Tori Spelling should stick to sweaters and other news

- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn’t read his blog. IT’S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater]

- Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male Asian lover. Quick, someone get Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa continues to fight crime by striking fear into the penises of criminals. [Just Jared]

- Kate Hudson looks about as thrilled to be at A-Rod’s baseball game as Madonna at an exorcism. [PopSugar]

- Mickey Rourke has sex with models and they don’t want people to know about it? The man was up for an Osc- oh, right, his face. [Celebslam]

- Stephanie Pratt literally begs to get into a VMA party only to have her credit card denied when she orders a bottle of champagne. Anyone else feel like they just heard the most heartwarming story of their life?[The Blemish]

- Megan Fox on Today. [ICYDK]

- La Toya Jackson is not what small children want to see when they’re eating ice cream. “Mommy, this sundae tastes like nose.” [Celebitchy]

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