Another proud day for Tori Spelling, with her embarrassing drunken antics earning her separate stories in the New York Post and the New York Daily News. And in neither of those stories does she teach the world how to love or use daddies billions to donate ponies to orphans. Instead, the alleged female stumbled drunk through a couple of Kentucky Derby parties, casually losing huge diamond earrings and simulating oral on Usher. Apparently Usher never had a fantasy about a hummer from Admiral Ackbar, cause various reports claim he politely pulled away. Or maybe that was because Tori
Tori Spelling is a drunken tramp
May 10th, 2005 // 1 Comment
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Apparently Usher has never had a fantasy about a Hummer Admiral Ackbar, the cause of several reports, he asks politely booted. Or maybe it was because the husband of Tori was 5 feet, doing math in his head and wondered if the money was worth it.