Tori Spelling got to be a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. What in the hell, God? We’ve talked about this before. This is not funny – at all. You think it’s cool to blind people, but, newsflash, it ain’t. Honestly, man, cut this shit out. If I see something like this again, I’ll totally come up there. You might’ve given me these Herculean biceps, but so help me, uh, you, I’m not afraid to smack you around a bit. Aw, okay, that was a bit harsh. You can stop crying. Seriously, it’s okay. All I’m asking is that you put a burlap sack over Tori Spelling’s face whenever she’s out in public. Is that too much to ask? Oh, you can remember to do that if I can remember to take you shopping every once in a while? It never ends with you does it?
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It looks like Cher and a Horse gave birth.
Wow. She looks ugly even for a transvestite
Ok………..that scared the shit out of me.
looks like anyone can be a friendly little cat… wow. who’s next………that little gay boy from high school musical?
all I am waiting for is a link to the porno site “chicks with dicks” after seeing this picture.
but she does deserve credit for looking so good after giving birth recently.
Bitch is bangin! Holla!
another ugly bitch riding on daddy’s dime. fuck that shit. she is talentless, stupid, and ugly as fuck.
Y-M-C-A!
There is nothing wrong with her face or the way she looks
We expect people to all look like flawless barbie dolls
In photography – every little flaw stands out
in the real world – she is a perfectly attractive woman
Look at her figure – and say she isn’t well built
I love the outfit.
Who stole her chin?
her face confuses me. i don’t know how its possible for one person to be that unsettlingly unattractive. :-(
this is a celebrity look-alike.
I see Halloween has come early this year and I don’t mean the whole costume shit I mean the blood curdling frigh and nightmares small children and I will have seeing this skank troll goblin whore.
Tory Spelling should be ILLEGAL. Just make her life… illegal. Her face… illegal. Her talking or breathing or being in public… I-fucking-llegal.
Man that is some sad and scary shit; A face not even a mother could love.
What is even scarier is that some douche left his wife for this. So unless his wife was a pile of rotten horse poo then… well actually even then Tory is a trade down.
Now I will go wash my eyes out and watch carebears re-runs until the scariness goes away.
Goodday.
She kinda looks like a discount 1980′s blow up sex doll
Sweet baby Jesus!
Whew, bet that audience was pissed when she walked out there. I would have demanded a refund.
that bitch fell down the ugly tree and hit every damn limb.
Good luck getting the kid to sleep after he comes across these pictures in the family album…
ALL ABOARD THE HEIN TRAIN.
LOL
that’s really funny.
I heard that Victoria Beckham was going to do it too!!! So get ready for some sexy pictures of a monkey skeleton in fishnets
neither qualified for the term “pussycat” nor for “doll”…. Well, maybe Chucky Doll….
That must be the new Ringling Bros. Red lipstick from M.A.C. that she’s wearing. She has a serious case of clown mouth.
In that first large photo she looks like a really, really young Carol Channing.
Great body for just having had a baby, though. That’s pretty much all I can/will give her props for.
I thought Chyna from wwe was in rehab?
Why would you steal Brooke Hogans look?
All I can think of is that one episode on the old Munster’s show where Herman gets hit by lightning and wakes up as a female.
Even with all of the plastic surgery her face is still unnattractive.
@22 Clown Lips for sure.
Hey TT, I bet you could rock that look better than buttaface!
Those red lips would sure look good going up and down on my hard cock.
I love a woman to wear really red lipstick when she’s sucking my cock, nothing says “SLUT” like whore-red lipstick. Don’t you women agree?
HemlockQueen,
You know I’d rock in that outfit. I think Fredrick’s of Hollywood has one like that.
Halloween is a drag-queens favorite holiday.
bet you got a little one DA.
The Pussycat Dolls are seriously hurting their image here. And that is saying something.
Veggi,
It’s 8″ hard and 4″ think, but you wouldn’t want it, because it’s meat baby.
Want to see it?
She is auditioning for a remake of Mask
lol TT. and Veggit too. lol
DA,
You ARE a big dick……………………………………………… who has a small cock.
LOL she looks like her dead daddys rotted corpse with a WHOLE lot of makeup on and a boob job ..and look the expressions on the audience in Pic 5 .. do they look happy and entertained? .. LOL no ..they look like they are thinking…WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1
you truly deserve that title today. CHER and a Horse. I’m wetting myself.
Tori Spelling is so fucking hot. I want to slide my cock in her so damn bad.
She looks the the lid off a can of fuck
OMG she looks like a monster. She’s the original bad boob job having bimbo.
She’s probably a nice person though. For a monster. Raaaaahhhhhrrrr!
to #30 “thier image”
What image? Every PCD is an ugly hagalicious trampy whore who can’t sing. Image? HAHAHAHAHAHA, don’t make me laugh. Christ how old are you? Holy fucking santa claus in my underwear, what planet am I on?
LOL Val.
What’s up? How are you these days?
Missin you somethin awful TT. Had “the pneumonia” last week. Must have been that unknown coke I inhaled with my no good cousin last month. hahahaha.
Awwwwwwwwww your so sweet.
I wish I’d had known you were sick, I would have nursed you back to health.
Ahhh…
Ahhh…
Dude looks like a lady…..
she looks like eddie murphy
Man I subscribe to Wireimage and I guess Miss Spelling wasn’t too pleased with a crotch shot photo, it was tehre last night but now its gone ! I knew I shoulda saved it ! BASTARDS !
41 and 42. Do you two know eachother, or is this some fucked up lame webual friendship?
13, that can’t be an impersonator because:
A) she’s hardly someone to impersonate
B) she looks JUST like her mom in the top photo
as ugly as that thing is, let us all give thanks that she is mostly covered up. did she just stand up there? it thought they were suppose to perform, but does she sing or dance? not that i need to see either.
No I don’t know who 42 is…………………….I just talk to strangers like that all the time.
47 Jealous much? What do you care?
49…the stranger the better, mais non?