If you’re in LA this weekend swing by Tori Spelling’s yard sale and buy up all her useless junk. The official listing describes it as:
Tori invites you into her house to shop her dazzling valley home, jewelry & closets contents sale. This represents much of her last 15 years of buying & collecting. Included are antique & vintage items from the 19th, 20th, & 21st centuries! French, Italian, Continental, American white wicker, shabby chic, and traditional furniture, crystal chandeliers & sconces, pictures & paintings, lamps, vanity, Tori’s personal jewelry, bric-a-brac, memorabilia, garden & patio, designer & casual clothes, shoes, accessories, photos, etc.
Although a more accurate description might be: “Buy Tori’s crap so she can eat!” See, I even used an exclamation mark. To show the excitement. That she might get to eat. And sentence fragments? Me. The king of.
#49 – that was howlingly funny – good 1.
#41 – forgive my ignorance, but what’s a “Laurel Cyn”?
me luvee big veiny booby long time, you see…
mash them two big orbs together, slather a little lectra-glide and get to workin it baby! “oh my eye, it stings! ahhhh!” hahahahaha
I wonder what the woman he left her for looks like?
Candi Spelling should be ashamed of herself. She is about to die soon herself, why does she need so much money??? She should give some to Tori, because she was her dad’s daughter. Shes forced to sell her garbage to people? 1 million dollars inheritance is chump change for her! She should get at least 100 million if her dad was worth 500 mil! What is Candi going to do with all this money??? getting the a solid gold diamond encrusted coffin??? Come on, be real!
I’ll bet she’s doing all this to shame her mother into forking over some dough.
# 54
i think candi is right to deny tori any money. we all know she’s only going to pay to have her penis removed. tori needs to face reality—she’s a man!!! she’s not pregnant. she’s just fat from living off of KFC now thtat the silver spoon has been snatched out of her man jaw. she has a giant uncut hairy cock between her legs.
she should give up this whole tranny act. it’s not working. it’s okay for her husband mr. whoever he is to come out of the closet. it’s not like either of them have careers to protect.
#53
mr. tori spelling’s ex wife looks like a man too. he traded in his older tranny for a younger tranny that he thought would be a meal ticket. now he’s found out the only meals they can afford off of their talents are late night value meals. i’m sure this will last.
Her funbags need inflating
She’s also schlepping her smattas on eBay. Dang… next she needs to hit up Craigslist.
When did Star Jones go blonde? And when did she start dating creepy white guys?!
Awww, no more custom doggie wear for Mimi LaRue :(
LOL #46 knows more Spelling dish than I do!
Yikes, look at the veins sticking out of those gnarly breast implants.. I can almost see them pulsating.. lub dub.. lub dub..
I actually like her. I loved her show sonotorious, thought it was quite funny, and I do wish her the best. she’s not made the wisest decisions, but then we’ve all been in that boat at some point in our lives. At least she’s not showing off her cooter to create drama in her life, and she is trying to work. she may not be the prettiest woman to walk the face of the earth either, but in her own way she is pretty.
You guys are so mean to lil’ rich girl! (and I love you all for that) :)
see the vein on the left breast where her nipple would be if it were huge? i do. an lemme tell ya its just fuckin peachy. gag
she looks like a heifer!
Why hasn’t it been announced that she’s pregnant?? She is OBVIOUSLY so.
If her dad hadn’t been Aaron Spelling she’d never have been able to inflict “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?” on the world.
I’m laughing because some years ago she stated that she NEVER bought anything on sale, the implication being that was for lesser (and less moneyed) mortals. It’s all payback in the end….
#68 George Bush was re-elected. Figured you’d like the update as no one announced that, either.
touch mah monkey ::::doing dance::::
Happy as a little girl … *tweaking nipples*
STILL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.
She’s not ugly. But I’m sure half you guys are..especially the poor and jealous ones.
Cut her some slack, she’s pregnant for crying out loud.
This is actually kind of sad… Her 90210 days are over, her daddy died, and now she has to put up a yard sale and sell her crap to survive. Does anyone know if she sells her old nose?
who would buy any of her stuff?
Tori spellings stuff. Who want’s that junk. I wouldn’t buy it just because she owned it.
There is something uniquely American about these disaster porn type fantasies about the collapse of civilization. Sort of like saying: “well, now is my chance to live how I want to, without the interference of the gumming!” I think Mr. Cull breath does knock that sentiment down a couple of notches towards reality, but the fact that people make an industry out of it (and make movies about it) says a lot about our culture.