Tori Spelling will birth world’s smallest baby

Tori Spelling is eight months pregnant but decided to show off how good her body still looks in a bikini. Apparently she was freaked out over her weight gain from first baby Liam, but Tori has things locked down this time around. Us Magazine reports:

“So far I’ve gained 25 pounds and am loving my body!” Spelling, 34, told photo agency Startraks during the March 20 shoot in Beverly Hills. “I’m eating whatever my body tells me it needs and wants. And now I know that it is possible to get back your body with diet and dedication.”

Only 25 pounds?! Sweet Moses. While I admire Tori Spelling’s dedication to physical fitness, I fear for her life as she’ll surely be attacked by a mob of pregnant women. The crazed herd will then turn it’s attention to Dairy Queen where it will hand over Tori in exchange for a case of Dilly Bars, three birthday cakes with Oprah’s face on it and a small Diet Coke with ten straws. Because no one likes a fatty.

EDIT: I’m hearing that only gaining 25 pounds is healthy. Shows what I know about the female reproductive system. Though one time I tried to deliver a baby but burnt the hospital down boiling the water. There were lots of lawsuits.

Photos: Startraks, Us Magazine