Tori Spelling has gigantic nipples

June 18th, 2009 // 134 Comments

Here’s Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don’t really know who would want to look at Tori’s nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren’s penis and five billion of you proved me wrong. I’m starting to think the robot’s aren’t going to have to work hard at their apocalypse provided they shoot nudie pictures out of their ray guns. — I just told them our weakness, didn’t I? Sonofabitch.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that reminded me I need new saucer plates.

Photos: Splash News

  1. I understand pretty well why she wasn’t involved in her father’s WILL, folks!!

  2. Veronica


  3. Next time put the stars over her face please…

  4. Heidi Montag

    omg, like worst boob job ever!

  5. Holy Sh!t Batman !

    Hang on to her before her 23 lb. bones and nipples float away !

    Dammmmm, some serious baby choker norks on her. Well, could have been but can’t breast feed silicone to a kid……

    FUCK Osama bin laden

  6. Her weight used to be fine. This is not attractive. She should get help.

  7. Sid


    lol! Good one!

    Tori is a anorexic mess!

    Will the doctor giving her uppers please stop now before she dies of heart failure.

  8. I’m more concerned about the whole snowglobe effect…

  9. Trav

    Who did her boob job? Dr. Marty Feldman???

  10. meee

    they’re not so much huge as they are totally uneven

  11. Gregor

    Forget the silver-dollar nips — sort of hot — but those chicken bone thighs are guh-rosssss!!!!!

  12. She looks disgustingly anorexic + one of the worst boob jobs in Hollywood.

  13. LEB

    Her nips aren’t gigantic, they’re normal. The rest of her boobs, though, are obvious fakes. And she needs a better swimsuit.

  14. amylynn


  15. ctti

    What a waste of a cute bikini. Those things can’t be natural…they’re in vastly different positions & point in different directions. Eww.

  16. LotE

    Her body is perfect In my opinion. Nipples – normal If you had a baby!

  17. Hot Carl


    Broke Yolks.


  18. cheezy_poof

    Bitc$ needs a hamburger.

  19. v tard

    I want my eyes back….

  20. atleast she’s not fat

  21. Shari

    She is gross. She’s so disgustingly underweight, and her breasts were terribly done. Why is she wearing a see-through bikini…

  22. Shani

    You guys….seriously!

    Ok yea, she is disgustingly thin, but how are her nipples gigantic exactly?

  23. AMO

    Ok, I’m also a mother and there is no way in hell I’d be walking around where anyone except my husband could see me like that! And she knows pics are being taken of her. No wonder her mother alienated her. She’s a skank.

  24. jonisjackingoff

    I’d drink her pee.

  25. Smith


  26. joe

    i think they`re regular nips
    still nips, dont you like?

  27. bima

    She is so f$^#$ng ugly, a wouldn’t let my dog touch her.

  28. tommy

    I love women with nips as big as hers, even bigger if i can find some

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  30. mark
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    She looks utterly disgusting.

  31. Commented on this photo:

    Too much slim..she desn’t seems herself

  32. Steve
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    I think she looks hot as hell. I would be all over that. Nice big tits, big lips. I have always thought she was very sexy.

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