Tori Spelling should never do this again – ever

October 1st, 2007 // 113 Comments

Tori Spelling got to be a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. What in the hell, God? We’ve talked about this before. This is not funny – at all. You think it’s cool to blind people, but, newsflash, it ain’t. Honestly, man, cut this shit out. If I see something like this again, I’ll totally come up there. You might’ve given me these Herculean biceps, but so help me, uh, you, I’m not afraid to smack you around a bit. Aw, okay, that was a bit harsh. You can stop crying. Seriously, it’s okay. All I’m asking is that you put a burlap sack over Tori Spelling’s face whenever she’s out in public. Is that too much to ask? Oh, you can remember to do that if I can remember to take you shopping every once in a while? It never ends with you does it?

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  1. Gerald_Tarrant

    It looks like Cher and a Horse gave birth.

  2. b.echols

    Wow. She looks ugly even for a transvestite

  3. Ok………..that scared the shit out of me.

  4. veggi

    looks like anyone can be a friendly little cat… wow. who’s next………that little gay boy from high school musical?

  5. aeuwave

    all I am waiting for is a link to the porno site “chicks with dicks” after seeing this picture.

    but she does deserve credit for looking so good after giving birth recently.

  6. Jimbo

    Bitch is bangin! Holla!

  7. kathy

    another ugly bitch riding on daddy’s dime. fuck that shit. she is talentless, stupid, and ugly as fuck.

  8. KC


  9. There is nothing wrong with her face or the way she looks

    We expect people to all look like flawless barbie dolls

    In photography – every little flaw stands out

    in the real world – she is a perfectly attractive woman

    Look at her figure – and say she isn’t well built

  10. I love the outfit.

  11. LadyJane

    Who stole her chin?

  12. Deming

    her face confuses me. i don’t know how its possible for one person to be that unsettlingly unattractive. :-(

  13. nora

    this is a celebrity look-alike.

  14. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day

    I see Halloween has come early this year and I don’t mean the whole costume shit I mean the blood curdling frigh and nightmares small children and I will have seeing this skank troll goblin whore.

    Tory Spelling should be ILLEGAL. Just make her life… illegal. Her face… illegal. Her talking or breathing or being in public… I-fucking-llegal.

    Man that is some sad and scary shit; A face not even a mother could love.

    What is even scarier is that some douche left his wife for this. So unless his wife was a pile of rotten horse poo then… well actually even then Tory is a trade down.

    Now I will go wash my eyes out and watch carebears re-runs until the scariness goes away.


  15. She kinda looks like a discount 1980′s blow up sex doll

  16. adeliza

    Sweet baby Jesus!
    Whew, bet that audience was pissed when she walked out there. I would have demanded a refund.

  17. emily

    that bitch fell down the ugly tree and hit every damn limb.

  18. Pat

    Good luck getting the kid to sleep after he comes across these pictures in the family album…

  19. robert doosh


  20. lambman


    that’s really funny.

    I heard that Victoria Beckham was going to do it too!!! So get ready for some sexy pictures of a monkey skeleton in fishnets

  21. El-Coyote

    neither qualified for the term “pussycat” nor for “doll”…. Well, maybe Chucky Doll….

  22. justlikehoney1

    That must be the new Ringling Bros. Red lipstick from M.A.C. that she’s wearing. She has a serious case of clown mouth.

    In that first large photo she looks like a really, really young Carol Channing.

    Great body for just having had a baby, though. That’s pretty much all I can/will give her props for.

  23. Will

    I thought Chyna from wwe was in rehab?

  24. wastedOne

    Why would you steal Brooke Hogans look?

  25. sharpeidude

    All I can think of is that one episode on the old Munster’s show where Herman gets hit by lightning and wakes up as a female.

  26. Hemlock Queen

    Even with all of the plastic surgery her face is still unnattractive.

    @22 Clown Lips for sure.

    Hey TT, I bet you could rock that look better than buttaface!

  27. DA

    Those red lips would sure look good going up and down on my hard cock.
    I love a woman to wear really red lipstick when she’s sucking my cock, nothing says “SLUT” like whore-red lipstick. Don’t you women agree?

  28. HemlockQueen,
    You know I’d rock in that outfit. I think Fredrick’s of Hollywood has one like that.

    Halloween is a drag-queens favorite holiday.

  29. veggi

    bet you got a little one DA.

  30. PunkA

    The Pussycat Dolls are seriously hurting their image here. And that is saying something.

  31. DA

    It’s 8″ hard and 4″ think, but you wouldn’t want it, because it’s meat baby.
    Want to see it?

  32. M

    She is auditioning for a remake of Mask

  33. Hemlock Queen

    lol TT. and Veggit too. lol

  34. DA,
    You ARE a big dick……………………………………………… who has a small cock.

  35. ssdd

    LOL she looks like her dead daddys rotted corpse with a WHOLE lot of makeup on and a boob job ..and look the expressions on the audience in Pic 5 .. do they look happy and entertained? .. LOL no ..they look like they are thinking…WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. stinky slinky


    you truly deserve that title today. CHER and a Horse. I’m wetting myself.

  37. Danklin24

    Tori Spelling is so fucking hot. I want to slide my cock in her so damn bad.

  38. M

    She looks the the lid off a can of fuck

  39. Shallow Val

    OMG she looks like a monster. She’s the original bad boob job having bimbo.

    She’s probably a nice person though. For a monster. Raaaaahhhhhrrrr!

  40. Christ on a Crotch

    to #30 “thier image”

    What image? Every PCD is an ugly hagalicious trampy whore who can’t sing. Image? HAHAHAHAHAHA, don’t make me laugh. Christ how old are you? Holy fucking santa claus in my underwear, what planet am I on?

  41. LOL Val.

    What’s up? How are you these days?

  42. Shallow Val

    Missin you somethin awful TT. Had “the pneumonia” last week. Must have been that unknown coke I inhaled with my no good cousin last month. hahahaha.

  43. Awwwwwwwwww your so sweet.
    I wish I’d had known you were sick, I would have nursed you back to health.

  44. El-Coyote

    Dude looks like a lady…..

  45. zuzu

    she looks like eddie murphy

  46. Toilet Cleaner

    Man I subscribe to Wireimage and I guess Miss Spelling wasn’t too pleased with a crotch shot photo, it was tehre last night but now its gone ! I knew I shoulda saved it ! BASTARDS !

  47. blb

    41 and 42. Do you two know eachother, or is this some fucked up lame webual friendship?

  48. BAM

    13, that can’t be an impersonator because:
    A) she’s hardly someone to impersonate
    B) she looks JUST like her mom in the top photo

    as ugly as that thing is, let us all give thanks that she is mostly covered up. did she just stand up there? it thought they were suppose to perform, but does she sing or dance? not that i need to see either.

  49. No I don’t know who 42 is…………………….I just talk to strangers like that all the time.

  50. Shallow Val

    47 Jealous much? What do you care?

    49…the stranger the better, mais non?

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