Tori Spelling selling all her crap

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If you’re in LA this weekend swing by Tori Spelling’s yard sale and buy up all her useless junk. The official listing describes it as:

Tori invites you into her house to shop her dazzling valley home, jewelry & closets contents sale. This represents much of her last 15 years of buying & collecting. Included are antique & vintage items from the 19th, 20th, & 21st centuries! French, Italian, Continental, American white wicker, shabby chic, and traditional furniture, crystal chandeliers & sconces, pictures & paintings, lamps, vanity, Tori’s personal jewelry, bric-a-brac, memorabilia, garden & patio, designer & casual clothes, shoes, accessories, photos, etc.

Although a more accurate description might be: “Buy Tori’s crap so she can eat!” See, I even used an exclamation mark. To show the excitement. That she might get to eat. And sentence fragments? Me. The king of.