’t see her getting any publicity. C’mon SFW give us some more pics of Cora Skinner or i’ll send round the boys, know what i mean…..!!?
Melissa | June 10, 2008 at 10:47 am
I absolutely *heart* the name Stella!
Auntie Kryst | June 10, 2008 at 10:53 am
@23 Ted, have you Named a Waterfront Streetcar Desire??
Danielle™ | June 10, 2008 at 10:55 am
If they were ever to make a sequel to ET…she would be perfect for the title role.
Ms. Whiplash | June 10, 2008 at 10:59 am
Ted from LA, don’t take this the wrong way, but I think I have a computer crush on you. I’m no crazy internet stalker, you just never fail to make me laugh. And I suspect that you actually don’t hate women, unlike most of the misogynists around here. Have a nice day!!
Lol | June 10, 2008 at 11:09 am
Pfft. Her cervix never even dilated. This was a planned C-section.
RichPort | June 10, 2008 at 11:12 am
#29 – Danny? I always knew it… what did your family say, you know, about being down low and shit? That said, you better try harder… even Tori Swelling up there is visually female.
Danielle™ | June 10, 2008 at 11:17 am
@32. What the hell are you talking about dishrag??
Did you accidently put bleach in your cereal instead of milk this morning?
Gia | June 10, 2008 at 11:18 am
I hate Tori and her husband Dean. Tori slept with her husband the first day they met knowing he was married and had 2 kids and one was an adopted baby. Now Dean lives in the USA and his kids live in Canada which means they lost their father due to the distance. Dean’s first wife is an attractive and talented TV personality and Tori is an ugly horse face no talent worthless media whore and has the ugliest saggiest big hard breast implants in Hollywood. Tori deserves to be ugly and have a horrible boob job. Tori and Dean deserve each other. Tori also gained too much weight during pregnancy and I hope she gets saddle bags. Tori is only famous because she had a talented and very successful producer dad.
RichPort | June 10, 2008 at 11:24 am
Bleach? HAHAHAHAHAHA…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
I do love the stereotypical nylon braids… I know, I know…. it’s YOUR hair… you paid for it…
SurroundedByFools | June 10, 2008 at 11:26 am
Why oh why do these effing fat cow pregger bitches think they have to show off their effing fat cow butt ugly bodies including the outie? No shame whatsoever. Keep it under wraps piggies.
justifiable | June 10, 2008 at 11:27 am
Please, bitch had a scheduled C-section, you wish she actually had to do some work. The kid came out like a slice of toast.
superficial gag reflex | June 10, 2008 at 11:30 am
Speaking of mucus plugs, click on #29′s link….bitch, puhleeeeze!!!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 10, 2008 at 11:31 am
If Tori Spelling has a stroke, it should finally straighten out her face.
justifiable | June 10, 2008 at 11:37 am
#43 Amen, her husband is a grade-A number one tool. But you left out that he and his first wife were in the PROCESS of adoption when he broke the news that after 3 weeks after meeting her he’d decided Tori was his soul mate and he was bailing, leaving his wife to adopt the kid on her own. She actually had a lucky escape not having him for a father, but the fuck sort of selfish assmop pulls a stunt like that?
justifiable | June 10, 2008 at 11:40 am
#40 That should be #34. Sorry, 43 is Tori’s IQ.
Danielle™ | June 10, 2008 at 11:41 am
@35. Nylon? You really are a doucheball.
At least I have hair to put braids in, you’re probably bald and old…living at home banging mommy on a daily basis.
Useless fuck.
RichPort | June 10, 2008 at 11:48 am
“HURRY UP AND BUY!!!”
~~Old Korean woman at variety store in Edgewood Terrace, D.C., watching danielle peruse the “looks just like real hair!” section.
sasquatch watch | June 10, 2008 at 11:51 am
#42 Proof that the ability to grow hair and add extensions does not equal wit. If you don’t believe me, I refer you to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. QED, babes.
say it ain't so, Joe | June 10, 2008 at 11:54 am
#43 Oh, fuckity, is she back? Mercury really is in retrograde, ain’t it?
Suzannah | June 10, 2008 at 11:54 am
Danielle, you’re a cute girl, but watch the potty mouth, don’t lower yourself to their level, ignore their ignorant asses.
Danielle™ | June 10, 2008 at 11:57 am
I swear I didn’t talk to half as many of you freaks on here before I left this site. And now all of a sudden, everybody’s jumpin’ on the bash bandwagon?? Geesh. You people have NO lives whatsoever.
Kat | June 10, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Y’all, what’s the deal with the toes? It looks like even the baby’s toes are painted. Tell me this is not the new trend for men? If it is, just shoot me now. I would be considered very old in all of your eyes, judging by most of the comments I read, and I get more thankful by the day for it.
On another note, he has two other children with the wife he dumped for this one. How often do you think he spends time with them. I think he’s a dirtbag.
jesus wept | June 10, 2008 at 12:06 pm
#46 DanYELL is all potty mouth. Well, what isn’t stomach and pea brain that is. She pissed off a lot of people last time she was out on parole and had computer access which is why she’s so poopular, uh popular, now. Still the lame lame-ass-just-missed-the-mark insults, so we know it’s her.
Danielle™ | June 10, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@49. Yeah, I’d like evidence of that. You’re delusional. As I recall, I was the one getting bashed for no apparent reason.