Tori Spelling selling all her crap


If you’re in LA this weekend swing by Tori Spelling’s yard sale and buy up all her useless junk. The official listing describes it as:

Tori invites you into her house to shop her dazzling valley home, jewelry & closets contents sale. This represents much of her last 15 years of buying & collecting. Included are antique & vintage items from the 19th, 20th, & 21st centuries! French, Italian, Continental, American white wicker, shabby chic, and traditional furniture, crystal chandeliers & sconces, pictures & paintings, lamps, vanity, Tori’s personal jewelry, bric-a-brac, memorabilia, garden & patio, designer & casual clothes, shoes, accessories, photos, etc.

Although a more accurate description might be: “Buy Tori’s crap so she can eat!” See, I even used an exclamation mark. To show the excitement. That she might get to eat. And sentence fragments? Me. The king of.