Tori Spelling should stick to sweaters and other news

September 15th, 2009 // 39 Comments

- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn’t read his blog. IT’S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater]

- Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male Asian lover. Quick, someone get Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa continues to fight crime by striking fear into the penises of criminals. [Just Jared]

- Kate Hudson looks about as thrilled to be at A-Rod’s baseball game as Madonna at an exorcism. [PopSugar]

- Mickey Rourke has sex with models and they don’t want people to know about it? The man was up for an Osc- oh, right, his face. [Celebslam]

- Stephanie Pratt literally begs to get into a VMA party only to have her credit card denied when she orders a bottle of champagne. Anyone else feel like they just heard the most heartwarming story of their life?[The Blemish]

- Megan Fox on Today. [ICYDK]

- La Toya Jackson is not what small children want to see when they’re eating ice cream. “Mommy, this sundae tastes like nose.” [Celebitchy]

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  1. davey

    @9 good point, peerless! Tori’s ‘combat index’ of 3200 has been widely overlooked since it fell down her cleavage…….yeah, that makes sense.

  2. Little people

    She looks like she’s being hugged by a midget from behind.

  3. nicefrenchgurl

    i used to hate her face before surgery, i guess she has enough money to get such a post baby figure, but it really is a lot of work out
    she is my age and i honestly wish i looked this good, with or without any surgery

  4. she needs boobs job…

  5. I think she is so poor to buy enough clothes for her

  6. richcapo

    She’s beginning to look like Starbuck, I think.

  7. Max Planck

    This horse would look better with a feed bag.

  8. Joejam2845

    She had those Hideous Bags when she was on 90210!

  9. Tori Spelling is coming for famous tvshow “90210″. Her Character name in this show is Donna Martin. Wow That’s cool Babe. So I think those persons love her so much Here i m giving the link of the show..you can watch This Tvshow online in Best Quality.
    http://www.picrap.com/shows/1008/90210

  10. Her Character name in this show is Donna Martin.

  11. stupidtv

    Who is that fag with a squid tattooed on his arm?

  12. Nero

    She doesn’t look that bad in these pics because i’ve seen her worse.

  13. Rhialto

    I didn’t know that Harry Potter is a fan of her?!

  14. Gando

    That isn’t Harry Potter.He’s Parry Hotter.

  15. six pack

    tori has the worst boob job in hollywood.

  16. Darth

    Somethin’ tells me that Parry Hotter loves to bang the living shit outta her.

  17. Randal

    Tori, looking stunning girl! Love the shimmer of your dress, it goes so well with the glitter in your eyes. You still are and always will be the gears that made 90210 go round.

    Randal

  18. ang

    #3- yeah she’s admitted to a boob job…how could she not? she has a huge dent in her chest b/c of it. she should’ve gone to a different doctor…you’d think she’d get them fixed…i think she’s had them since the mid 90s…idk. looks gross. i’d rather see small boobs as long as they’re real. not these fake nerf balls.

  19. Yumi

    Tori’s chest looks like they used the JAWS of LIFE to implants those water balls

  20. i call 'em as I see 'em

    I think she looks like a grasshopper with artificial tits.

  21. Olpol

    I love how the hot blonde girl in the back is laughing at her in most of the photos.

  22. ariana

    WOW IN THE 4° PHOTO HER CHEST IS JUST NASTY!!! SE NEEDS TO EAT!

  23. ringmybell

    the actual term for that cave-like space between her huge heaving, globulins is “sulcus,” it’s a word that sounds like it looks.

  24. duh

    They guy with her is Christian Soriano- he’s last year’s Project Runway winner. Hated him at the beginning of the season, but he grows on you and he’s UBER talented.

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  26. EricLR

    God, who convinced these bimbos that plastic surgery actually makes them look better? Most of the time, it makes women look more scary than sexy.

  27. jz

    Okay… those breasts need a REDO!!! They always look weird in the middle. Surely some surgeon could fix those. She has the money….why dont you fix them honey????

  28. jz

    Okay… those breasts need a REDO!!! They always look weird in the middle. Surely some surgeon could fix those. She has the money….why dont you fix them honey????

  29. Tori Spelling has been through a lot of sadness recently. Who cares what her breasts look like when you lose your father to cancer, (during a arguement about deciding in “her” adult life that she fell in love with someone other than the man her family approved of)and having your crazy mother say you killed him on a radio/tv show for everyone to hear? As celebrities everyone forgets that they are human, they hurt, make mistakes they wished they could take back, have bad days, etc. The only difference is that they make money out of entertaining us that we willingly pay and then put their lives under a microscpe waiting and wishing them failure. I’m not a big fan of hers but after watching her family drama spill out everywhere, I’d hope most of us would be wishing good things for this, Mother, Wife, Daughter, Sister~ FELLOW HUMAN BEING!
    As long as you’re happy Tori, hold your head up high and let them talk, while your laughing……all the way to the bank, girl!

  30. Turd the third

    OMG I hope this is not a new fashion trend….fags with mullets and gay glasses,,, geeze I just puked…………gotta go clean up the corn off the cob..

  31. their breasts developed upright…..

  32. I think she looks ok. She’s always been one of my favorites but I wished she didn’t do all the surgery. She looked great on 90210 when it first started.

  33. They guy with her is Christian Soriano- he’s last year’s Project Runway winner. Hated him at the beginning of the season, but he grows on you and he’s UBER talented.

  34. They guy with her is Christian Soriano- he’s last year’s Project Runway winner. Hated him at the beginning of the season, but he grows on you and he’s UBER talented.

  35. their breasts developed upright

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