Tori Spelling’s parents have stopped speaking to her, sources say. “There is a scene in the first episode of her new show, So noTORIous, in which she makes fun of the eBay room in her parents’ house,” a friend says. “Her mother has a huge shopping problem and has a whole room dedicated to the stuff she buys on the site. When she saw the episode, she threatened Tori and said she was going to sue her.”
Generating national publicity for suing your famous daughter is always the best way to keep something secret. I guess we now know where Tori gets her brains. Actually, it’s the same place she got her boobs – the discount rack at Self-Esteem World.
CheekyChops | March 20, 2006 at 10:26 am
Her breasts look like a couple of cantelopes shoved under her skin. You’d think with all the cash her daddy has, he’d at least get her some decent breasts.
CoJo | March 20, 2006 at 10:31 am
For having one of the richest daddy’s in Hollywood you’d think she would of gotten a decent plastic surgeon…SOMEONE, PLEASE, FIND A BEFORE PICTURE!
I watched the preview of her new show and the profile of her nose is serious Neverland Ranch material, and yes, #1, WORST boob job on the block, NO DOUBT!
I bet she was cuter before all the sugery…like when she was a toddler.
snark | March 20, 2006 at 10:55 am
The discount rack at Self-Esteem World… hoo-ha!
ESQ | March 20, 2006 at 11:02 am
Seriously Tori your parents are not going to be around forever and neither will your inheritance if you keep up the trash talk…why not rip on your former mates from Beverly Hills? That to be would be much more fun. Just a thought.
Lala | March 20, 2006 at 11:16 am
Last night, there was special on E! with Tori going at length about how her boobs were real.
Oh, how I laughed and laughed.
Spindoc | March 20, 2006 at 11:32 am
Gee, and what would the mom sue for? If it’s true, then she has no case. If it isn’t true she has to show that she has in some way been damaged.
To all the people that think Tori had a bad plastic surgeon…well Look at her dad. I’d say that whatever surgeon she had, didn’t have much to work with on that face of hers. The fact that she looks like a woman is probably the best he could do without a welding torch
Swordman | March 20, 2006 at 11:39 am
Ha the Praying Mantis with tits will soon be a homeless crack whore feeding on Jolly Ranchers and Canned Lunch Meat
xanjeleyzx | March 20, 2006 at 11:42 am
This girl is an idiot. WORSt boob job.
Jayne | March 20, 2006 at 11:50 am
What would the mother sue for?
Because we all know Tori’s money is basically her dad’s money..
aww, no more allowance :(
With the said… the mother needs to grow the fuck up and realize that this is the only chance her little girl has for some attention and it may be the only REAL job she has without her father holding her hand.
…unless I’m mistaken and noTORIous is produced and directed by Aaron Spelling.
Because then my ranting will be useless.
Zed | March 20, 2006 at 12:00 pm
#2 I don’t know if this (see link) is a before or after picture, but what the heck’s going on with her breast in this photo?
One breast begins about a 10 inches higher than the other … and is flat?
http://www.financialexpress.com/ie/daily/19970511/body.jpg
Scarey!
Aimtrue | March 20, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I don’t know what y’all are talking about-I like her titties and I have the wonderful ability to just sit and nod while a woman drones on about nothing-Seriouisly, I would certainly put up with her yapping if I got to play with her oddly shaped melons(that was a gift for those who don’t liek them) and hope to cash in on a little of the Speilling dough-That’s my retirement plan
tits_on_snack | March 20, 2006 at 12:06 pm
She has her own show? What the hell for?
And why is it called “NoTORIous”? Other than the fact that the word has the name “Tori” in it, there’s nothing that ‘notorious’ about her really. Boring.
sometimesboy | March 20, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Why is Tori dissing her mom’s e-Bay habit…they’ve got some great bargains over there on e-Bay…that’s obviously where she got the left implant…
Speaking of…does anyone remember the story from a couple years back where Courtney Love’s dog died after injesting one of her removed breast implants?
Coincidence?
Kelly | March 20, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Guess E! will give any washed out hag a show. Even if she set her fake boobs on fire I still wouldn’t watch.
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 20, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Tori’s parents have had enough of her after the e-bay comment? You mean to tell me acting like a drunken cumpster for the past ten years wasn’t enough? And whoever did the plastic surgery on her, both above and below the neck, should be brought up for crimes against humanity. That plastic surgeon should have just spared us all and took 19 pounds of ugly by lopping off her witless head.
CoJo | March 20, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I think Tori Spelling and Teri Hatcher went to the same plastic surgeon.
Anyone else notice the similarities? It’s like they told him to make each of them look like the other one…
Yuck!
Mr. Fritz | March 20, 2006 at 12:51 pm
She looks like that gay dude from ET who had kidney problems. Steven Kojo…whatever the hell his last name is. Her jaw is too square, she should have had that done instead of the shitty boob job.
sometimesboy | March 20, 2006 at 1:04 pm
yeah…what gives with the pic of alexis arquette?
inspector11 | March 20, 2006 at 1:10 pm
this 100% explains why i can’t find any “Donna Martin Graduates” merchandise on eBay.
Jacq | March 20, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Her mother and father have probably stopped talking to her because they shelled out $1 million on a marriage that had a shelf-life of less than a year. If her father wasn’t the original Daddy Warbucks, no one would care about her. She sure doesn’t have the acting chops to make it anywhere on her own.
And she’s a adulteress and her new fiancee is a cheater, too. They probably deserve each other.
Derek Hail | March 20, 2006 at 1:24 pm
this is probably a publicity ploy.
LRonHoover | March 20, 2006 at 1:25 pm
But what about her HORSE FACE issues???
krisdylee | March 20, 2006 at 2:52 pm
is that shannon doherty in the catholic dating service ad??????
gogoboots | March 20, 2006 at 2:54 pm
This must be the fugliest woman alive. There’s nothing real about her in the least. And her parents hate her naturally, she’s a fuckin’ brat.
derekd | March 20, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Hey, she has every reason to have a self-esteem problem. LOOK AT HOW UGLY SHE IS!! And can’t act to boot. Future headlines: “Hollywood Mogul’s Talentless Daughter Found At The Bottom Of A Valium Bottle”.
HughJorganthethird | March 20, 2006 at 3:55 pm
If I were her I’d counter sue her parents for making her go through life with such a repulsive mug.
Anyone lame enough to sit through a half-hour show about this talentless twat should be euthanized.
Spindoc | March 20, 2006 at 4:32 pm
This is what she used to look like before the plastic surgery. I agree that the surgeon probably made a few errors.
http://www.icey.tv/showphoto.php?photo=0011&nav=02
Evangelia | March 20, 2006 at 8:03 pm
wasn’t she married for a millisecond? did her husband dump her or did she dump her husband?
Pez_D_Spencer | March 20, 2006 at 10:25 pm
So noTORIous = less talented Taradise.
Feh.
Well, at least that face will stop a cavalry charge, so she’s got that going for her.
Tom Pierce | March 21, 2006 at 1:27 am
You are all so gay!
Tori is full-on HOT! Her tits are awesome. I’d hit it until I was drained! Admit that you would cream yourself if a chick 1/10th as hot even gave you a glance.
hafaball | March 21, 2006 at 3:21 am
By the sound of it, Tori was bought on eBay….HaHa!! Oh, I’m sure someone said that all ready…but it’s still funny. But that’s where they got her brain too.
mamacita | March 21, 2006 at 11:52 am
#30
Dude, you are definitely hard up. I’ve never heard a single guy, EVER, say Tori Spelling is even ‘doable’, much less full-on HOT!
Spindoc | March 21, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Ok, Sarah Jessica Parker, 10 years older and without really any surgery to speak of looks better and Tori PAID to look like that. Ouch!
As for #30. I’m guessing that Tori is the first woman you’ve seen who isn’t wearing a Bhurka, otherwise I have no explanation for your comment.
miadm2002 | March 21, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Tori looks like a mackerel (is this spelled right)
gogoboots | March 21, 2006 at 1:47 pm
So she got married spent a million bucks on it, got a divorce is yet engaged again. Who are the dumb asses that agree to marry this mess??!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 22, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Spindoc, I would appreciate it if you would ask permission before posting my site here. I placed my trust in you and you deceived me. Now get back in your cage and finish licking my boots.
Signed,
Berglind Icey
LaydeeBug | March 25, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Oh Tori, it didn’t work for Tara and it won’t work for you. Listen closely, Spelling, nobody cares about you and your long-assed Snoopy face. Take your daddy’s millions and live a great life of obscurity or taka a designing course and do something useful.
HollywoodSnark | January 9, 2007 at 4:42 pm
lol, empty publicity…