Here’s Tori Spelling on vacation with her husband Dean McDermott in Hawaii, and after looking at these, I’m convinced she not only killed Aaron Spelling, but continues to haunt him in the afterlife. However, on a brighter note, Tori clearly knew when to lay off the surgeries before turning into Tara Reid’s anorexic twin. (As of this post.)
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Duuude | June 17, 2009 at 12:48 am
She looks bad…. not first.
lila | June 17, 2009 at 12:48 am
I think she looks awesome.
1st
kani | June 17, 2009 at 12:49 am
i think she looks great.
hamburglar007 | June 17, 2009 at 12:56 am
She makes Tara Reid look good.
Deva | June 17, 2009 at 1:27 am
She looks fucking awful. And her expression confirms that.
PUKED IN MY MOUTH | June 17, 2009 at 1:27 am
Jesus fucking christ… she looks like skeletor in a pink bikini
Famous Plastic | June 17, 2009 at 1:28 am
No thanks!
Wenny | June 17, 2009 at 1:57 am
gee, if I wanted non-stop bikini shots I’d buy a playboy
BBBOOOOOORRRIIIINNGGG
soahc | June 17, 2009 at 1:58 am
OK. Now here’s a perfect example of a woman that no one in their right mind would consider worth losing a table spoon or so of seminal fluid. Much in contrast to SHAUNA SAND. Got that guys?
Shauna Sand= not that bad knife work and worth a fuck.
Tori Spelling= not worth even considering a fuck.
All you Shauna naysayers overreacted in voicing your horrors.
phuture98 | June 17, 2009 at 2:12 am
She looks awesome. I’d hit the hell out of that. I saw some hideous pix of her a few years ago.. but now she’s ultra-bangable.
#9- Guess you like old, fake, leathery hags.
phuture98 | June 17, 2009 at 2:13 am
She looks awesome. I’d hit the hell out of that. I saw some hideous pix of her a few years ago.. but now she’s ultra-bangable.
#9- Guess you like old, fake, leathery hags.
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 17, 2009 at 2:23 am
She sadly looks like a young female version of Elton John…
Sport | June 17, 2009 at 2:30 am
wretched.
Groucho | June 17, 2009 at 2:32 am
Grandma?
Christina Bledsoe | June 17, 2009 at 3:24 am
I don’t think Tori Spelling looks half bad.
ambidextrous handjob | June 17, 2009 at 3:39 am
#15 Funny, I don’t think you look half-witted. Shows how wrong you can be sometimes.
T-Mon | June 17, 2009 at 3:47 am
MY EYES!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY….
Thank god patridge and fox were up next… I almost turned gay
La Shaniqua | June 17, 2009 at 3:51 am
Hey, it’s E.T.’s big sister!!
Rachael | June 17, 2009 at 3:53 am
I’m offended by the amount of comments (more than zero) saying she looks great…really?….REALLY GUYS? She looks like she is dying of starvation. Her bellybutton has inverted itself, her body is covered in lanugo…. This is attractive? Obviously I must be behind the times on what is now considered “hot.”
zips | June 17, 2009 at 4:03 am
These women saying she looks great clearly frequent those pro-anorexia sites. No one in their right mind would say that looks healthy or normal.
keats | June 17, 2009 at 4:15 am
she honestly looks disgusting so disgusting that i’d rather see an obese person in a bikini and the sad thing about it is that you can tell she thinks she looks really good.
Jim | June 17, 2009 at 5:11 am
ewww, thats just wrong. i think this site needs an age limit.
me | June 17, 2009 at 6:15 am
C’mon… She was never good looking.
She always looked like Olive Oil with blond hair.
Now she looks like Olive Oil with blond hair and fake tits.
Kyle | June 17, 2009 at 6:30 am
Holy fucking shit this woman is scary looking!!! She looks like a cross between swiss miss and the fuckin crypt keeper. God she’s beat to shit
so, so, ROUGH | June 17, 2009 at 6:37 am
I feel like crying when i see that inner thighs!
This case is too easy though!
I think shes sun friendly, because i know she looks worse than that…
JK | June 17, 2009 at 6:55 am
TELL ME TORI SPELLING DOESN’T LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AS WHEN SHE PLAYED SCREECH’S GF ON SAVED BY THE BELL!!
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/05/18/gal_sbtb_tori_spelling.jpg
captain america | June 17, 2009 at 7:08 am
……………….A TRUE SHAME FOR A BIKINI!!
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 17, 2009 at 7:15 am
Oh man this is so fucking disturbing on so many levels. She used to have a body, now she looks like a 90 year old hag with pony tails. I’m gonna have to wank through an entire season of American Curves magazines to get this crap out of my head. Damn you fish, you should know better.
Darth | June 17, 2009 at 7:44 am
Hola!
John | June 17, 2009 at 8:11 am
Man, at least she hid her “left turn tit” pretty good…. I thought I was looking at a dead coyote that had been sun dried for a couple of years…
William the Cockerer | June 17, 2009 at 8:15 am
Oh how far has Violet Bickerstaff fallen since her days at Bayside.
Death2Speidi | June 17, 2009 at 8:31 am
The first pic is weird but in the rest she looks great….she is and will always be the ultimate butter face though. Her face is nauseating…and her kids didn’t fare much better.
PhDiego | June 17, 2009 at 8:42 am
GRANDMA, get back in the house!!
RichPort's Ghost | June 17, 2009 at 8:42 am
If Aaron Spelling had implants and bad fashion sense…
hollywood_hillbilly | June 17, 2009 at 8:53 am
She looks gross. But the real story here is that douchie finally learned what an ellipsis is. Nice work.
Dread not | June 17, 2009 at 8:57 am
For two through the chute? She looks pretty tight.
norton | June 17, 2009 at 9:16 am
Easily the homliest actress in Hollywood. The only reason this two bagger ever made a dollar behind a camera is her father.
Duuude | June 17, 2009 at 9:22 am
Racheal, I just rubbed one out to your picture. Thank you.
PhDiego | June 17, 2009 at 9:31 am
#39 you’re totally right!!
Racheal seems to be a nice hottie
Max Planck | June 17, 2009 at 9:35 am
We’re lucky we can’t hear the whining.
Next time Miyammy we should go. Oy!
Inmate #2648927 | June 17, 2009 at 9:39 am
Hang an oat bag from those braids.
Fuck U | June 17, 2009 at 9:41 am
#38 I couldn’t agree more…that is the ugliest skank in the world, not to mention she has absolutely Zero talent.
She looks fuckin terrible.
CutiePatutie | June 17, 2009 at 9:42 am
This is one of the most disgusting pics I’ve ever seen of this chick! It’s bad enough she isn’t cute, but I put at a 5 because she has a super cute personality…but damn Torrie, and damn you Dean, you know this isn’t cute, yet you allow her farlock on beaches, and trott around like all is good in the world. This is a sad state of affairs, and for her to deny she has an eating disorder is not only a lie, but reprehensiable. She needs help…not plastic help, that won’t change anything on the inside or out….SMDH!
Natasha | June 17, 2009 at 9:43 am
You know the superficial writer is one of those men who thinks anorexic women means the wrinkly ugly ones. If a chick is near-death-thin but still has smooth skin and implants shes perfect.
Nose job fake hair | June 17, 2009 at 9:47 am
So this bitch got the hook cut off her big nose and not sure what else to make herself feel almost like a normal white woman would look like. What’s with the Nordic hair color? Does this bitch think she looks Swedish? She has an ugly face.
Why is this bitch and her mother all over the news? Who is the money behind them? Why do they have so much money?
MONEY!!!! They have the MONEY!
We go to work and build our nations and devil like this scheme to take it away.
Ian | June 17, 2009 at 9:53 am
Oh god I wouldn’t fuck that with your dick.
The Bisexual | June 17, 2009 at 9:59 am
For having had two kids she doesn’t look that bad…her stomach flattened…you can just tell her skin stretched and it’s still working its way back to normal.
She just needs to wear a one piece.
And keep her face covered..
Érico | June 17, 2009 at 10:01 am
What an ugly biotch.
G&T | June 17, 2009 at 10:35 am
Ok, that does it!
New rule!
All bikini “articles” must henceforth be approved by a member of The Superficial staff who has actually had (consensual and non-paid) sexual intercourse before.
If I wanted to vomit I would stick my fingers down my throat ala Nicole Richie…
We demand Quality Control!
db | June 17, 2009 at 10:51 am
shes never looked better