- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn’t read his blog. IT’S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater]
- Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male Asian lover. Quick, someone get Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady GaGa continues to fight crime by striking fear into the penises of criminals. [Just Jared]
- Kate Hudson looks about as thrilled to be at A-Rod’s baseball game as Madonna at an exorcism. [PopSugar]
- Mickey Rourke has sex with models and they don’t want people to know about it? The man was up for an Osc- oh, right, his face. [Celebslam]
- Stephanie Pratt literally begs to get into a VMA party only to have her credit card denied when she orders a bottle of champagne. Anyone else feel like they just heard the most heartwarming story of their life?[The Blemish]
- Megan Fox on Today. [ICYDK]
- La Toya Jackson is not what small children want to see when they’re eating ice cream. “Mommy, this sundae tastes like nose.” [Celebitchy]
cate | September 15, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I don’t understand her breasts.
bitingontinfoil | September 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Look, she comes with a build in cup holder!!
Kelley | September 15, 2009 at 9:33 pm
This “chick” is hilarious … she won’t admit to the boob job and says, “well, I’ve had my nose done, hee hee.”
Taz | September 15, 2009 at 9:37 pm
she has a hole in her chest
Crabby Old Guy | September 15, 2009 at 9:41 pm
There aren’t enough bags in the world, and it could never be dark enough, to want to see her naked. EVER. Eyes would melt, cocks would shrivel, our very existence as humans would cease.
Although, compared to Sarah Jessica Parker, well, HELL YES, I’d bang her.
Crocoduck | September 15, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Those need to be killed before they escape and lay waste to the planet.
PsyKo | September 15, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I love cleavage… but this one scares the hell out of me…
Rasputins Liver | September 15, 2009 at 10:49 pm
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Hey, what’s the problem?
I mean, Tori doesn’t look any owrse than most of the pre-fabbed, bleach blonde, over-done Hollycrud bimbos.
Hell, once Mickey Rourke got done goin’ all girly-girl with plastic surgery he merely looks like a few decades older version of Tori.
Gimme the natchul babes any damn day!
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peerless | September 15, 2009 at 10:53 pm
do it
vito | September 15, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Kanye West is a fucking cunt!
joy | September 15, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Read her book “Stori Telling” by Tori Spelling. She really is a very nice, down to earth person with a witch of a mother. I hope she is still happily married. She’s a victim of a hollywood plastic upbringing. Give her kudos for making it through alive!
Sexy Costumes | September 15, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Such a bad boob job. I wonder when she’s going to get them fixed?
rae | September 16, 2009 at 12:04 am
gosh i hope she can fix her “train wreck” before her kids figure out that their mama is a “nut job”
rae | September 16, 2009 at 12:07 am
gosh i hope she can fix her “train wreck” before her kids figure out that their mama is a “nut” with a bad “dye” and “boob” job to boot……step in dean….anytime now………
rae | September 16, 2009 at 12:08 am
gosh i hope she can fix her “train wreck” before her kids figure out that their mama is a “nut” with a bad “dye” and “boob” job to boot……step in dean….anytime now………
WTF | September 16, 2009 at 12:37 am
her head is the same size as her torso
davey | September 16, 2009 at 12:42 am
@9 good point, peerless! Tori’s ‘combat index’ of 3200 has been widely overlooked since it fell down her cleavage…….yeah, that makes sense.
Little people | September 16, 2009 at 12:44 am
She looks like she’s being hugged by a midget from behind.
nicefrenchgurl | September 16, 2009 at 3:41 am
i used to hate her face before surgery, i guess she has enough money to get such a post baby figure, but it really is a lot of work out
she is my age and i honestly wish i looked this good, with or without any surgery
estetik cerrahi | September 16, 2009 at 7:35 am
she needs boobs job…
chrlsnicholas7 | September 16, 2009 at 8:07 am
I think she is so poor to buy enough clothes for her
richcapo | September 16, 2009 at 9:20 am
She’s beginning to look like Starbuck, I think.
Max Planck | September 16, 2009 at 9:38 am
This horse would look better with a feed bag.
Joejam2845 | September 16, 2009 at 9:45 am
She had those Hideous Bags when she was on 90210!
picrap | September 16, 2009 at 10:02 am
Tori Spelling is coming for famous tvshow “90210″. Her Character name in this show is Donna Martin. Wow That’s cool Babe. So I think those persons love her so much Here i m giving the link of the show..you can watch This Tvshow online in Best Quality.
http://www.picrap.com/shows/1008/90210
picrap | September 16, 2009 at 10:04 am
TV Show 90210 Online
TV Show 90210 Online | September 16, 2009 at 10:06 am
Her Character name in this show is Donna Martin.
stupidtv | September 16, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Who is that fag with a squid tattooed on his arm?
Nero | September 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm
She doesn’t look that bad in these pics because i’ve seen her worse.
Rhialto | September 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I didn’t know that Harry Potter is a fan of her?!
Gando | September 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm
That isn’t Harry Potter.He’s Parry Hotter.
six pack | September 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm
tori has the worst boob job in hollywood.
Darth | September 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Somethin’ tells me that Parry Hotter loves to bang the living shit outta her.
Randal | September 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Tori, looking stunning girl! Love the shimmer of your dress, it goes so well with the glitter in your eyes. You still are and always will be the gears that made 90210 go round.
Randal
ang | September 16, 2009 at 5:25 pm
#3- yeah she’s admitted to a boob job…how could she not? she has a huge dent in her chest b/c of it. she should’ve gone to a different doctor…you’d think she’d get them fixed…i think she’s had them since the mid 90s…idk. looks gross. i’d rather see small boobs as long as they’re real. not these fake nerf balls.
Yumi | September 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Tori’s chest looks like they used the JAWS of LIFE to implants those water balls
i call 'em as I see 'em | September 16, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I think she looks like a grasshopper with artificial tits.
Olpol | September 16, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I love how the hot blonde girl in the back is laughing at her in most of the photos.
ariana | September 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm
WOW IN THE 4° PHOTO HER CHEST IS JUST NASTY!!! SE NEEDS TO EAT!
ringmybell | September 16, 2009 at 10:27 pm
the actual term for that cave-like space between her huge heaving, globulins is “sulcus,” it’s a word that sounds like it looks.
duh | September 16, 2009 at 10:59 pm
They guy with her is Christian Soriano- he’s last year’s Project Runway winner. Hated him at the beginning of the season, but he grows on you and he’s UBER talented.
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EricLR | September 17, 2009 at 10:29 am
God, who convinced these bimbos that plastic surgery actually makes them look better? Most of the time, it makes women look more scary than sexy.
jz | September 18, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Okay… those breasts need a REDO!!! They always look weird in the middle. Surely some surgeon could fix those. She has the money….why dont you fix them honey????
jz | September 18, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Okay… those breasts need a REDO!!! They always look weird in the middle. Surely some surgeon could fix those. She has the money….why dont you fix them honey????
becky pinkston | September 19, 2009 at 6:25 am
Tori Spelling has been through a lot of sadness recently. Who cares what her breasts look like when you lose your father to cancer, (during a arguement about deciding in “her” adult life that she fell in love with someone other than the man her family approved of)and having your crazy mother say you killed him on a radio/tv show for everyone to hear? As celebrities everyone forgets that they are human, they hurt, make mistakes they wished they could take back, have bad days, etc. The only difference is that they make money out of entertaining us that we willingly pay and then put their lives under a microscpe waiting and wishing them failure. I’m not a big fan of hers but after watching her family drama spill out everywhere, I’d hope most of us would be wishing good things for this, Mother, Wife, Daughter, Sister~ FELLOW HUMAN BEING!
As long as you’re happy Tori, hold your head up high and let them talk, while your laughing……all the way to the bank, girl!
Turd the third | October 3, 2009 at 8:52 am
OMG I hope this is not a new fashion trend….fags with mullets and gay glasses,,, geeze I just puked…………gotta go clean up the corn off the cob..
Çene Esteti?i | October 16, 2009 at 7:08 am
their breasts developed upright…..
ugg black | January 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm
good
Emery | March 5, 2010 at 2:09 am
I think she looks ok. She’s always been one of my favorites but I wished she didn’t do all the surgery. She looked great on 90210 when it first started.